Turn in your man card

[YoungPeaches]

I don't like to play sports; I'm fine with watching, though, I don't really care unless it's an important game

I also liked Sailor Moon as a child. I like Cardcaptor Sakura too.

I don't know anything about cares and don't care to.

I have never had a girlfriend, though I like to believe it's because I don't try hard enough to get one.

I hate beer. I love hard liquors, but can only drink them straight, not mixed with stuff.

I like MLP:FiM, though who doesn't?

I am a sensitive romantic. Unfortunately, I have trouble expressing my emotions.

I love sad movies/books. Nothing makes me happier than a tale so sad it leaves me on the verge of tears.

 

[MeatMachine]

I am completely asexual. I have had several girlfriends in the past, but every sexual experience of mine has felt uncomfortable and intrusive. I struggle to even understand what intimacy feels like, I hate being close to or being touched by anyone, and whenever I look into a girl's eyes who I even suspect I might have an attraction to, all I can think about is Josef Mengele's genetic experiments.

 

[OverweightWhale]

I love MLP:FiM.
I'm not a huge sports fan.
I love to cook and bake.
I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
I care about how my hair looks, all the time....
I'm more of a sensitive person.
Err.. Probably more then I can name.

In some ways it's good to have these unmanly qualities as it seems some women love them. Namely cooking seems to be a big one among women.

 

[philzibit]

If I may respond to the OP.

False
False
Not Really
False
Not Really (I was and still am a film maker, so about the same boat...)
True
False
LOL (Sorry)
True
False (& No)
Kinda
Kinda
False

Adding one however, I'm very metro-sexual; as in, I take way to much pride in my appearance. When we go to the mall, it's me looking at clothes, not my girlfriend. On more than one occasion, I've set down movies or video games to by a shirt.

 

[n00beffect]

I don't like sports. EXCEPT CHESS

I have no interest in cars OR BIKES.

I consider myself a bit of a feminist. Always been a sucker for action girl characters.

I've performed in many theatrical productions in high school.

Mostly, the same I guess. Now, my addtion:

I have long hair, which really underlines my feminine facial features... (which I am neither proud, nor ashamed of)

I am a theatrical persona, which means I am very expressive and sometimes people, who don't know me, confuse me for a homosexual.

I adore beauty of any kind, and sometimes I give my opinion on male looks(for instance, I can tell wether a man has good features, or looks good/is attractive) and my male counterparts find that to be gay, as well.

I don't laugh at fart jokes. 'nough said.

I watch animes and shoujo-ai animes(which means softcore lesbian animes).

I am very emotional and sometimes I cry at movies.

I love puppies and cute animals in general (but mostly puppies)

I write emoticones, such as ^.^ etc.

I don't judge a girl by the shape of her ass or the size of her tits. For me those things don't matter, as long as she has a slender figure and a beautiful face.

I'm a romantic guy and I like to treat women with respect.

I don't respect overly-muscular people, nor do I find them in any way fascinating.

I write poetry.

I like classical music.

I don't hate homosexuals, which my male friends find to be extremely strange for some reason.

And I guess, my most biggest feminine thingy(I don't know how to express myself xD) is the fact that I don't like the idea of a man being the typical stereotype of a man. What I mean by this is, that for me, a man doesn't need to be strong, muscular, sports-liking, farting, burping and so on, I find that disgusting and MACHO, but not manly. My concept of manliness is completely different. It's more anime-esque: the slender figure, long hair, dark eyes, dark soul, cold, smart, intelligent, with a purpose in life. I think Yathzee did a column on that in EP. I am not really sure. Anyway, that's all I could think of, excellent thread. It worked like a shrink on me, i.e it was nice to get all these things of my back and really discuss them, even with just myself. Excuse my bad English, if I've made some mistakes, I am not natively English/American/Australian/Whatever-else-country-that-has-English-as-it's-native-language xD

 

[Kakashi on crack]

I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (totally worth it)

I'm surrounded by girls but all of them are my friends

I've been in multiple musicals

I support the dramatic arts, and keep them in high regard

I feel that dancing is the most manly sport in the world

I taste wines but I dislike most other forms of alcohol

I am not competitive in the typical sense

I tutor my peers in math and other subjects

I want a hot pink tux with oversized black ruffles down the front of it(which personally I think is badass, not gay)

I look at my friends as family

I cook elaborate meals, even though I prefer hardy foods

I clean, and at times can be a clean freak

While I've had some friends who I considered very close, I've never officially had a girlfriend

I'm very intrusive instead of extraverted

I can sit through a chick flick and find some of them entertaining

I like songs about romance and hope and all that jazz over songs about despair and death and shit

I beleive in the law of attraction ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Attraction ) because it works

I could go on and on, but lets just say I should have had my man card revoked a long time ago =D

 

[annilator666]

Well,
-I don't give a molested donkey about sports.

im stealing that line for it is hilarious

 

[annilator666]

Well,
-I don't give a molested donkey about sports.

im stealing that line for it is hilarious

 

[annilator666]

Well,
-I don't give a molested donkey about sports.

im stealing that line for it is hilarious

 

[Tim_Buoy]

i tend to speak in a high pitch voice when confronted with cute animals
i watch i carly and victorious
i sing along to taylor swift songs

 

[InnerRebellion]

I've never masturbated nor watched porn.
I squeal over kittens, puppies and bunnies.
I'm overly emotional.
I care more about the emotion behind an action than the action itself.

