the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Chimps in space!

< Today was really hot out

V If I see one more play of the game of bastion or Torbjourn hammering on a turret, I am going to go ape-shit! and yes I do mean picking Winston!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I got a play of the game yesterday evening as Winston.

< Started watching GOT again. Just watched A Man Without Honour. Previous couple episodes were upsetting but...ffffuck.

v Please do not do that.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fine, then!
< I'm putting it away...
v Just one touch?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Still waiting for his avatar to start working.

V Is actually a plant in disguise.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes! I'm going back to my roots...

< I wonder what tomfoolery will stem from this!

v What the blooming hell are you staring at!?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Gonna weed out all of your bad puns...
< Slut?
v Swipe up!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Swipe right...

< The future is pretty uncertain now. At least we have the south...and maybe an Irish Union if things get really bad.

v What are you hiding from?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ badgers

< hot, dog

V Everyone, LISTEN UP! Today. Today. At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves but each other. today there is not a man or woman in here who shall stand alone. not today. today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them. TODAY WE CANCEL THE MOTHER****ING APOCALYPSE!

 

[FPLOON]

^ The better movie...
< The better stranger!
V The better butter?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ None at all, I hate butter.

< No daily deals or flash sales this summer. Lame.

v Like, bummer.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ no way dude!

< why did I just talk like some surfer dude?

V Rollin' rollin' rollin, man my ass is swollen, I think I have a blocked Colin!

 

[Fijiman]

^ RAWHIDE!

< Hates Sanders Gorge.

V Smells oddly and is probably an off-worlder.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I smell just fine and am from here, thank you very much!

< The nerve of that guy!

V You have your honor again, let me die with mine.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Tell yourself that...
< Need more cards!
v Wanna trade?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Summer sale cards? Possibly.

< Brexit might be a good thing. I'll keep looking into it, even if I'm surrounded by people who probably won't let themselves be convinced.

v Bumbling.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Slang...
< My next paycheque's gonna get rekt by that Steam Summer Sale aka that SSS!
v Blinded by my 4-piece thong?

 

[Fijiman]

^ If I was stupid enough to look at it while you were wearing I might.

< Loot griding in Borderlands. It's not that fun, especially when I'm mostly getting crap.

V Saw a deer today.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ we have lots of those here.

< Fat loots.

V No No No No No. I said DART gun not. . . oh nevermind.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Classic...
< The sequel wasn't that great!
v Why did the prequel come with TWO shorts?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Because they are actually that stupid.

< Blarg.

V Pantsed an Elephant Party Parade.