Hey, some of those looked really nice. The hot dog pie, the Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese (I've never had mac and cheese, I'd really love to try it some time), the Bacon Burger Dog With Cheese.
And no, that's not the reason I'm fat (not that I am). The reason for that would be that I sit in front of a computer all day and hardly exercise, except when I whack people with swords.