The way you would like to die and your last words

[Motiv_]

Getting shot and bleeding to death while beating the shit out of everyone nearby. And the second before I die I put in a chuck norris joke for best of effect.

But say you did that, no-one would be alive to hear it.

Using a chuck norris line or joke automatically awakens the power of awesome. Everyone man in the world would have an erection lasting for several seconds, and all of the women will automatically yell violent and profane things. It will be worth dying for. And no one will ever know. Muhahahaha.

 

[Spirultima]

Getting shot and bleeding to death while beating the shit out of everyone nearby. And the second before I die I put in a chuck norris joke for best of effect.

But say you did that, no-one would be alive to hear it.

Using a chuck norris line or joke automatically awakens the power of awesome. Everyone man in the world would have an erection lasting for several seconds, and all of the women will automatically yell violent and profane things. It will be worth dying for. And no one will ever know. Muhahahaha.

If thats what happens...WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Fighting some goody two-shoes Nemesis.
My last words before abandoning this vessel/prison would be something like: "Finally! I'm free! Soon I'll retake my rightful place on the Throne of Hell and start my Reign of Terror! And it's all thanks to you!" If I'm not dead yet by then I'll put in some evil laughter.

 

[uncle-ellis]

The cake it's... it's...

 

[Spirultima]

Fighting some goody two-shoes Nemesis.
My last words before abandoning this vessel/prison would be something like: "Finally! I'm free! Soon I'll retake my rightful place on the Throne of Hell and start my Reign of Terror! And it's all thanks to you!" If I'm not dead yet by then I'll put in some evil laughter.

Ever heard of the words "Freza lover?"

 

[levelone]

"AVENGE ME BROTHERS!" (I play way too much Wh40k Space marines, but what could you say that would be best for this topic?)

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Holy crap, I think I just opened up an artery. Oh crap, that is a lot of blood. I'm not joking guys, this is... this is really bad.

I'm wrapping the wound but it's not stopping. Uh, okk ligthedded...!!. is m post i scapis???>>>>>>>>>>>>

That she is! That she is!

 

[Kevvers]

At least I have chicken

 

[Cuniculus]

"fuck'in figures."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Fighting some goody two-shoes Nemesis.
My last words before abandoning this vessel/prison would be something like: "Finally! I'm free! Soon I'll retake my rightful place on the Throne of Hell and start my Reign of Terror! And it's all thanks to you!" If I'm not dead yet by then I'll put in some evil laughter.

Ever heard of the words "Freza lover?"

No, what do you mean? Are you sure it's not "Frieza" instead of "Freza"

 

[Aethren]

Drawing my last, slow remaining breaths on my deathbed, my old and wizened face staring at the ceiling, with a small smile hidden under a full white beard, I'd whisper, "Ceiling cat is watching you."

 

[Timewave Zero]

Drawing my last, slow remaining breaths on my deathbed, my old and wizened face staring at the ceiling, with a small smile hidden under a full white beard, I'd whisper, "Ceiling cat is watching you."

My friend, THAT is going to be hard to beat...

Personally, fighting God atop a mountain but before killing him he has me nuked a milion times over in a second. But then he dies, too. HE JUST DOES.

EDIT: Sorry, last words...Um, I say 'When you find yourself, alone, cold and dying, you'll know you are in the Constellation of the Black Widow! FUCK YOU!!!' Then he nukes me all those times.

 

[Queen Michael]

By getting sliced up by Wolverine. My last words? "What's that sulphury, burning smell?"

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

"See you in a few hours, I'll be the goat"

 

[gigitrix]

Last words: "Spy is sappin ma vertebrae!"

 

[The Riff]

I would like to be killed on my 100th birthday in a threesome

and my last words would be "There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs petter"

 

[creepy_rabbit]

my last words would be "yeah, i can totally eat five family-size pizzas"
need i say more?