Twilight Star Supposedly Related to Dracula

[Danallighieri]

Ambiguity abound in that it would seem

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Meh, whole concepts flawed in my opinion. Sure he might be, but if you go by family trees I'm willing to bet there's no records that far back, and if you go by genes and 'science' then it's such an imprecise answer it often bears no relation to the reality. (Apparently my family are related to the Russian royal line for example)

Also, I don't think I'd mind seeing Robbie as an actual vampire. Maybe he could stake a nancy pretty-boy with a barge pole, all while screaming insults against Twilight, just to let us know. That's a movie I'd pay to watch.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

He gets paid, probably, a metric tonne of cash per film, has women lusting after him and may possibly be a big star in the future.
And he's complaining? What. A. Ruddy. Pillock.

I actually don't think he has a future in films, I really don't. When you're part of something like this, everyone is automatically going to associate him with Twilight. It's just like Michael Cera is always going to be associated with being the awkward teenager, he's going to have people always associating him with being the sparkly vampire. He won't be able to pull off any tough guy action roles or silly comedies... just bad tween romance movies. He also doesn't just have "women lusting after him," he's got teenage girls obsessing over him. The only thing is he gets paid and I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he took the job in the first place.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Poor Vladdy must be rolling in his spaciously luxurious grave.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Obvious Plea for publicity is Obvious.

 

[VanityGirl]

Huh, interesting... Maybe he's playing this shitty vampire to cover up the fact that he is in fact, a real vampire.

 

[rossatdi]

Totally not a marketing tool for the new movie, absolutely not.

 

[Mcface]

If Vlad met him, he would be so ashamed he would impale, and then eat his entrails.

 

[Atmos Duality]

...Now I feel the urge to grab my whip, Trenchcoat, 2 foot Crispin and clear Glass Flask...
Then I'm going to board a plane bound for Hollywood to look for glamorous faux-emo bloodsuckers.
You're all invited to join me.

 

[eastinfecter]

off>...i just alt-tabbed Castlevania =))
on> ... are you fuckin kidding me? =))

 

[RanD00M]

But to play Dracula he'd need to pit his acting chops against Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Leslie Nielson... is that really wise?

And they don't even remotely live up to Max Schreck:

So imagine how terribad poor Pattinson is.

I don't think Mex counts.Seeing as how he was in Nosferatu,where he played Count Orlok.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

But to play Dracula he'd need to pit his acting chops against Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Leslie Nielson... is that really wise?

And they don't even remotely live up to Max Schreck:

So imagine how terribad poor Pattinson is.

I don't think Mex counts.Seeing as how he was in Nosferatu,where he played Count Orlok.

Sarcasm? The only reason they didn't use the name was that Bram Stoker was still alive and didn't want to violate copyright laws. I think Bram still sued though...

 

[RanD00M]

Sarcasm? The only reason they didn't use the name was that Bram Stoker was still alive and didn't want to violate copyright laws. I think Bram still sued though...

Stoker died in 1912.Nosferatu however,was released in 1922.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Sarcasm? The only reason they didn't use the name was that Bram Stoker was still alive and didn't want to violate copyright laws. I think Bram still sued though...

Stoker died in 1912.Nosferatu however,was released in 1922.

Then it was his wife. I just remember they used the names to dodge copyright because that was the only thing really changed.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Sorry Ancestry.com, but I call bullshit

 

[RanD00M]

Sarcasm? The only reason they didn't use the name was that Bram Stoker was still alive and didn't want to violate copyright laws. I think Bram still sued though...

Stoker died in 1912.Nosferatu however,was released in 1922.

Then it was his wife. I just remember they used the names to dodge copyright because that was the only thing really changed.

Fair enough.You win this argument then I guess.If you could call it an argument,which you hardly could.

 

[Lenriak]

Ooh, he's related to wee Vlad through the Royal Family, OOOOH, He's related to the Royals too?! lol, lets play "guess my response"
8 letters, first is B, last is T.

B._._._._._._.T