Warcraft Romance Ends With Felony Charges

[camazotz]

And the moral of the story is....um.....wait until everyone's of consenting age???

"She was a tauren resto shammie, he was a goblin mechano-pork rider. Together their love was...FORBIDDEN!!!!!!"

 

[Snow Fire]

Thirty states have an age of consent of 16, eight states have an age of consent of 17 which includes New York, and twelve have an age of consent of 18. Honestly, if she had known he was sixteen to begin with before making such a long trip, she could of just did it in pretty much every state around New York, and it would of been legal.

 

[MissAshley]

Your brain's decision making abilities aren't even really properly formed until your twenties.

18 is a perfectly reasonable consent age, all things considered.

Like what? There's only one main difference between 16 and 18 and that involves high school graduation, and that gap could be easily closed if American education waste so much time. (No really, I don't remember the difference between 2nd and 3rd grade or 4th and 5th. They might as well condense each pair into a year.)

I'll never understand why most states will trust a 16-year-old on the road behind the wheel of two tons of speeding metal but not trust him or her with the decision to fornicate or vote.

 

[Firetaffer]

Don't matter if she's hot and doesn't have any STI's.

Was she at least hot?

A 35 year old passed as 21? I'll be damned if I'm not curious how she looks.

The real question is whether she was hot, then its understandable ^^

There is only one extenuating circumstance. Was she hot? Because THAT makes all the difference, friends.

Again :



http://www.myspace.com/aljenkins75/photos/albums/mee/787147

Edit: Burn it.

 

[Badger Kyre]

to add insult to injury, doesn't her myspace say she's ENGAGED?

hmmn, 21 on myspace, too... but her email is ****75@***** . NOT very slick.

Nonetheless, The Epic Cougar Mount will be my Avatar for the day, in honor of... something.

 

[DazBurger]

Looks like Jenkins rushed into things here...


Oh well... At least she have chicken.

 

[Badger Kyre]

EPIC COUGAR MOUNT

Needs it's own webpage.

" You too can have an epic cougar mount" :

For all of you kids out there playing World of Warcraft, be vigilant. That cute Night Elf that is totally into you may actually be a mother in her mid-thirties. You probably shouldn't meet them in a parking lot.

 

[cobrausn]

Your brain's decision making abilities aren't even really properly formed until your twenties.

18 is a perfectly reasonable consent age, all things considered.

Like what? There's only one main difference between 16 and 18 and that involves high school graduation, and that gap could be easily closed if American education waste so much time. (No really, I don't remember the difference between 2nd and 3rd grade or 4th and 5th. They might as well condense each pair into a year.)

I'll never understand why most states will trust a 16-year-old on the road behind the wheel of two tons of speeding metal but not trust him or her with the decision to fornicate or vote.

Well I don't think most 16 year olds can really be trusted behind the wheel of two tons of speeding metal, and they can fornicate with each other all they want. Leaving the age of consent at 18 gives parents (and the state) some ability to go after those old skeeves who would fuck their children.

Besides, what makes 16 any less arbitrary than 18? Why not 15? Or 14? Puberty hits early these days.

 

[cobrausn]

Your brain's decision making abilities aren't even really properly formed until your twenties.

18 is a perfectly reasonable consent age, all things considered.

Like what? There's only one main difference between 16 and 18 and that involves high school graduation, and that gap could be easily closed if American education waste so much time. (No really, I don't remember the difference between 2nd and 3rd grade or 4th and 5th. They might as well condense each pair into a year.)

I'll never understand why most states will trust a 16-year-old on the road behind the wheel of two tons of speeding metal but not trust him or her with the decision to fornicate or vote.

Well I don't think most 16 year olds can really be trusted behind the wheel of two tons of speeding metal, and they can fornicate with each other all they want. Leaving the age of consent at 18 gives parents (and the state) some ability to go after those old skeeves who would fuck their children (Yes, 16 is still a child for most of us).

Besides, what makes 16 any less arbitrary than 18? Why not 15? Or 14? Puberty hits early these days.

 

[Isolda Sage]

EPIC COUGAR MOUNT

Needs it's own webpage.

" You too can have an epic cougar mount" :

For all of you kids out there playing World of Warcraft, be vigilant. That cute Night Elf that is totally into you may actually be a mother in her mid-thirties. You probably shouldn't meet them in a parking lot.

Oh come on!! where is your sense of adventure?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

It's better to have loved and lost to have never have loved at... well unless charges are pressed and the FBI steps in.

 

[Corporal Bill]

Wait hang on, he was 16. Does he count as a minor?

In America yes, in great Britain? No he isn't and its legal

*Super Deep Voice*Ohhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Dogstile]

A 35 year old passed as 21? I'll be damned if I'm not curious how she looks.

Same here I'm assuming they knew what eachother looked like before he said he'd meet her.

I personally have met and found someone over wow that I now consider a true friend, so not all meeting people outside of wow is bad.

 

[Badger Kyre]

I wonder what the FBI agents who got this were thinking?

Were they like, am i here to stop bad guys or be Dr Phil?

* sigh * another day at the office.

 

[DeepComet5581]

Wait sixteen? Ain't that legal? Oh wait, America *facepalms self*.
Still, I don't think I'd ever have sex with anyone with that age difference, it would be...
Weird somewhat.

He was a World of Warcraft player. That's all he will ever get.

 

[Caligulove]

A Parking Lot? damn.
That's when you know this shit is gonna get weird. And I would make a joke about pulling out... but well, I just did.

 

[Les Awesome]

nice

 

[Yesiinhale]

what i'm ticked off about is the fact that my tax dollars have been wasted again. shouldn't the f.b.i be out finding murderers, rapist, terrorist, ect instead of tracking down some woman who made a 16 year old boy have the best day of his young life? I know when i was 16 if i had got to get some nookie i would feel like i just got ran thru 25 man heroic ICC and got to keep every drop.

 

[Karathos]

I hooked up over WoW, spent four weeks during the summer of '09 in England. Best four weeks of my life, too. I'm 19, and she's... somewhere between 35 and 40. Granted, we did split up later so it wasn't exactly "love of my life" kinda stuff, but I've no regrets whatsoever. I like older women, so sue me!

And eh, you'd think they'd at least go to a hotel or something. Cars are uncomfortable as hell...

 

[DeathsHands]

I suppose it would be impolite for me to say that he's lucky.