the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ He's watching his figure.

< Good ol' Gautham from Amazon. He's very helpful, if a little slow.

v Also his name sounds like that of a small town in England.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ much better than Shitterton, in Dorset

< wouldn't mind getting to Wetwang in East Yorkshire

v maybe you'd be more interested in Three Cocks, Breconshire?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just as good as Twatt & Titty Ho

< People should put more consideration in naming things

V May I borrow your nukes?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ All zero of them? Sure.

< Has no nuclear ARSEnal

V You dropped the bomb on me! Baby, you dropped the bomb on me!

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, you're tuning me on! (Yeah!)
< Like what you see? (Yes?)
v Jim was looking for you... (Yep...)

 

[Fijiman]

^ No he wasn't. Not today at least.

< Blarg.

V Can you go get rid of that fool?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ sorry, he's still under contract

< and he does sing the most delightfully bawdy sea shanties

v probably doesn't even know what the wenches do when them whaler boys return

 

[FPLOON]

^ They play Twister?
< Wants some Twister Yoga...
v Caught up in a Twister! Twi-twi-twister!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You and your strange sayings which are probably references to things I don't get.

< I don't like it when things are drenched in sauce. I generally avoid sauce so drenching it in the stuff is a sure-fire way to kill it for me.

v Goes to fancy restaurants and orders chips. Or...fries...

 

[Barbas]

^ I never do...unless they're potato wedges.

< Spicy ones.

v With extravagant dips.

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO DIP! Only pants.

< Just had pancakes.

V Just had a rocked launched into their window.

 

[Barbas]

^ I hope not.

< It'd mean I'd have to unleash the hounds of heck.

v I could hear your thighs slapping together as you approached.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Saggy flapjacks.

< Looking for hecks to give.

v Travels by roomba.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when shrunk.

< When one person dies, they make room for another.

v Is that a good thing or a bad thing to say?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Few would let you speak of their deceased loved one as somebody who can be replaced with somebody else.

< But when an artisan of sorts dies his shoes can be filled by somebody with the same or similar skills. It's sometimes good to have a fresh pair of eyes or hands.

v Contains nuts.

 

[Barbas]

^ I could really go for a Picnic bar.

< I also enjoy Wispas.

v Maltesers?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pretty good. I'm not as into chocolate as I used to be though.

< Twixes and Timeouts. Keep the chocolate levels low and the biscuit level high.

v Oreos are mediocre.

 

[Barbas]

^ Plain oat biscuits are nicer, in my opinion.

< Oreo filling is a bit too cloying.

v We need mang.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Mang on.

< Oatcakes and a glass of OJ. Noice breakfast.

v Pre-orders games.

 

[Barbas]

^ Cautiously.

< I could go for a cuppa.

v Fancy a brew?