These Are the Actual Pokemon Black & White Starters

[TurboPanda]

I don't see why everyone is annoyed about the main characters being 15 this time. What would they have done during the 5 years they could have been a Pokemon trainer?. Hmmm well they might have gone to school and got an education like most 10-15 year olds.

Also what parent would let there 10 year old kid leave home and go on an adventure filled with fire breathing earthquake causing weather manipulating creatures at every turn? If any 10 year old left home in reality, their adventure would probably end like this.

Wild Paedophile appeared.

Trainer used Run

Paedophile used Pursuit.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I had seen this pic somewhere and assumed (read as; prayed) it was a joke.

Now I am indeed a sad panda. Water Type usually gets the cutest starters, but I guess they decided to completely balance the board in one go. Ugh.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Dear God... they look dreadful!

I'm glad I stopped playing at Diamond because this... **shivers**

Calm blue Mudkip, calm blue mudkip, calm blue mudkip...

 

[The Mick]

Is it me or does every generation of Pokemon look more and more like the cartoons Nickelodeon puts out for toddlers?

 

[Sneaklemming]

Man the water and fire ones look all kinds of ugly...

 

[Malediozone]

So we've got a sad panda, an inbred pig and a mutated space salamander? I'll pass.

 

[jboking]

MUST they make the fire starter silly again? I mean, let's look here:
Fire Lizard (Damn cool)
Fire Echidna (I think(Also pretty cool))
Fire Chicken (Huh... Well, it ends UP pretty awesome)
Fire Monkey (Uhm-)
Fire Pig (...)

Look at it this way, it will probably evolve into a fire boar, and that would be awesome. A boar is like the symbol of raw power.

 

[MB202]

I love the new starters! I thought they were strange at first, but then again, I thought the same thing for each new generation of Pokémon. I particularly like Tsutaaja (the Grass one) and Pokabu (the Fire one), but they're all cute (and even cool, somewhat).

I like the female trainer's look, but I'm going to choose the male trainer, since I am male.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Seriously? Why can't we have any cool looking pokemon like in Red and Gold?

 

[Zedzero]

Fire big, just cause I can see it being a bad ass fire boar!

Like this

 

[MB202]

Seriously? Why can't we have any cool looking pokemon like in Red and Gold?

Nostalgia, much?

 

[neoontime]

Wow, I might just jump on the "new generations are bad" bandwagon. I hate otters and I hate pigs. Well, the pig doesn't look that bad, but I can see where it's going:

"Fire Pig, Fire Pig, does whatever a Fire Pig does.
Can he swing from a web? No he can't; he's a pig.
Look out, it's the Fire Pig."

...sorry, but SOMEONE had to make that joke.

I like the pig because of the spider pig thing, yep im stupid
HeHe, that panda looks really retarded

 

[Insomniaku]

I usually pick fire because they're the hardest to level up, and USUALLY are/were the best (Charmander Cyndaquill & Torchic were awesome, the only exception is that freaky monkey thing from Pearl/Diamond/Platinum) but I think I'll go water this time around, otters are fucking sweet, pigs/boars? Not so much...

 

[Korolev]

Yeah, what is with the water starter? It's horrible - the lumps on it make it look like it's diseased or something. It looks like a long-lost cousin of Mr. Mime.

I've grown tired of Pokemon. Ever since Silver and Gold. Not the re-releases, the original Silver and Gold. It's the same damn game, over and over and over and over and over.

