the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ VE or VJ?

< He doesn't know, heeheehee.

v What are you doing in the laundry room all day and night???

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not being in the laundry room, that's what.

< Though I do need to do some laundry today.

V Stab stab stab.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Ow Ow Ow.

< If you wanted to kill me, you should try something better than a turkey baster.

V Ya damn kids better get off my property!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ *Cocks Shotgun* *Tries to Fire into air* *Safety on*

< Buckshot Warrior

V Buckwheat Pancake

 

[Barbas]

^ I think buckwheat's an ingredient on Vvardenfell.

< I think I could live on the Ascadian Isles...at least for a bit.

v So, what's your favourite coastline?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Northern Irish Newcastle. We used to go there in the summer. We had a caravan we'd stay in that was owned by my grandparents.

< The beach was a bit crap but it's a memorable seaside location nonetheless.

v Is there a god? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNyj0x2BTSw]

 

[Barbas]

^ I am unfamiliar with this meme. Please provide a 20-page follow-up report.

< I'm beginning to think something might be off about this whole deal...

v Kill Christopher Raven!

 

[FPLOON]

^ From the 200-Acre Forest?
< Indecisive!
v Better Talk Saul tomorrow...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Agh I've been meaning to catch up with that for months.

< Headsproutering.

v Has noticed the unexplained wartlike growth on the forums recently.

 

[Barbas]

^ APOTHECARIES!

< Chaos marines usually have the better voice actors...

v ...But Orks are the best.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Orks are stupid

< Crash Bandicoot comeback?!

V Do you wish to save? Y/N

 

[Barbas]

^ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

< I'm going now.

v Good luck.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ aye same to you mate

< the snark is with me.

V beetleborg!

 

[Barbas]

^ What is that, some craphole in Germany???

< *Smacks lips*. I fancy a pickle or two.

v You're unbelievable!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Song reference!
< Spring Breaker...
v Soft on the outside?

 

[Barbas]

^ Too soft. Nice and warm, though.

< Fully intoxinated.

v Are you Obi Wan Alcohol?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, Soda, I am.

< I know it's corny, but I like my maces like a stereotypical naval mine on a stick.

v Corn on the curb.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Stomp out the Pop!
< I just found out about the next Underworld movie...
v Blood type?

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot.

< Do I even have one?

v Uh-oh. You'll have to steal my medical documents from those quack frauds.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Bah, stealing medical documents is a pain. I'll just take some blood and I can figure it out pretty quickly.

< BLOOOD!

V One of the cool vampires. Not like that Twilight bullshit.