Okay. It's been said before, over and over, and yet so many people seem not to be listening, so allow me to state this clearly, with appropriate line breaks, bolding and use of Caps Lock.
Those of you who are "real gamers", who have mastered "Press L2 for frag grenade, press L3 for flash grenade", who could probably perform remote microsurgery with a controller?
THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
This article explains (perhaps not the best way possible, but still) how a game with very complex controls could be boiled down to something as simple as an Atari 2600 controller. It is an effort to explain how controls could be simplified and condensed to make them more easily understood by someone who is new to that particular genre, or perhaps to electronic gaming itself.
zombflux said:
Yeah, sounds great, you can even stamp a nice little "CONTROLS FOR RETARDS" sticker on the box, too.
Woodsey said:
Maybe you shouldn't play games if you think there's too many buttons.
The only other people I know who'd say that would be my mum and grandparents.
People like you two are a greater danger to gaming than a million Jack Thompsons. Why? Because you want gaming to stop growing. You want it to cater to you exclusively, to give you more of what you're familiar with, and to lock out those you deem "unworthy" with excessively complex controls and gameplay. Your path leads to stagnation, shrinking audiences, and eventually the death of "serious" gaming itself. Allow me to again make this clear:
PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT "EXPERT" GAMERS ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY STUPID.
Unless you were born with a 360 controller in your hand (in which case I feel sorry for your mother) you did not come into this world with "leet gamzorz smarts". You put in the hours and learned to deal with ever-increasingly complex control schemes and gameplay. Which is great. The problem is that you expect other people to
start at the level you've reached. Saying "Dad, you're such an idiot, right trigger is for melee and left trigger is for grenades" is condescending to someone who's never operated anything more complex than an ATM machine.
If we don't make gaming more open and welcoming to new blood, it is eventually going to wither and die. You will, eventually, stop playing games- and who will take your place? All those people who could have gotten into serious gaming "back in the day" will have instead been put off by the complexity of the games and the snide attitude of the gamers, havling log since opted to stick with simple Popcap-type games that have immediate payoff and- more importantly- no snobby elitist looking down on them for being a "retard".
It gets awfully lonely up in those ivory towers, when you've driven away everyone who wanted to come take a look.