The "That's Nothing!" Game

[MattZero]

That's nothing. We didn't even have hospitals. I once had to sew my own leg wound shut. Why did I have a leg wound? Our neighborhood was infested with wolverines. And I had to sew my leg shut with barbed wire and use fire ants as anesthesia.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

That's nothing! I would have killed for barb wire stitches, we had to use glass! And our fire ants came from Chernobyl (Since radioactiveness is equal to largeness now.)

 

[Sleekgiant]

Thats nothing, we used acid stitching, although it never worked

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Count yourself lucky. Our stitching was made out of radioactive fire ants. Who had all eaten acid. And we weren't given any anaesthetic!

 

[Radelaide]

Count yourself lucky. Our stitching was made out of radioactive fire ants. Who had all eaten acid. And we weren't given any anaesthetic!

I would have LOVED radioactive fire ants!

15 hours down the mill, after paying our boss to come to work, I'd have to walk home on my hand and knees in the snow. Then when I got home, all 27 of my brothers and sisters would have to share half a cob of corn, go clean the bottom of the lake then our dad would slice I've down the middle with a butterknife.

(Trying to stick as close to the skit as possible.)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

That's nothing! I had to work 40 HOURS A DAY in a mill that was ON FIRE on THE MOON, and after that, I had to crawl back to Earth WITHOUT A SPACESUIT where I had to share a single popcorn kernel with my entire extended family(that's 250 people), and after that, we all had to clean the bottom of a shark-infested lake with nothing but dirty toothbrushes (which we also had to use) and then something about a butter knife that I don't understand.

 

[SteakHeart]

THAT'S NOTHING! I had to get up in the morning at 10:30 at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, then head to the factory where I worked 29 hours a day, and when I got back my dad would kill me and dance upon my grave!