"The Talk"

[Sh0ckFyre]

My father told me this: "Procreate. Pass it on."

 

[Dyp100]

Mum had it with me when I was 7, plus growing up in London you learn things if you don't know them.

I'm rather mature about sex and fetishes and all that, and I thank my mother for that.

 

[BlackHawkfox]

Nowadays they're showing videos in health classes anyway and children are a million times more sexually enlightened then they used to be. The talk is fast becoming useless.

I wouldn't say enlightened, they just know what goes where, I don't know about you but my high school has quite a few mothers in it.

 

[zahr]

I learned it from one of the biology textbooks I was reading. This was back when I was six years old.

Yes, I was reading various scientific books for fun at age six. We couldn't afford things like computers or toys, but reading books in a library is free.

 

[TOGSolid]

I never had it, nor did I ever need it. I'm an army brat so we were all swearing like sailors by the fourth grade and by middle school we were all making pretty fucked up genitalia/sex jokes.

 

[WeedWorm]

Never got the talk from my parents. I got it from the school.

 

[Gaderael]

I never had 'The Talk'. I had reasonably taught health classes growing up in school, foreign movies late at night, and common sense.

 

[basic.acid]

i never needed the talk, i discovered the magical world of porn at the age of 12 and drinking a week later

 

[Amnestic]

I didn't get The Talk, school had a Compulsory Movie at the age of 10-11 (my birthday is late in the academic year, so I was 10 at the time). Fairly sure I mentioned this recently in another thread too...

It was basically porn, lots of giggles and I couldn't keep a straight face. Sex was hilarious to me back then.

Still is a bit.

 

[Low Key]

I didn't need the talk. The school system I went through taught me sex ed. from the third grade on.

 

[Nmil-ek]

We had a grainy dull sex ed vid back in school was not exactly compelling stuff and then in highschool a quite frankly horrifying lecture with our 50 something teacher, a rubber sex toy and a condom that was euch...

Appart fom that the internet was my haven.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

When I was younger my father told me,"The only thing I need to hammer to you is use a condom till you get a visectamy." and when I got older my unwanted but true advice was,"It's simple in and out.. you'll fuck it up the first time."

I turned out fine!

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Had it when I was around 8 or 9. Was watching Kingpin or something with my Father and one of his mates, when one of the characters calls the woman a whore. I just asked, 'Dad...what's a whore?'
The look on his face was priceless. His mate was pissing himself laughing at how awkward it'd be for us both. Anyways, after his mate left, we had 'the talk.'
Was fairly awkward, but I understood everything, and furthermore, understood what a whore meant...making the movie just that little bit funnier.

 

[Nmil-ek]

When I was younger my father told me,"The only thing I need to hammer to you is use a condom till you get a visectamy." and when I got older my unwanted but true advice was,"It's simple in and out.. you'll fuck it up the first time."

I turned out fine!

Hey atleast your dad said something to you mine just threw a porn mag at me >_>

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

It's kinda fucked up how so many people here never had the talk, and whose parents instead relied on sex-ed from school to do the talkin.

 

[jboking]

I have never had to have the talk. My parents never found it necessary. I suppose they assumed I knew due to the sex ed classes in school.

 

[masher]

I never had, "the talk". My elementary school had, "the movie", which was some guy coming in and talking about it in between short clips and slide-shows.

They made us watch cartoon bears doing it. I got mysteriously ill that week...

Hahahahaha!!! That's just wrong.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

7. I was seven when I found out that babies were robots.

 

[LewsTherin]

They teach us that kind of thing in schools up in Canada.