the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Teh only winning moev is to not pley.

< I found some sweet ceramics yesterday.

v Found any good sources of screws and copper?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fuses, hotplates (for copper) and typewriters, desk fans and antique globes (for screws).

< Loading screen mentions adhesive being rare, but it's all about the screws, man.

v Came bounding over.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Just like in chat...
< I was summoned not by choice!
v Why can't I duel-wield?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because this isn't Skyrim.

< "Cuz I wuz tellin' t'toof?"

v The test says you're a LIAH.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The test... Is right

< Never tells the truth. Always speaks in paradoxes. Paradoxies?

V IS THE BRINGER OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE... Sometimes. When they can be bothered.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ look, bringing truth and justice is just a hobby, it's not like I get paid

< sometimes you just want to lounge around in shorts and eat cereal for dinner

v can't get enough of that Golden Crisp

 

[FPLOON]

^ Can't figure out why everyone loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
< I thought I was doing yard work, but it was cut short...
v Let the right one in!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm guessing you're right right one?

< Guinea pigs are appealing to listen to. "Wheek-wheek! Purrr..." All I ever get out of my buns is the occasional buzz or growl.

v Overwatch looks fun.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Maybe, but I'm not really into MOBAs.

< Might give SMITE a try at some point though since it also came out for the Xbox One.

V But first, more Fallout 4.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Good plan, but is Overwatch really a MOBA? The reason it appeals to me is because it seems to be an FPS with MOBA elements.

< I swear the Laser Musket lets out an audible groan when cranked four times.

v Floolf.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Spelled my name wrong...
< I saw Fantasia at the cinema today!
v How do you get away with nudity?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I can always get away with nudity.

< It's generally how I make my escape

V Does not want to see my magic trick where I make my clothes turn invisible

 

[FPLOON]

^ Begs to differ?
< It took me last week to realize that they were new episodes of The Librarians!
v Curiosity killed the cat because the cat was close-minded...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ History is written by the survivors.

< It's annoying when there's a non-protective outfit in FO4 that you can't wear underneath armour. I like options.

v Noodle-bot.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ *BEEP* *BOOP* YOU WANT NOODLES FOR LUNCH AGAIN SIR?

< Master, why was I designed to feel pain?

V He's soooooo handy!

 

[FPLOON]

^ With my feet?
< Would do all the _____jobs!
v Money's in the case above the ground...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Convenient place to put it

< My money now

V Doesn't get enough Vitamin X

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ My vitamin levels are none of your concern buddy...

< OK! IT'S TRUE! I DON'T GET ENOUGH VITAMIN X!!! I'M SORRY!!!

V Why is my captcha always 'Tissue Box'?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because you have to deal with captchas, scrub.

< No need to worry about screws. I can get them out of guns now.

v Great Scott! You're for the high jump!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Sweet ability unlock?
< Fall Season's coming to an end...
v THE FENCE!