Vote for Me!

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and I shall tell you all my secrets.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me and I shall make keeping secrets illegal.

 

[Teoes]

A vote for me is a vote for paranoia, insecurity and xenophobia!

 

[kailus13]

Vote for me and I'll continue monitoring Teoes in secret!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and spambots will only be able to spam each other.

 

[kailus13]

I got nothing better than that. Vote for Fijiman.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll be the best puppet to a shadowy background figure you could imagine.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and the mods will pay for your pub club sub!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and there will be a puppet show every Monday.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll be your ventriloquist's dummy. Everyone's a winner!

 

[Fijiman]

Teoes smells funny. Vote for me.

 

[kailus13]

You can't trust a man who's always sideways! Vote for me!

 

[Fijiman]

You can totally trust a man who is always sideways. What you can't trust is a talking horse. Vote for me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Don't vote for me! I'm a perfectly ordinary nerd. No need to send me off to my death. Really.

Now... Fijiman on the other hand...

a vote for him is a vote for a fascist dictator that'll rule with an iron fist... BUT!

at the end of the year, the Vault'll sort him out!

 

[Fijiman]

TheDoctor455 is full of bologna. vote for me.

 

[Teoes]

I'm not full of bologna. I AM bologna! Vote for me and there'll be bologna for all!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get a free piece of candy.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Vote for me and I definitely won't blow your house up with the power of Creeper hugs. =D

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and your house will be patrolled by cats.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and your life will be controlled by cats.