the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ A wrench in the machine

< Ghost in the sewers

V There's a "thing" among us

 

[Barbas]

^ What does it look like?

< It could be me.

v Maybe it's you...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It probably is.

< Why do I gotta do dat?

v Good Monday?

 

[FPLOON]

^ The sun is gone again...
< Shit ain't printing again!
v Code 241 again?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Looks like it.

< Blarg.

V Sees the sun.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Goes blind from staring at the sun and no other reason what-so-ever

< Only chance at love is with blind girls and the horribly drunk

V Horribly drunk... Excellent...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No. It's not a bunny day.

< Bunny Day, noun: A day on which Headsprouter's bunnies can be let out in the yard without risk of getting wet.

v I forgot to check the next page.

 

[Xeros]

^ I did, too, actually.
< But I saw 401 not a moment too soon.
V Now let me see ya 'ands in de aiya!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Now GET ON THE GROUN'!

< PUT YER HAND BEHIN' YER BACK! HANDS BEHIN' YER BACK!

v STAHP RESISTING ME!

 

[Xeros]

^ *Begins to stamp on the ground*
< *Jump* *Jump* *Jump* *Jump*
V *Moving all around*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I refused to jump up, jump up and get down in the 90s, and by God I stand by that decision today

< also will not electric slide, macaraena or batusi

v doesn't know the score, doesn't know the deal, didn't get the memo

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ No, I really didn't.

< More shooty shooty bang bang please!

v TASTELESS DISPLAYS OF WEALTH ANYONE?!

 

[Xeros]

^ My collection plate runneth over.
< Almost quittin' time!? Down with the establishment!
V Is a liar, and will spend an eternity on this ship!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cheerio, then.

< Is this thread quoting KF2? In that case I'm RRRrarin' TO GO!

v Ghost post.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dead post...
< Dead end!
v Dead theory?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dead leg

< I leave these Smegheads for a few hours and it all goes backward

V Don't DreamWorks face at me, monsieur

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ *raises both eyebrows and smiles goofily, completely messing up the face*

< I can't raise only one eyebrow.

v AND HIS NAME IS...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Welp. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NF42PhhIwU]

< People who include "gaming/gamer" in their steam usernames. Little redundant, methinks.

v Has a nice, juicy shitpost for us.

 

[Barbas]

^ testacles.

< Good morning, and welcome to this place. Nobody here is a normal person.

v Except you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Was clearly dropped on the head as a baby.

< It's not so bad. My mother wore a blindfold when breastfeeding me.

v I'm also the reason she "got no bobs" as the kids are saying these days.