TOP TEN REASONS THERE WON'T BE BRAWL
#10: It's the only surefire way to prevent unauthorized redistribution.
#9: Tournament Rules dictate only two users may download video at a time.
#8: Samus Aran wardrobe malfunction-- I WISH!
#7: Actor's name spelled wrong in the credits.
#6: Yahtzee liked it; universe imploded.
#5: Ad banners not as profitable as they'd hoped.
#4: Cameraman got a little too close to Kirby.
#3: Let's ask media affiliate 3D Realms
#2: Dammit, who told Miyamoto!?
And the number one reason there won't be brawl:
#1: "'Cause we ain't no fuckin' plumbers!"
#10: It's the only surefire way to prevent unauthorized redistribution.
#9: Tournament Rules dictate only two users may download video at a time.
#8: Samus Aran wardrobe malfunction-- I WISH!
#7: Actor's name spelled wrong in the credits.
#6: Yahtzee liked it; universe imploded.
#5: Ad banners not as profitable as they'd hoped.
#4: Cameraman got a little too close to Kirby.
#3: Let's ask media affiliate 3D Realms
#2: Dammit, who told Miyamoto!?
And the number one reason there won't be brawl:
#1: "'Cause we ain't no fuckin' plumbers!"