Unskippable: Final Fantasy XII

[omegatheta]

i wish that Russel would get out of games...its getting annoying at this point... also i am waiting for some one to come up with a more impractical form of body armor than those worn in final fantasy game...that way i may mock their poor design choices...and lack of cognitive thought

Also as an avid watcher of unskippable....GFJ guys GFJ

 

[GestaltEsper]

Fed up of seeing archers hold their bows at jaunty angles cos it looks cooler. No archer ever hit their target holding their bow at 45 degrees.

I guess it's like the medieval version of holding your gun sideways.

 

[Stabby Joe]

"Hey isn't this supposed to be a Final Fantasy game? You're not taking turns no fair!"

Haha! Good point. All is fair in love and war... except in a Final Fantasy universe.

 

[Chunko]

Did the video quality this week seem worse to any one else, it bothered me a bit.

Edit: not the quality of the jokes, the quality of the video

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"I never realized how many crows there are in cut scenes"

Very few. Most of the time it's just Russel.

 

[Khada]

slomo button ftw.

 

[Strife2GFAQs]

Ashe is the main character, since the story revolves around her. Vaan is just there to...oh nevermind, he was a stupid as rat exterminator whose main motivation was dealt with less than 1/4 of the way through the game (stupid petty revenge). Then again, aside from Balthier, the game didn't feel special at all, and I only beat it once. I tried playing it again twice, but the game is boring. Still...FFX-2 NEEDS to be done at some point. I'm sure it crossed their minds, but they were like, "If we watch this, we might die from girly cliches and godawful cheery pop music." XII doesn't have near as much stupidity going on (though they made the most of it). Still, I wish Vaan had traded placed with the Eternal Sonata girl and jumped off a cliff.

 

[gamegod25]

"I never realized how many crows were in cutscenes"

Same here. Just one of those things you never really notice I guess.

 

[Caliostro]

The Russel bit never gets old.

You guys know you HAVE to do Soul Calibur 2 sooner or later JUST for the Russel reference right?

 

[RTR]

i love Russel...and bunny ladies (Awwwwwwwww yeah).
This episode is one to remember. Great job Graham and Paul!

 

[Mstrswrd]

I like how, when the acid comment, was made, he actually laughed a little bit on the tale end of it.

 

[Slycne]

I'm convinced it's impossible to not bob your head with the chocobo theme music.

 

[Desert Tiger]

I was drinking when you said "relic? I'm seventy-two!"

You owe me a fucking keyboard.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Ah this was so much better then last time.

 

[Chadling]

If there was ever a game that deserved to be mocked for its concept art, it was Final Fantasy XII.

And next time, where a suit of armor that covers your freakin' esophagus. Or at least some chainmail. Ugh.

 

[I am AFK]

remember never drop acid befor a fight

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

It's a proven fact that trucks, towers, castles, brick outhouses, entire cities and even continents can fly if you have enough glowy bits on them.

You know what merchandise Unskippable should have?

Russel t-shirts. Just put me down for two, yeah?

I'll take one! XL, please.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Never been a fan of the FF series anyway. But you guys did a good video (once again). I'm almost curious to see how you two would take on FF7 (note refusal to use roman numerals).

So how many games have used crows thus far? Quite a lot from what we've seen here so far. XD

 

[Destroy Gundam]

"Wait, isn't this a Final Fantasy game? You guys aren't taking turns! No fair!"

You gotta love how cutscenes never apply the game rules. Otherwise, a lot of deaths could be avoided with a Phoenix Down. But acid might actually explain more than a few of the monsters in these games.

I liked this one.

 

[superspartan004]

"this is a final fantasy game, you guys aren't taking turns, no fair"

that had me cracking up