 

[alandavidson]

I cook gourmet food
I have played a woman multiple times (in theatre)
I paint
I write poetry

 

[Da Orky Man]

I do indeed read and write fanfiction. Something like 90% of fanfic readers and writers are female.

 

[SillyNilly]

-I own two stuffed animals who sit next to my bed on my nightstand.
-I occasionally snuggle with said stuffed animals when I'm having a shitty day.

-Aww, I so want a stuffed Fluttershy doll. I would cuddle her with all my heart

-I have my teddy but he's an old bear now

-I like MLP:FiM (But this makes me manly, so bah!)

-I recently played the FiM: Adventures in Ponyville flash game on the official Hubworld site and I love it! I made a character I'd like to expand named Millicent Mauve, and write some fics and draw pics of her. Going to play it as soon as I'm done with this post

-I listen to and sing along with Pinkie Pie's No Fear song, and Winter Wrap up daily. I'm listening to No Fear as I write this, actually.

-I'm very polite, I don't like to be rude to people. I'm a very mild-mannered individual who is also introverted and sensitive.

-I don't like aggression or competition. I prefer cooperation among individuals.

-I feel great when I empathize with others and hear what they have to say about life.

-Never had sex. Not interested.

-Never had a girlfriend. Not interested.

-I've considered relationships with both genders.

-I've gotten to embrace insects from around the house and outside, and let them crawl all over me. So fun!

-I've never done recreational drugs or have consumed alcohol in abuse or excess. I will never do this.

-I cry when characters in movies/games/stories experience life changing moments like death or show affection and love.

-I cried during Sonic Rainboom. It was glorious.

-No more porn. Ever. Since MLP of course. Best decision of my life. I'm so focused on better and more positive things.

 

[metacree]

The least manly thing about me...

I one time showed a slight bit of mercy on my most favored enemy by not Cracking his spine in half.


I admit, twas a small moment of weakness on my part, but I made up for it by driving a tank through his base while playing Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" on the guitar.

 

[tombman888]

Wel, going by the standards of most people in my school, I'm not a man because:

-I don't praise call of duty every second
-I don't reference or say an genital or cuss in every sentence
-I don't spend at least 23 hours thinking about sex
-I don't speak racial or sexist slurs in my free time

so yeah, as you can guess, i hate petty much the majority of the Male population in my school.

Now VALID points just generally are

-I have a complete lack of interest in sport
-I spend a lot of time playing videogames and watching anime.
-My Little Pony... only one of my friends knows about this though, and she doesn't mind... in fact i think i made her start watching it XD
-I dont care about cars
-I don't really like any "popular" bands or songs
-I get emotional in some films (damn, Boy in the striped pajamas broke me down...)

 

[The Apothecarry]

-I watch My Little Pony occasionally
-I fall for the super-tough-and-badass action girl characters (Case In Point)
-I'd love to get a tattoo identical to the one on Revy's arm (maybe not "less manly" but I could pick other inked-up characters for a tattoo I want)
-I usually play a female in games and tabletop RPGs, albeit the quiet type that can kick your ass if you so much as wink at them.
-No desire to smoke or drink. My dad gave me a sip of his hot buttered rum last Christmas and I thought it tasted horrible. Cigars and cigarettes trigger asthma attacks.
-Never had sex (I'm almost 19).
-I know a girl who is my friend, but she is not my girlfriend.
-Somewhat feminist, very sensitive about other's feelings; also very emotional.
-I wrote a Halo fanfiction for my high school Senior Culminating Project (it was good enough for me to graduate) and I'm writing a backstory for my Shadowrun character based on Revy Two Hands, which makes it sort of double as a Black Lagoon fanfic.
-I cried when I saw the E3 2007 Halo 3 Teaser and the Season 3 Finale of Castle.
-Zero interest in sports, virtual or not.
-I've almost completed Tina's Swimsuit collection on Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. I think this takes the cake.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Never had a girlfriend, which also implies never had sex

I don't give three quarters of a shit about sports or cars

I don't drink...well I'm underage, but if I wasn't I still wouldn't drink

I watch MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC and like it!

I do indeed read and write fanfiction. Something like 90% of fanfic readers and writers are female.

Yea, I also used to write fanfiction. So I guess that counts.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Lol, this makes me laugh.
I'M the manliest (correct spelling?) out of my friends you see, mainly because they're either female, gay or very high camp.

 

[Sandytimeman]

I cry at alot of movies and books.

Also ever notice that men are considered unmanly for being virgins but women are considered virtuous? I know its just a rehashing of the more popular Men are Studs Women are sluts its such a double standard. But I guess the reverse double standard never occurred to me until I skimmed the thread.