Unlikely last words

[Captain Pancake]

pfft, there's no such thing as a caffeine overdose...

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

"Everyone knows Tom Baker is the only Dr. Who that matters!" (killed by David Tennant fans)

"So I wrote this fic involving Susan Boyle and the Opera guy. I should warn you, it's rated NC-17..." (shot by members of the Why God Why forums)

"Actually, I'm neither Team Jacob or Team Edward. I'm Team Get-Your-@!#?@!-Teen-Angst-Out-Of-My-Gothic-Horror." (mobbed by Twilight fans)

"I know how to convert water into gasoline!" (killed by members of the oil industry...under MYSTERIOUS circumstances)

 

[zhoufengrong]

"Marmalade!?"
or
"Hey, little fuzzy wuzzy, where's your mommy?"

 

[DTWolfwood]

"KHANNN!!!"

 

[havass]

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

 

[Amphoteric]

"Ha they couldn't hit an Elephant from this dist..."
"He's only got Lipstick vaseline and jam would harm could he cause?"

 

[Lilani]

"Gotcha!"

(I'm putting something down here in parentheses to try and prevent a low-content post. Weee!)

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"I wouldn't trust anyone with a penguin that close"

 

[Aisaku]

"Go to your room!"

 

[C95J]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

is that the quote from the guy who got shot in the eye by an arrow I can't remember?

 

[Uzbekistan]

"This was perfect on paper."
"You don't want to put the pudding there!"
"It all started with my mother when I was three-"
"Hey yall, watch this..."

 

[Calico93]

Oh crap ive forgot to put the bins out.

I like this tremendously. Quite profound isn't it. If you don't have dibs/plagiarism I'd like this on my Tombstone.

Go for it, Its from the Armstrong and Miller show (if you live in the UK) but I dont think theyd mind

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

"Someone....."
"Quick, someone fetch me a fridge, there's an atom bomb!"
"Does It Offend You, Yeah?"

Norman: Hey man, check this out, I stole a famous actor's car!
Jerry: Oh cool. Who's car was it?
Norman: I dunno, I think his name was something like Jason Statham or some-
*END*

 

[ImNotReallySane]

<< oh look a penguuuaaaaggggghhhhhhhh.............

 

[C95J]

"Stand back! I'm about to do science!"

Are you sure you don't mean "I'm going to try science"?

Yeah, I'm wearing the t-shirt now.

hehe I was wearing that T-Shirt yesterday

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

"Look...I KNOW I can take him on in a fight! I don't care what his reputation is...Chuck Norris is NOTH..." (PWNed in 3 seconds)

 

[AgentLampshade]

"No! I am immortal!"

Afterwards, death is near-instantaneous.

 

[Wintermoot]

are you sure this doesnt kill me?

 

[Folksoul]

"What is this Tv Tropes place?" and he was never heard from again.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"Seatbelts?Nah."
"Cigarettes won't kill me"*Gets hit by a giant cigarette shaped car*Think the Oscar Meyer hotdog car but for Camel cigarettes.
"I think I can jump that"
"Rosebud."