Ubisoft's Sexy Minigame Collection Too Naughty for U.S.

[D Moness]

Meh. It'll probably be shit anyway. And for those who really want it, Wii and PS3 games aren't region-locked, right?

The wii is completely region locked , i think the ps3 is up the game makers to make the game region free

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Now i'll be able to use my Joystick for good use !

 

[Goldeneye1989]

and so the message is: only Europeans and Australians are sexually deviant enough to have this game...
yeah that makes sense

Yet in Australia we just banned mortal kombat. So Sex is ok, Violence is not..... now i just need to combine the two and see what happens.

 

[zHellas]

If this was marketed to kids then it would be bad but its clearly not so there is no issue what so ever.

Well, it's mostly kids & families that buy & play the Nintendo Wii (As opposed to the Sega Wii, Microsoft Wii, and the Sony Wii-PLUS!), so I can see why they wouldn't release this game here in the U.S..

Plus it might turn out to be shit.

 

[michiehoward]

Yeah I'm all for having fun while gaming, but to enjoy that I would have to be VERY VERY VERY drunk and ten years younger, did I mention very drunk. And since there are no time machines, and there isn't enough booze on the planet, I won't be disappointed if this isn't at the next cocktail party I attend.

 

[RanD00M]

Snipping you

I'm snipping you too

I guess jokes don't travel well in text form.
This was also a shot at how the Wii is almost always called a kiddie console.

 

[Verlander]

Bless. I think the yanks could probably handle this though

 

[natster43]

I am glad that it is not coming over here. It looked like a shitty mini-game fest. Though it will be a shame to not see the media flip out over it.

 

[Xman490]

First the education system, then health care, and now Europe's beating US in maturity? I'm almost not proud to be an American.

 

[sb666]

Why does America hate sex?

 

[Harbinger_]

Couldn't the ESRB just put the game at an AO rating?

 

[permacrete]

It looked fun to me, what can I say. Probably the only reason I would ever have considered buying a Wii back before I got married.

There are probably a lot of single guys out there who would consider buying something like this if it helped break the ice with women. I mean, that's really the only reason anyone ever bought the game Twister, isn't it?

 

[mjc0961]

Why is it, that if it happens in America it's because Americans are repressed, or stupid, or too guarded. But when Germany or Australia bans a game, it's "Oh well, that's those damn game boards. Can't wait for the next meeting."

Edit: Wow look at all these posts, that immediately ask if it's because of the American people. Not the government, nor the political groups, nor any other bias'd faction but the American people.

Because bashing America and Americans is cool to the max, and doing it makes you cool too! That, or it makes you an ignorant buffoon. One of the two, but being an American, I guess I'm too stupid (and probably super fat too) to figure it out. Right people from other countries who think stereotypes are cool? *insert eye roll here*

Anyway, good riddance I suppose. They could release the game over here if they want, I wouldn't care. I just wouldn't buy it because it looks terrible (not because sex oh noez!). But on the plus side, if it never comes out here, hopefully Fox News will never get their hands on it.

 

[Fearzone]

(delete)

 

[WolfEdge]

bwahahahaha. That's surely someone's early-released april fools joke?

If not: Are american's really so repressed that this game would cause an outrage? Or even be better than fracking aweful?

Sigh. the world we live in.

It's doubly funny/depressing when you consider how much we parade our first amendment here.

In a world that had not gone bat-shit crazy, the game would be released, it would make mediocre sales, and apart from the occasional smirk and eye-roll, that would be the god-damn end of it.

 

[Fearzone]

Americans don't need a Wii to get in touch with our kinky sides, so obviously there is no need for such a game here.

 

[Trogdor1138]

Wait, so apparently Australia is Gamer Hell? Bwahahah! I say!

At least we don't get scared at the first signs of actual human contact and a bit of harmless fun.

I for one will be playing this game and looking forward to our sexy wii parties. Grow the fuck up guys, you don't need to take gaming so seriously.

 

[Screamarie]

....Okay so we can market tv, movies and books to both adults and children and make it clear what is and isn't for adults. We can even market pornography through these mediums and realize that it is clearly for adults and not to be given to children.........but we can't market a harmless game intended as (BAD) foreplay and not realize that it's for adults? I mean I've seen worse stuff on TV.

 

[Zhukov]

You Americans have some real issues.

Sure, it's silly as all hell, but it's utterly harmless.