Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Oh well that's silly.

What do you mean it's silly!? It's a fucking coconut bomb! You craft a hole bunch of them, take 5 into your Pip-Vintory, and put the rest in the box for a little surplus.

>Wait, you still need to do your plan!

Your right! You combined a BLANK CARD from your empty deck with your CAMERA, hoping this time you will get a GHOST IMAGE CAMERA.

>==>

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Have a newfound appreciation for David Tennet

You really should watch that show more. You're certain you could probably find it on the INTERNET if you really wanted to. But still. As absolutely amazing as that would be as your THEME MUSIC, you're afraid a POCKET WATCH is a little inconvenient for use as a TIME-TRAVELING DEVICE. But you have a way to fix that.

>Dirk: Go to room, get supplies.

It's time you did some ALCHEMIZING of your own, MENTOR OF TIME STYLE.

Spoiler

You grab a PURPLE JACKET from when you were just a kid from your CLOSET. You outgrew this thing when you were about 12, and you switched over to the BLACK JACKET you wore until today. But you never threw this one away, knowing you'd need it someday. And TODAY IS THAT DAY.

PURPLE JACKET && TENGEN TOPPA BLACK JACKET

You also grab your LIGHTER and your COLONEL MUSTANG GLOVES. You don't SMOKE, and never intend to despite how much more like SPIKE SIEGEL from COWBOY BEBOP it would make you be. But you went through a COSPLAY PHASE not long ago, and stockpiled on LIGHTERS to be MUSTANG FROM THAT TIME HE KILLED LUST IN BROTHERHOOD and my goodness you are a massive nerd. The point is, you want to make FIRE.

COLONEL MUSTANG GLOVES && LIGHTER

You don't know where you got the KEY, but you've had it for years, and you always kind of wanted to find out what it unlocked. But now you know. It is the KEY TO KINGDOM HEARTS.

KEY && RAD KATANA

You figure if SNAKE EYES is going to be your TRAVEL COMPANION he'll need an upgrade to keep up with HIGHER LEVEL ENEMIES. And what better way to improve him than to get him some BATTLE ARMOR in the style of CELTY'S MOTORCYCLE?

PICTURE OF SNAKE EYES && MODEL DURARARA BIKE

And then the DRILL. SIMON'S DRILL. YOUR DRILL. When you time travel, you'll do it in STYLE.

FOB-WATCH OF THE VORTEX && THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

>DIRK: PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Quick! Make a Banjo-Kazooie reference!
You would...If you knew any...

>Xavier: Captcha all your items a fly up

Spoiler: SYLLADEX

CARD 1:
CARD 2: PINK FEATHER < EXPLOSIVE BOOTS OF EXPLODING
CARD 3:
CARD 4:
CARD 5: SCRATCHED BOXING GLOVE < SUPERNATURAL STRAP
CARD 6:
CARD 7:
CARD 8: FAKE FANGS
CARD 9: < PIMP MONTHLY
CARD 10: DEAD-TEDDY

You then duel-wield TCM-D and STARLIGHT SHIV.

>PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: You crash your FREEDOM-CYCLE into a wall.

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>Greg: The room you enter has a LOCKED DOOR to the NORTH. It's populated by a few more IMPS, who at this point don't even bother attacking you.

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>Connor: You made a GHOST IMAGE CAMERA.

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>Dirk: Because the only anime character I can think of who wears purple is Zero, you create the JACKET OF THE REBELLION! Inscribed with the embalms of both Team Dai-Gurren and the Black Knights, this jacket was made for a revolutionary of legendary status.

You create the PHILOSOPHER'S HAND WARMERS! This gloves, in addition to being quite snug and cozy, are also capable of producing pretty sizable blasts of flame. When wearing them, you feel like overthrowing a government for some reason, and then creating a new, stronger one in its place.

You create the WAY TO THE DAWN! Yes, it's an actual Keyblade. Look it up.

...Where did you get a PICTURE OF SNAKE EYES? In any case, you create the HEADLESS CYCLE ARMOR! It fits Snake Eyes quite nicely, and even has some deployable wheels that can be used for fast travel.

I'm not sure how you think using a drill/watch combination to travel through time is going to be any more convenient then just using a watch. In any case, those two items don't combine to make anything cool.

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>Xavier: Don't worry, neither do I.

You find that flight is much easier when using the MECHA-KAZOOIE. You're soon able to travel around with ease.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Search for the second gate

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Check inventory.

Max Weight: 40 WH
Items:
ADVENTURE TIME BAT: 7 WH
TWO STAR AGENCY BAT: 4 WH
5 APERTURE SCIENCE COCONUT GRENADES: 5 WH
ITEM TO CARD CONVERTER: 2 WH
GHOST IMAGE CAMERA: 2 WH
DECK OF EMPTY CARDS: 2 WH
ITEM SET_PUNCHED CARDS: .5 WH
ITEM SET_NON PUNCHED CARDS: .5 WH
LEVEL 9 DUDE'S DUDS WITHOUT HIS GLASSES: 5 WH
LEVEL ??? GLASSES OF MIGHT AND LIGHT: .5

28.5/40

>Connor: Your plan cool guy!

