To Marry an Escapist
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Haha that's funny, but you're mine Caramel. That's right, the hetero levels just hit rock bottom.Caramel Frappe said:
Lonely escapist looking his future gentle and lovely bride to be. No previous courting required. Must attend the wedding at scheduled time. In the likely case of multiple applicants draw straws to determine the winner.
Information about me: I like the games on the computer and xbox. I also like long strolls on the beach, and eating ice cream at the park. I'm old enough, also even with the acne, irregular showers and less refined looks Id consider myself atleast 9/10. My favorite food is frozen pizza and battery energy drink.
Expecting of partner: Lovely and faithful woman who gives me my space. Knows how to cook, clean and give bubblebaths. Must be lvl20 in league of legends. Planning on having sexual relations with future partner, no offspring planned as of yet.
Information about me: I like the games on the computer and xbox. I also like long strolls on the beach, and eating ice cream at the park. I'm old enough, also even with the acne, irregular showers and less refined looks Id consider myself atleast 9/10. My favorite food is frozen pizza and battery energy drink.
Expecting of partner: Lovely and faithful woman who gives me my space. Knows how to cook, clean and give bubblebaths. Must be lvl20 in league of legends. Planning on having sexual relations with future partner, no offspring planned as of yet.
My GF is already an Escapist. While she doesn't post much, I'm pretty sure she'd kill anyone else I picked. >.>
I see your video and I raise you another.Rastien said:TheFunPolice said:
I gotta link some boondocks for clarity yo
And once again no one mentions Blunderboy.
Screw you guys. I'll have my own wedding, with hookers and black jack. In fact, screw the wedding.
Screw you guys. I'll have my own wedding, with hookers and black jack. In fact, screw the wedding.
Well if I had to marry someone I guess it would have to be @Fijiman so then I will get to see whats behind that mask of his.
My best man would have to be @psychictaco115 for introducing me to the Injustice league
@Lucem712 can be the priest
@Tizzythetormentor can be in charge of decorations
@Evilsmurf will be the ring bearer
Of course the rest of the Injustice League would be invited.
My best man would have to be @psychictaco115 for introducing me to the Injustice league
@Lucem712 can be the priest
@Tizzythetormentor can be in charge of decorations
@Evilsmurf will be the ring bearer
Of course the rest of the Injustice League would be invited.
Felicitations! The lady is quite lovely. But who's the creep she's holding onto?Caramel Frappe said:
As Escapist City's Grand High Pooh-Bah of the macabre Temple of The Great Old Ones I would be honored to officiate in the Dark Gods' unholy Names-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named should
I'll just grab the ol' Necronomicon and be right over. Yep.
I've already established over the course of a ridiculously long serial that I had written some time ago that my girlfriends and wives over the course of the Escapist would be numerous, friendly, and terribly messy and ridiculous. As such, I get the feeling that marrying anyone would end in a bad way for everyone involved, likely leading up to my demise.
As such, I would neither wish myself upon any lovely Escapists, nor subject them to becoming widow(er)s due to said inevitable demise. Unless I bring them to the underworld with me, which is a likewise unpleasant possibility.
If I did have to choose, though, I would probably pine endlessly over [user]Galletea[/user]'s hand in marriage, which I would never get. I'd want [user]Puppeteer Putin[/user], [user]Aylaine[/user], [user]sky14kemea[/user], [user]ThePoodonkis[/user], and [user]Shivari[/user] to be in any theoretical wedding party, simply because I'd love to burden them with responsibility.
There are a whole bunch of names I should be dropping simply by virtue of my friendship with them over the space of years on this site. I'd also want [user]Susan Arendt[/user] doing the majority of either planning or ministering, if only for the sheer amount of simultaneous excellence and cute that would result.
As such, I would neither wish myself upon any lovely Escapists, nor subject them to becoming widow(er)s due to said inevitable demise. Unless I bring them to the underworld with me, which is a likewise unpleasant possibility.
If I did have to choose, though, I would probably pine endlessly over [user]Galletea[/user]'s hand in marriage, which I would never get. I'd want [user]Puppeteer Putin[/user], [user]Aylaine[/user], [user]sky14kemea[/user], [user]ThePoodonkis[/user], and [user]Shivari[/user] to be in any theoretical wedding party, simply because I'd love to burden them with responsibility.
There are a whole bunch of names I should be dropping simply by virtue of my friendship with them over the space of years on this site. I'd also want [user]Susan Arendt[/user] doing the majority of either planning or ministering, if only for the sheer amount of simultaneous excellence and cute that would result.
Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?Hoplon said:
I don't know if any of the ladies on this site could tolerate me long enough for that, except for maybe Aylaine.
It would of been @A Weary Exile: but he doesn't hang around here anymore cause drama people caused drama.
With that said, the only other I could probably choose would be @TheSaw:
Or if at all I can help it we would never get married and would just be together n' stuff. Not a fan of marriage.
With that said, the only other I could probably choose would be @TheSaw:
Or if at all I can help it we would never get married and would just be together n' stuff. Not a fan of marriage.
I would get married but the "Religion and Politics" forum would just come in and start trashing the whole thing while shouting how evil and naive I am. Then the other half of the forum would come in to fix it and tell me how much of a good person I am, then they'd get in a fight and nothing would ever get solved. (Also, I hate you all and don't want to marry any of you-well nobody not on Escapist staff).
I'd marry Vault101. We seem to get along pretty well, and we agree often. Plus, I dodge ALL THE HOMOJOKES!
I'd be married by Daystar Clarion, so the wedding would be twice as long, more entertaining and involve him and Hazy slapping each other with fish. (At least, I assume that's what they do during thread derails. Confirmation?)
Best Man: Caramel Frappe, he wouldn't try to wreck anything and we get along really well.
Bridesmaid: Aylaine, for the same reasons.
DJ: Is there any correct answer taht's not MiracleOfSound?
Flower Girl: LillithSlave, and
Ringbearer: Matthew94. There has to be a good conflict at every good wedding, right?
I'd be married by Daystar Clarion, so the wedding would be twice as long, more entertaining and involve him and Hazy slapping each other with fish. (At least, I assume that's what they do during thread derails. Confirmation?)
Best Man: Caramel Frappe, he wouldn't try to wreck anything and we get along really well.
Bridesmaid: Aylaine, for the same reasons.
DJ: Is there any correct answer taht's not MiracleOfSound?
Flower Girl: LillithSlave, and
Ringbearer: Matthew94. There has to be a good conflict at every good wedding, right?
Well, if Daystar isn't conducting the ceremony, he's all but guaranteed to derail it. Pretty good chance even if he's part of itBinnsyboy said:*No homo*TheFunPolice said:Hey, hey, guise...What would I be?
I'd quite like to marry Binnsyboy, because he and I had a nice talk about music yesterday..He and I would spend our nights, sitting romantically in a field, gazing at the stars, listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers
*Ahem* No homo...
Uh... I think I'd have Elementary Dear Watson be my best man.
Scratch that, I know I would.
I suppose Daystar would be the best person to conduct the ceremony.
I'm pretty good at this whole lurking thing, so I guess I'll just be everybody's best guy across the street watching you all be happy. That cool?