Vanessa Threatens Zac Over Videogame Habit
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He's Zac freakin' Efron! I don't know if America is like this (I live in Australia) but pretty much 80% of females in this country are in love with him already. He could dump thousands of girls and still get whoever he wanted!
crap, now the one thing I love in life is starting to be invaded by the parasites of disney. What's next, the Jonas Brothers?....*shudders*
AWW DAMMIT. I thought I was safe from people drooling over celebrities engaged in trivial hardship, In here of all places. Why the hell does this matter? At all?
"Look, sweetie, this has been great and all, but there are some... things we need to get out. Hold on, let me hit this ammo dump. See, we're both young, and we each have favorite activities.
"Yours is having me ceaselessly stroke your flagging 'transitioning-from-child-star-to-Lindsey-Lohan' ego, and mine -- no, not that favorite thing -- mine is 'pwning noobs.' I give you the thing you most enjoy, and without even a gratitude handjob, mind you; all I want is some time to do what I enjoy most, which I default to mainly because of that "purity ring" crap Miley turned you onto.
"No. For the last time, marriage is NOT the only way around that. You kn -- GET OUT FROM BEHIND THAT WALL AND FIGHT!!! No, no, not you -- but you know what way I mean. Well have you tried it? Then how do you know? That's what I thought. Look, we're getting off track.
"Need I remind you, the Xbox has yet to ask me to dump you and spend more time with it. I think its smooth lines and quiet grace makes it a good role model for you. No, I'm not saying your lines aren't smooth. No I'm not, OK? I just need some time to-- hold on, incoming hostiles..."
"Yours is having me ceaselessly stroke your flagging 'transitioning-from-child-star-to-Lindsey-Lohan' ego, and mine -- no, not that favorite thing -- mine is 'pwning noobs.' I give you the thing you most enjoy, and without even a gratitude handjob, mind you; all I want is some time to do what I enjoy most, which I default to mainly because of that "purity ring" crap Miley turned you onto.
"No. For the last time, marriage is NOT the only way around that. You kn -- GET OUT FROM BEHIND THAT WALL AND FIGHT!!! No, no, not you -- but you know what way I mean. Well have you tried it? Then how do you know? That's what I thought. Look, we're getting off track.
"Need I remind you, the Xbox has yet to ask me to dump you and spend more time with it. I think its smooth lines and quiet grace makes it a good role model for you. No, I'm not saying your lines aren't smooth. No I'm not, OK? I just need some time to-- hold on, incoming hostiles..."
Aw, so they're "normal".
Young guys: "We're dudes! We're dumb, and proud of it! Games, bro! Man.. I wish I had a girl who could be one of the bros, but oh well, gotta get laid somehow, yeah? Girls are hot. High-five, dude."
Young gals: "(sigh) Those boys and their games. A real man should spend his money on me. I'm so smart and real. But I'm also the gatekeeper of sex, so I know I can change him eventually."
Disney clones purposely publicize this kind of "drama" to keep us all feeling "normal". Keep the sexism alive, keep selling Axe and Maxim and Vogue and Victoria's Secret.. make more money off the proles! Don't buy it for a minute. The holograms are laughing at you. They aren't in a "relationship". They never have, never will be. They exist solely so we can identify / strive to identify with them, and screw up our own lives, and waste our money.
Maybe.
Young guys: "We're dudes! We're dumb, and proud of it! Games, bro! Man.. I wish I had a girl who could be one of the bros, but oh well, gotta get laid somehow, yeah? Girls are hot. High-five, dude."
Young gals: "(sigh) Those boys and their games. A real man should spend his money on me. I'm so smart and real. But I'm also the gatekeeper of sex, so I know I can change him eventually."
Disney clones purposely publicize this kind of "drama" to keep us all feeling "normal". Keep the sexism alive, keep selling Axe and Maxim and Vogue and Victoria's Secret.. make more money off the proles! Don't buy it for a minute. The holograms are laughing at you. They aren't in a "relationship". They never have, never will be. They exist solely so we can identify / strive to identify with them, and screw up our own lives, and waste our money.
Maybe.
Thank you, that does help. And made it quite hilarious.paragon1 said:
Cookie for you:
Depends on the girl. If she is a girlgamer without a "boredom threshold" then you are forgiven. And is smoking hot. Almost forgot that detail.EcksTeaSea said:
Wow, its only been like 2 weeks since Christmas, seriosly. Thats not THAT long, maybe Efron needs a break from Vanessas constant celebrity bitchyness.
I really don't care since i don't give a fuck about clebraties, i don't care if they die or break-up.
But videogames, she's gunna leave the guy cuz of videogames, she can't, you know,just TALK to the guy.
Pathetic, whatever though.
I really don't care since i don't give a fuck about clebraties, i don't care if they die or break-up.
But videogames, she's gunna leave the guy cuz of videogames, she can't, you know,just TALK to the guy.
Pathetic, whatever though.
Does anyone else think she should shut up and leak more pictures of herself ont the net?
I do. Then we can be assured she will never help disney make another terrible movie. Maybe it will bring down efron's career by association.
also, someone needs to find me his gamertag. that would be hilarious
I do. Then we can be assured she will never help disney make another terrible movie. Maybe it will bring down efron's career by association.
also, someone needs to find me his gamertag. that would be hilarious
To quote Dr. Evil,
"Boo-frickety-hoo"
More celebritys that no-one really cares about having problems, pish.
"Boo-frickety-hoo"
More celebritys that no-one really cares about having problems, pish.
