the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Live and Learn!
< Hanging on the edge of tomorrow...
v Live and Learn?

 

[Barbas]

^ It's an unavoidable eventuality.

< It's a bit like decomposition, or taxes.

v You need to use more keyboard shortcuts. Here's a free one: Ctrl+T.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'll use keyboard shortcuts when I damn well want to.

< Which will probably be never.

V Buried in snow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We haven't even gotten to the rain yet, calm down.

< Oh no! It's been a whole ten minutes since I last spewed gooey nonsense at my cat!

v omg caaaaat cuuuute faaaace stoopid worryhead mcgee etc

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Doesn't matter how well you treat your cat, they will inevitably kill you for food if they have to.

< More a dog person anyway

V Doesn't matter how well you treat this person, they will inevitably kill you for food if they have to.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ How dare you insinuate such sir!

< I miss having a dog.

V "Lord Shen, everything is going according to schedule, but we've run out of metal." "Search the farthest villages. Find more metal. China will know to bow before me!"

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ *NOT ENOUGH METAL!* *MINE MORE METAL!*

< Defeated China with a Blitzkrieg Panzer rush

V Prefers to swarm with Aztec Jaguars and win an early game

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Sure! Jaguars are cool! May I ride one?

< Woke up feeling like she was on a torture rack.

V Slept well last night?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, actually. Trippy dream, too.

< The phrase "very well" looks weird when you type it. It doesn't read like "okay", which is how it's meant.

v Ever held a baby chicken?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ No because they don't hold me back, the selfish bastards.

< Remembers pulling the tail feathers of a grown chicken to make them flap their wings in frustration and surprise

V Calling PETA.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Yeah, good idea actually.

< Waiting for someone to touch up my job resume.

V Has a job

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nope, have two.

< No one wants to touch up my job resume. I have to touch it up myself

V I want to touch you in the CV

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Only if I get to pet your avatar.

< Should go eat something

V What's for dinner?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The flesh of the foolish ones who piss you off. Then Cheesecake

< Never baked a cheesecake actually. Plenty of Pavlova and chocolate cake. Never Cheese... I now find that odd.

V GIVE ME CHEESECAKE RECEPIE!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Would if I had one, but I don't.

< Trying to get his Xbox to read the fucking game disk.

V It's not going very well.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Physical media is cool and all, until that happens.

< Home from a night in with friends. Ate some bread. When I got home, I mean.

v Dark Vader.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Dark Father? I'll contact you when I'm married to him.

< Talking with roommate about devs of 'State of Decay'... for some reason.

V Hiii!

 

[Headsprouter]

^

< Dynamite is a fun word.

v Boba Fit.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh good, Headsprouter's back!

< I can't remember whether I've ever been to Egypt.

v Have you?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Egypt, I need your, Sophisticated Silence.

< Uh no. I don't know you very well, But I'd really like to.

V I saw, Your picture, In a travel brochure.