1) There's going to be a professor with a tree-related name
2) You will be a plucky young boy or girl starting in a town which also has a tree-related name. You will be living with your mother.
3) You will be called to the professor or you will attempt to foolishly go into the tall grass and get rescued by the professor.
4) You will find another boy or girl who will be your enemy or friendly rival.
5) You will be given a Pokedex
6) You will have the choice of either a fire, water or grass starter. I repeat that they need to change things up a bit - how about NBC starters, you know, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological? (Go, Uranimon or Ebolabra or Mustard-Gastly).
7) There will be eight gyms. They will each only specialize in one type of pokemon. You defeat them to collect badges.
8) There will be physical impediments to your progress which can be overcome by using HMs
9) There will be some sort of criminal gang that is doing shady business, involving a legendary pokemon, usually. You must defeat them.
10) There will be one masterball.
11) There will be a road of the victorious sort. You will fight Cool Trainers along the way
12) You will get to the Elite Four and beat them before meeting the champion
13) After that there's usually some sort of extra challenge like a tower or an area type match.

It's so predictable. I'm not talking about things being generally predictable, like in Uncharted 2, where you know Drake will emerge victorious or like any summer action movie - I'm talking about it being DREADFULLY predictable. As in, the events of the game are pretty much set in stone. I know what will happen even before the game has been released.

I will wait for reviews. If this pokemon game is really different (and I bet it won't be) then I'll consider buying it. Otherwise, why? Why buy the same game that was released back in the 90s?

 

[Mechalemmiwinks]

Turd evolves into...Polishedturd!

No, but, seriously, these might turn into something good later. I mean, lot's of pokemon have ASS starting forms or middle evolutions (Magikarp, Ivysaur, etc.)

 

[Mr.Black]

Wow the fan made ones look more awesome than this pile of shit we have received.

 

[MattRooney06]

two things about the girl trainer

one: looks like amy winehouse? maby thats just me
Two: just somthing that caught my eye, but i love how they kinda half hartedly drew breasts on her....as if somone went to give her breasts and was then reminded that this was a (primaraly) kids game

 

[MattRooney06]

Yeah, what is with the water starter? It's horrible - the lumps on it make it look like it's diseased or something. It looks like a long-lost cousin of Mr. Mime.

I've grown tired of Pokemon. Ever since Silver and Gold. Not the re-releases, the original Silver and Gold. It's the same damn game, over and over and over and over and over.

1) There's going to be a professor with a tree-related name
2) You will be a plucky young boy or girl starting in a town which also has a tree-related name. You will be living with your mother.
3) You will be called to the professor or you will attempt to foolishly go into the tall grass and get rescued by the professor.
4) You will find another boy or girl who will be your enemy or friendly rival.
5) You will be given a Pokedex
6) You will have the choice of either a fire, water or grass starter. I repeat that they need to change things up a bit - how about NBC starters, you know, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological? (Go, Uranimon or Ebolabra or Mustard-Gastly).
7) There will be eight gyms. They will each only specialize in one type of pokemon. You defeat them to collect badges.
8) There will be physical impediments to your progress which can be overcome by using HMs
9) There will be some sort of criminal gang that is doing shady business, involving a legendary pokemon, usually. You must defeat them.
10) There will be one masterball.
11) There will be a road of the victorious sort. You will fight Cool Trainers along the way
12) You will get to the Elite Four and beat them before meeting the champion
13) After that there's usually some sort of extra challenge like a tower or an area type match.

It's so predictable. I'm not talking about things being generally predictable, like in Uncharted 2, where you know Drake will emerge victorious or like any summer action movie - I'm talking about it being DREADFULLY predictable. As in, the events of the game are pretty much set in stone. I know what will happen even before the game has been released.

I will wait for reviews. If this pokemon game is really different (and I bet it won't be) then I'll consider buying it. Otherwise, why? Why buy the same game that was released back in the 90s?

i understand what your saying.....but thats like saying the next spiderman MGS game will feature
strangley named bosses with strange abilitys
long and somtimes humerous codec conversations
a cliff hanger ending

and othet stuff, of course pokemon is going to have all those things its pokemons thing

 

[MattRooney06]

I miss Charmander.

I miss Squirtle..

I miss bulbaha ha ha ha ha...sorry i couldent finish that sentence with a streight face

Charmander forever...and squirtle

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Ok, the retarded water pokemon is growing on me.

I will call him Sadpan the Ottertard.