Video games ARE causing violence.

[twistedheat15]

It's absurd to lay the blame at the feet of video games. Think about it. I mean, imagine you've been oppressed and beaten upon for an entire generation. Now try seven. Video games have always been the whipping boy, the scapegoat, the phantom menace. It's natural, when you are considered to be responsible for almost all youth violence, for you to lash out at society.

Clearly, the victim here is the video game. And you are only perpetuating the cycle of blame and ignorance.

Preposterous! Video game are fully in charge of their actions, and simply blaming their environment and past for the present action isn't an excuse! If video game want to escape their tainted past and reach recognition to the likes of other arts it's up to them to stop these violent acts of out lash, and find a new medium to move forward on! Dragging innocent youths into their gangs to die for the cause is atrocious! Have you seen what Nintendo turns it's followers into? No war have ever seen the horror of a console showdown.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

The other day Persona 4 tried to throw me into a TV, and Persona 3 Portable tried to talk me into shooting myself, it kept saying the gun was an evoker, and when I didn't want to it tried to force me to shoot myself... I barely fended it off...

Someone, send help!

 

[Lullabye]

I see, I'm not the only one who's had video game violence happen to them. I once saw someone getting stabbed by The Orange Box but all I could do was just run away. It was terrible.

Awesome Thread.

Dude....your avatar....you just ruined applejack for me. I hope your happy.

OT:
I read in the local paper that Bioshock was being charged with several cases of kidnapping and sexual assualt on little girls. That sick bastard deserves every year he gets and then some.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I don't care if it's racist but I don't like those lazy, god damn Wii games. The community has gone to shit ever since they moved here, why don't they just go home back where they came from? Huh?! HUH?!

Hey, they're refugees, they have no choice! Nintendoland is going through terrible times, and the games are fleeing whever they can! Show some respect and try to accept them instead of shunning them after the horrors they've seen!

Damn racists...

Hey man, I don't have a problem with those like Zelda: Twilight Princess and No More Heroes who are willing to work for a living. But those all tired, homogenous and lazy rail-shooters and ports who don't put in any effort just leech off of gimmicks can fuck off back where they came from. Bloody foreigners, there's too many of them all ready and they're crowding up the place, their taking jobs from hardworking 360 games, saturating the market and they're not giving anything back. To hell with them.

 

[Eveonline100]

once in room i say a game get in a fight with my roommate dispite being on the other side of the room he teleported to the othe side and stabed him later that day i say some one get sniped by a shotgun police still don't know who the suspect is any ideas?

 

[Micalas]

Okay, now show me on this doll, where your copy of Final Fantasy Tactics touched you.

What I don't even...

...is that...manga Hitler? XD

Yeah, he can even powerup to Super Sayajin Hitler.

Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku?

 

[pyrosaw]

If I hadn't gotten the upper hand, this satanic PS3 would have strangled me with his power cord. And the PS3 stole my TV remote. Not the TV, just the TV remote. Now he walks by my house and changes the channel randomly.

 

[DrSpoy]

I see, I'm not the only one who's had video game violence happen to them. I once saw someone getting stabbed by The Orange Box but all I could do was just run away. It was terrible.

Awesome Thread.

Dude....your avatar....you just ruined applejack for me. I hope your happy.

OT:
I read in the local paper that Bioshock was being charged with several cases of kidnapping and sexual assualt on little girls. That sick bastard deserves every year he gets and then some.

Then my avatars job is one step closer to completion. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

OT:
I heard that Dead Rising 2 got charged with mass murder, theft, and public indecency. I bet that it'll get life.

 

[Racecarlock]

I know it's a subject no one wants to admit, but there is a rise of violence being caused directly by the effect of video games. Just the other day while walking my dog a gang of 360 games jumped me, stole my wallet, and took Mr. Snuffles with them. As if that wasn't enough when I get home after the ordeal I find 2 DS games climbing out my window with my TV and stereo system. As a community we need to come together and admit the problem so that solutions can be made.

Does any other escapist want to come forward and talk about any video game related violence that they endured?

ROFL! I can't believe I didn't think of this. You should write for cracked, dude. This is hilarious.

 

[killakan11]

this thread is my hero

 

[Jinjiro]

It started as such a great evening.

I was out on the town with a copy of Red Dead Redemption and we had just met up with Fallout 3 and his brother, Oblivion. After happily drinking a few Jin and Tonics at the Tekken Bar, we headed back towards our cars. After a few minutes of walking, I realised I'd left my wallet on our table. Berating myself for being so stupid, I told RDR to go on ahead while I ran back.

I never should have taken that shortcut. The alley looked quiet enough but as I got further in, I saw the shadowy shapes leaning against the wall. I froze, and my face went pale.

Shovelware.

I don't remember much after that moment, but I recall a copy of Imagine: Animal Doctor holding me against the wall while Ninjabread Man punched me in the gut and stole my wallet. There were others there too, leering faces which I later remembered to be somewhat similar to Action Girlz Racing.

I'll never forget that night.

 

[Burs]

My SEGA MegaDrive contantly runs into me on its mobility scooter.

my PC is too High horsed to ty and kill me It just paid my DS to stab me in the eye with its stylus.

 

[imperialreign]

As much as I hate to admit it . . . all 3 of the Thief games had snuck into my life, held me at bow-point and demanded I play them for hours on end, simply for their benefit and self-satisfaction, stealing years of my life in the process.

I was resentful, but I had to keep playing . . .

I was scared, but I couldn't turn away . . .

I've never wanted to admit to it . . . it made me feel less of a gamer - as if my gamersculinity was being challenged. I was embarrased.

But, I see it's alright now . . . I'm not the only one who's suffered at the hands of violent games. There are others out there. There are other suffering, too. I'm there for you brothers, as I know y'all will be there for me.

 

[twistedheat15]

I just watched a new report that says Al Qaeda is secretly being funded by a business branch of Mr. Demons souls inc. We all knew how sadistic that bastard can be, yet we're letting his brother dark souls take over without even putting up a fight. We're to blame ppl, we are to blame...

 

[Dfskelleton]

I sat down to play Fear 2 one evening, full of hop that Monolith would innovate upon the previous Fear and improve the formula overall. I... I don't like to talk about what happened next.
I wish you were wrong, but unfortunately, you're right. We need to stand up against video game violence once and for all.
(This thread is badass)

 

[Doclector]

Doom Hits me on a daily basis! I tell him I love him but he just won't stop! *bursts into tears*

 

[mrscott137]

I once got ***** slapped by the physical manifestation of Peter Molenyeux's ambitions. It didn't hurt, it just left me disappointed. TEH VIOLENCE MUST STOP!!1!11!11

 

[Lucas Auraelius]

I swear, if I find my copy of Meteos curbstomping my DVDs of The Wire again, I am going to leave it on the side of the road.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I once had a nightmare in which I was killed (in a fight that I started) by the dark Guardian (That skeleton the skulks around the Brotherhood's place in Oblivion) wielding Pyramid head's sword. Backhanded, sent flying, stabbed once.

Clearly we must outlaw the workings of the subconcious.

 

[nklshaz]

Fallout:New Vegas went into VATS and shot me in the balls. Then Saints Row 2 stole my car and sprayed shit on my house. And then Mortal Kombat . . . let's just say I'm typing this comment with the lower half of my body missing.