Things that annoy you while playing online

Conqueror Kenny

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Whenever i play with people that are better than me. I am vey commpetative so if you beat me i get very angry and annoyed.
 

Meliz

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(some 6 year old kid on max volume) helloooooooooooooooo???!!!! can you guys hear me? hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oooooooooooooooooooooo?!!!! hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-helloooooo!!!!! Hey guys can you hear me?! let me know if you can hear me!!!! (and he never lets go of the speak button - or he toggled it some way so the others can't get through - and we're stuck with this douchebag until the end of the round and he's just back next round and he doesn't give anyone else the chance to say something - useful or not - or just giving us the chance to tell him to fuck off.)
 

Lutamel

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i hate really anooying people who keep screaming like little shits over the mic. its so annoying, i also hate nubs on css who buy m249's and stand there shooting every 1, and teamflashes, who then 'acidently' kill every 1 on ur team.
 

moderndayvampire

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i dont really mind much of anything when i play online shooters (usualy UT3) because i dont hae a headset both out of not wanting to pay for one and knowing id be to lazy to set it up even if i got it but it annoys me when im playing a modded map on ut3 and people invit me to their friends but they are playing the PC UT3 not the ps3 one (thats what i play) so i cant friend them

also in MMORPGs (mostly wow) the beginners that start and right away find high level people (me) and start asking for money then get mad when i dont want to be their personal bank
 

Wazzelbe

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How about when you're on an MMORPG and then EVERYTHING STOPS.
And then you're standing there watching everyone do nothing and wondering if the server's simply going to crash...
And then, like a time snap, everything goes into superfastaction and you get killed by some NPC because you couldn't put your moves on some funky, mid-lag queue.
Or you just get disconnected.
 

Meliz

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BF2. the map with the cranes and the power plant and the americans come by on the carrier and i think it was the chinese with the runlane in the mountains to the north. i was in a helicopter, as a gunner, and i had a sniper kit. the pilot dropped me (as i requested) right on top of the crane. I chuted down, with my mad skillz (and a lot of luck) onto the crane, boobytrapped it so no-one would come up the ladder without me knowing (i.e. boom).

There was this stupid assmaster running around with his handgun, just goofing off in the field, near one of those anti air contraptions. the pilot in the helicopter i was just in informed me via voice chat (we were on the same squad) that he wanted that guy taken out, cuz we had a bunch of guys in a vehicle coming through and we didn't want him to rat on us. the helicopter was blasting vehicles at the time and was out of rockets. he was going back to the carrier to reload.

i take a couple shots at the guy, who never stood in the same place for longer than half a second. i missed a couple times, then he got into the anti air rocket thingy, shot ONCE, hit the helicopter on his way back, the helicopter was heavily damaged, the pilot bailed, the helicopter came down...

right on top of a crane.

well... let me put it this way. At least nobody suprised me with a handgun headshot in the back of my head by climbing up the ladder this time...
 

GingerFace

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maybe its just me being crap at CoD4, but on some servers i cant go 3 seconds without being shot my some camper,
getting killed, fine
getting killed a lot, fair enough
getting kill constantly and watching your deaths rack up to stupidly high numbers - shitty
or maybe its just that i play CoD4 like i play UT, running in and trying to absorb massive amounts of damage, but either way, it annoys me when i cant even get a kill without dying.

also those people who are just stupidly good at the game - you know who you are - e.g, i had UAV jammer and a silencer on, so virtually undetectable, and on my radar i saw some guy round the corner from where i was, so i thought id wait for him to come round and id get him. but this guy came round, saw me and got me before i could even fire. its like those sort of people have an advantage of some sort
 

AngryMan

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@ GingerFace

Do yourself a favour and stop playing on Hardcore servers, mate. I felt the exact same way, then I finally found a casual server I like: "Denver's Fun Server" and suddenly the game became a lot more fun and fair for me.
 

Meliz

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Crap_haT said:
Meliz said:
Crap_haT said:
rusty_cage said:
Other people... although this really applies to everything in my life.


Why won't humanity die?
Because we hate you.
freakin' awesome ^^ i can't stop lolling.
Warning; don't eat food to stop yourself laughing. You just keep laughing and choke.
true story. was eating pudding once and i lol'd really hard, and i had this orange goop coming out of my nostrils. just wanted to share this with you guys.

and what was epic about my helicrane story? dammit that annoyed the piss out of me!
 

