the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ 0 v 0

< Slegs.

v Please don't make me say that again.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, this time say "fgt".

< I still get "overloaded thread display hamsters" every time I enter certain threads unless I post in them. It's annoying.

v Your ass is grass and I'm the weed whacker!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ So... You're going to shave my ass?

< Damn you spell checker!!!

V Has an ass as smooth as a baby's

 

[Barbas]

^ Now you've done it; you've pissed off the thread ghosts!

< SPOOKY HAPPENINGS UP IN THIS BIZZITCH.

v Would you kindly get the fuck. Thank you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Anything else you want from the shop?

< Cat DLC downloaded. When cat is not freaking out I will have photos.

v His name's Steve. Not really, It's Matt.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's Glen, you truffle snuffler!

< Creative insults

V Ensure pigeons don't crap on my statues

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I solemnly vow to forever stand guardian over thy honorable statues from those dastardly pigeon bastards!

< Dastardly Bastard

V Actually thinks pigeons kinda kick ass.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, they're pretty cute and they stroll down the city in feathery business suits.

< Poet and didn't know it.

v Get me my gun.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Let's lock and load!

< ready to rok. Ragnarok!

V Somewhere over the buffet

 

[FPLOON]

^ All you can eat...
< The Hungover Games is a testament to how many named "actors" you can spot throughout...
v Pretty?

 

[Barbas]

^ Please?

< Peas.

v Peen.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pingas?

< He has a little cat dick, but with no balls. Is funny to me.

v Why is there a thread about having boobs?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because everyone has the potential to have boobs even if "some" didn't ask for them beforehand...
< I want boobs, dammit, but I don't like milkshakes!
v The color of your milkshake?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Some yellow in it

< That'll teach them

V Have a pet monkey

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, thanks!

< *Plays with monkey*.

v I'm busy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I hope that monkey bites your fingers off and gives you rabies, Barbas! We're OVER!

< *dramatic run with cherry blossoms and teardrops*

v Where for art thou whom utilises a pineapple as their domicile?

 

[Barbas]

^ 'Neath yon body of saltwater.

< Plant the battle flag [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WlrDZj14Mg].

v Do you even realize that you might be going to Vermont for this?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What reason do I have to go anywhere near Vermont?

< Well, aside from if I really felt like visiting my cousin and her husband.

V Why is there not more cowbell in here?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Can't fit with all the guitars.

< *shred*

Spoiler: v Do you remember this song without looking at the comments?

v Do you remember this song without looking at the comments?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not even a little bit. Never heard it before in my life.

< Doesn't know what way is which.

v Welcome to This Place, intrepid explorer.