the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ I didn't do anything either!
< Should have done something?
v Recapping...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Last Week on Alan Wake...

< Something to do with light or some duff

V What happens in the public lavatories stays in public lavatories

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Probably how I was conceived

< Public Lavatory baby

V Had to go to hospital because of the rash

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, I'm allergic to wolves, and this place is full of 'em these days...

< I hallucinated for the first time in years last night. A translucent raider/tribal at the foot of my bed. Clearly I've been playing too much Fallout.

v Peanuts.

 

[Barbas]

^ Watch your mouth! >:<

< I'm supposed to be working, damn it.

v Why aren't you doing your homework?! *Smack*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I sure hope he doesn't resort to Goofy Time.

< Hungry.

v Mmmmmmm!

 

[Barbas]

^ It's not time to eat yet.

< Still waiting.

v You're late, Mr Dude. We've been waiting.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Dude arrives precisely when he means to. Wait, wrong film...

< Got another Fallout character to level 50. Should be able to squeeze one more in between now and you-know-what but first, a break.

v Weak.

 

[Barbas]

^ Mistaken! *Unleashes plasma*.

< Must get back into Fallout: New Vegas and complete it before you-know-what with the who-knows-where.

v When are you going to write an article?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Once I overcome my crippling fear of work

< Sold his copy of Fallout for $10

V Is it really attached? Or is it just stapled on?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Stapled. With the big staples.

< The REALLY big staples.

v Squirms at the thought of nail injuries.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ nail injuries can really hurt; have you ever cut one too close to the quick?

< hates cuticles

v is likely a cuticle sympathizer and must be eliminated

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dazed and Confused?
< In a "sexy webcam" position...
v That's what she said!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not easy on the eyes

< *Silent musings*

V Ah so...it was you after all

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hello! *waves innocently*

< Razzin' frazzin.

v Boi.

 

[Twintix]

^ This peace is what all true warriors strive for?

< Let's play~ Sway through the crowd to an empty space~

V If you say run, I'll run with you~

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ If you say hide, we'll hide

< Less a David Bowie. More a Goblin King

V Has no idea what this Bowie thing is... Perhaps it's a contraceptive device?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ In that case I have great concern for any user of a Bowie Knife.

< I hope this thing is cancelled, otherwise the next three hours will be very dull.

v Dog park?

 

[Twintix]

^ Yessir, here you can park your dog while you're at work.

< Nowhere did the course I'm studying say that we were gonna use JavaScript, and I understand nothing. I feel tricked and pissed off.

V I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be you~ Don't wanna be just like you~

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You try'na say you're BETTA THAN ME!?

< Is home now and doesn't really want to do anything. The thing wasn't that dull.

v Melting.