the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Never even seen one that I recall.

< Free.

v Feel the power!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What if I don't want to?

< Sleepy.

V Doggy.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Doge?
< Waiting...
v POKEMON ON BLU-RAY!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I never buy DVDs or watch Pokemon so why would I give a damn?

< Tom and Jerry sound effects.

v Fermenting.

 

[Barbas]

^ More simmering, really.

< Stupid government certifications.

v There's a good book called At Home, by Bill Bryson, that you should definitely read.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I said a few months ago I might read the hunger games books, seeing as they're all downstairs. I still haven't.

< I've been killing wizards for ages...I think the wiki's lying and they don't drop fire talismans.

v Why do pointed hats make you better at magic? Do puffy hats make you a better chef? *gasp* Are chefs food wizards!?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, they are. Only their specialist school of magic is actually love.

< Twinkle, twinkle...

v <3

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Please sew up your chest again.

< Not only was Singapore style Vermicelli Chow Mein not that great, it also set my ass on fire.

v *exceedingly lucky series of damage rolls*

 

[Barbas]

^ Hey, man, thanks for that!

< I think I'm just starting to wrap my grey matter around the concept of a telephone.

v Hey, put down that penis and get back to work! ;D

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not my penis, that's just Rune...[sub]scape...[/sub]

< Just realised that's far more embarrassing.

v Where's this trail of blood lead, Timothy!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The legend states that leads to the blood swamps

< Where the monsters died

V It's rUN or diE

 

[FPLOON]

^ Rather skate or die...
< Fierce!
v Not the story of American Crime?

 

[Barbas]

^ What do you mean?

< These Shermans are all right; they're versatile platforms...

v Not a huge fan of WW2 shooters.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I really liked the original Medal of Honor and the most intriguing COD game to me is 5, World at War. I own Red Orchestra 2.

< Red Orchestra is one of those games I like the idea of, but am not the right personality type to actually succeed in and enjoy. You need to be somewhat good at a game's PvP to enjoy it.

v Prawn crackers are people!

 

[Barbas]

^ I thought they were just made from their souls.

< Hmmm...

v That execution was brutal, dude.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am his head, now!!

< I'm Chrish Hanshen with Dateline NBShee and I'm doing a shtory on men who arrange to meet underage girlsh online for shex.

v *headbutts stool*

 

[Barbas]

^ Have you been channeling Sean Connery again, young man?

< He was the highlight of The Rock.

v Thinks his best film was Zardoz.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It had the better cinematography...
< Did it?
v My mind escapes me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well you'd better go catch it then.

< My friends want to go to Pizza Express. And I don't like pizza or Italian food particularly in general.

v Does not compute.

 

[Barbas]

^ Not at the moment.

< I finally managed to achieve sentience. God, it hurts so much.

v Would you like some orange juice?