wow that has to be the worst opening to a video game I have ever seen, heck even just a press start then jump into the game like say Super Mario Bros does a better job.
Unskippable: Zoids Assault
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In the game's defense... I bought it new for less than ten bucks... and it occupied some hours of my life...
SOME!
That's gotta be worth something right...?
Sure as hell wasn't worth ten bucks... but something...
/cry
SOME!
That's gotta be worth something right...?
Sure as hell wasn't worth ten bucks... but something...
/cry
How can you have a opening of a Zoids game without any Zoids? If they wanted to give background or "lore", go print a book or give a book like what people are saying bout FFXIII. >.> I mean, explaining that there's plans for a new experimental weapon *coughmetalgearliger;o*, and that Jamil and Helyo or whatever don't like eachother, shouldn't take 5 minutes. Nice job guys.
I got this game for a dollar at a going out of buisness sale. It was probably not worth it. I got about a quarter of the way through this endless cutscene of boring and starting mashing buttons to skip. I guess its time to pay the piper and watch it.
Worst. Intro. Cinematic. Ever.
I really want to thank you guys for showing me this. Your commentary is always funny, but seriously. That was a horrible cutscene. Wow.
I'm even reading this in a monotone woman's voice right now. THATs how much that cutscene affected me.
I really want to thank you guys for showing me this. Your commentary is always funny, but seriously. That was a horrible cutscene. Wow.
I'm even reading this in a monotone woman's voice right now. THATs how much that cutscene affected me.
I didn't know the Spy was a girl. I say the first guy had it right. Shut up second guy!
And I can feel Paul's enthusiasm at Ben Stein. Yayy!
And I can feel Paul's enthusiasm at Ben Stein. Yayy!
It's not cheap, minimalistic, ugly, OLD school (emphasis on old), or amateur. It's artistic!
I really have to agree with you guys, the moment they started talking, or when the music came on had me jumping out of my seat. Stupid, stupid game...
But hilarious as always. Keep it up, you guys make Mondays suck a little less!
I really have to agree with you guys, the moment they started talking, or when the music came on had me jumping out of my seat. Stupid, stupid game...
But hilarious as always. Keep it up, you guys make Mondays suck a little less!
For a show called Unskippable, that sure had a lot of skipping in it! Are you honestly saying that this is a PS3 game??? It looks threadbare for a PS1 title!
Good lord this is the worst intro I've ever seen. In the 5:42 run time there was what.. 10 seconds of music and "animation" which was just snow? I pray the first few minutes of game play were transcendentally awesome to make up for that torture. How do they expect people to get interested in a game when it has 5 minutes of text screens and still picture exposition?
I love the old anime-ish art on stuff but this is just abusive and lazy.
I love the old anime-ish art on stuff but this is just abusive and lazy.