AngryMan

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from our perspective though, it's freakin' HILARIOUS.

no offense mate, but you have to admit that it'd be pretty funny if it hadn't happened to you.
 

IanDangerously

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I've only been playing Call of Duty 4 online recently, but here's the comprehensive list of things that really annoy me about it.

1) Cheap Classes - People who run around with an M16 Grenade Launcher, RPG's, Sonic Boom and Martyrdom should be castrated. They don't know how to play the game, aim things properly, etc. and just run around taking random shots at things getting actually quite high scores.

2) The Irritating Perks - By these I mean Last Stand, Martyrdom and Juggernaut. All incredibly cheap, generally used by kids or people with low game knowledge, and are all put on this Earth solely to piss me off. Juggernaut especially.

3) Under-16 Players - Don't get me wrong, there are some kids who play the game who are cool and don't do anything to irritate other players online but then again the Disc case has a massive thing on it saying "16+". There are plenty of games rated "3+" and "12+" out there for them to be on. A lot of the time now, if some kid starts chatting crap during a game, I just file bad rep.

4) Prestige Mode - It's a total waste of time and effort. People who boast arrogantly about being 10-Prestige really annoy the living hell out of me because spending 40 days and nights locked inside in front of a television while the rest of us are out drinking beer and having fun shouldnt be anything to boast about. So what if they're level 550? Well done, I hope their parents are proud; Society, on the other hand, would struggle to care less.

5) Team-mates who ignore good advice - On too many occasions I've said something like "Dont go to A, its not safe" and then watched as my entire team march straight there anyway, to their painful deaths . In general, advice given over teamchat is given for a reason, people should realise this. Trying to co-operate with people can also be a nightmare, when I suggest strategies like "I'll keep an eye on the stairs while you watch the doors" and then we both get killed by someone coming through a door my team-mate was supposed to be watching. Perhaps he went to watch the "Riders on the Storm" music video on YouTube or something, but he certainly wasnt watching the doors I had in mind.

6) Helicopters - Calling in a Chopper is a great idea because whoever is flying the bloody thing and firing the guns always seem to be able to see/shoot through brick walls.

7) People who stand around doing bugger all - Ever been spectating the last one on your team left on Search and Destroy and he's standing there in an obscure corner of the map and has presumably run off to the toilet or something? Annoying, isnt it?

8) International arguments - The French dont always surrender in games, not all Americans are overweight, not all asians are terrorists, and not all brits contribute to their percieved bad dentistry by sitting around eating crumpets and drinking tea all damn day. Stop the International Stereotypes and needless arguments ... Its trivial, pointless and totally unneccesary.

9) People who copy my clan tag - What is the bloody point? The entire opposition team has changed their clan tag to match ours before ... but why bother? Its not offensive to us in any way, in fact, it shows their petulent stupidity and makes it even funnier.

10) Team-mates who get in the way - I dont even bother with silenced weapons/UAV Jammer etc. anymore, or hiding in long grass, because there will always be at least one bellend on my team who jumps up and down in front of my face or fires shots up in the air above me to give my position away on the enemy radar anyway. Then theres the ones who stand in a doorway and dont move to let their team-mates through, allowing their team-mates to be sniped in the back of the skull. But hey, thats what friends are for.

11) Shipment and Killhouse - I'd like to meet the pillock who designed these maps and strangle him.

12) Respawn Engine - Of all the places on the map that the game could respawn players, why is "directly on top of a live grenade" or "directly in front of bullet fire" such a popular choice? And why is it that in Headquarters, one team will always respawn on top of the headquarters, and the other will respawn half a world away?

13) Headquarters on Shipment against a team of 12-year old kids with grenade launchers - f**king kill me now!
 

[HD]Rob Inglis

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Little kids, stupid people, arogant people, B4d sp3l3r5 wh0 typ3 l1k3 7h15, people bad grammer who have use and, people who spam people who spam people who spam people who spam people who spam people who spam, those who use the "you're a Jew" insult (I mean, it doesn't even make sense), people who act like dicks, people who blame everything that happens on everyone else, those who talk about porn during the game (seriously, if you're going to talk about that stuff, then why are you even playing the game in the first place?). Think I covered it.