Oh yeah, you just remembered. You take the camera and take a photo of your head, and creating a ghost image of your head. You then do A SHIT LOAD OF WEIRD PLOT SHIT WITH IT to create this.

GHOST IMAGE OF CONNOR'S HEAD && GLASSES/TOTEM OF MIGHT AND LIGHT

>==>

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Be distraught

B-b-b-... wha? N-no time drill? But it was gonna be so cool... you were gonna drill holes in space time to time travel with your drill and it was gonna be so cool...

You suppose it just wasn't meant to be. You mournfully place the PUNCHED DRILL CARD where you had found its tangible counterpart, and shed a single tear in thought of what might have been.

>Dirk: Suit up

But wait! Just because you lost one great thing, doesn't mean you don't have others! You are about to be the most well-dressed ************ in all of PARADOX SPACE.

>CJ: Take many artistic liberties with the properties described of Dirk's outfit.

Spoiler

You feel it. Deep inside. You are the PASSIONATE REVOLUTIONARY. It's you. You clutch the WAY TO THE DAWN to your chest, comforted by its calm assertion of HOPE.

You take the rest of your LOOT and go meet up with CHAS AND SNAKE EYES. You're ready to save the world.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Ignore Imps,bash down door

More IMPS populate the room you now find yourself in,along with a single DOOR.Which happens to be locked it seems.

You ignore the IMPS and try to bash down the DOOR with your KATANA.

Not your usual method you'll admit.But time isn't on your side today.Or maybe it is,what with one of your friends being a Hero of Time apparently.Though somehow you don't think it works like that.You will have to ask either Lily or the trolls about that.Goody,more things to think about.

 

[Pappytech]

>Team Aldirk: With the fires of FREEDOM burning in the background, and with the light of the THREE IN THE MORNING and the WAY TO THE DAWN illuminating your path forward, you stand as warriors, as brothers ready to pierce the night.

You're the heroes. It's you.


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>Xavier: So... I'm assuming you already made it through the First Gate again?

After flying around for a bit, you eventually find the Second Gate down on the ground level. However, the Gate is guarded by a pair of BASILISKS.

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>Connor: You don't have enough Grist to make this! Your previous alchemizations have pretty much wiped out your supply of Grist; you'll have to go get some more.

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>Greg: Your STEEL KATANA is unable to break through the door. You do see a KEYHOLE, however. Now if only you had a KEY...

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Feh

You put the glasses with your organization of the craftie blocks and it's cards, you'll make the item later.

>Connor: Go back though the return node.

You go do that and-Your remember you have no idea what your doing. Maybe another logical reasoning session is in order.

>==>

OK, so that gate led to someone's world, and you guess it's not Xavier's because you saw what his looks like in your server PC. That means it must be Chas', 'cause this game tends to be not too random. But if this is Chas', then Xavier is going here, you better pester him when he comes back online. Or....

>Connor: Nap time for Science!

You head to your apartment, and go to sleep in your bed.

>Connor: Wake up.

You do so, and you quickly fly out your window off to Xavier's tower. You hear someone cry for you to come back for them, but you don't listen.

>Connor: Go in the tower, wake up Xavier.

Wait, before you wake him up you should likely check around there.

>Connor: Observe Xavier's dream home.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Fail to break Door

You try to ram the DOOR and break it with your STEEL KATANA,but fail and end up on your ass a foot away from the DOOR.

The IMPS point and laugh at your display.You glare at them,but that doesn't seem to do anything.

You examine the DOOR,after getting back on your feet of course,and after a moment find a KEYHOLE.If only you had a KEY..coming this way first might have been a waste.

You point to the IMPS and ask them if they know where the KEY to this thing is.

 

[SamuelT]

>Jarring perspective shift: Happen

no

you stuppid homo tool

GOGDAMN HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAFE TO BEE

YOU HAVE TO FILP IT TURN-WAYS

There we go.

FINAL BATTLE: ENGAGE

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Cool Guy: I'm on a boat!

Yes, I'm on a boat, in between to bone head getting closer to my boat.

>Cool Guy: Wait for it!

Hmmmm, They are getting pretty close. Meh.

>Cool Guy: Stay on target!

What fucking target? All you have to do is be there!

>Sam T and CJ: Notice your about to hit a boat.

 

[CJ1145]

>CJ: Hit boat

Spoiler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWAITSHIT

Spoiler

Did I just hit a boat? Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter. What DOES MATTER is that I need to rip this guy a new asshole.

Hear that, you cocky superior asshole? Try this!

SPIRIT GUN: SPECIAL LIMITED ONE TIME ONLY FUCK YOU EDITION!

 

[Pappytech]

>Connor: You try to examine Xavier's Dream Home, but fail to. Mostly because you can't leave your own Dream Home. Mostly because you don't wake up in your Dream Home.

You find yourself in a purple cell. Three walls are comprised of some kind of stone, while the fourth is made of bars. Looking outside your cell, you see a black carapaced figure, reading some kind of newspaper.

When he sees that you've woken up, he pulls out a WALKIE TALKIE and calls someone. Although you can't hear what he's saying, you do notice that a SPEECH BUBBLE with a SPADE in it is being projected from the device.

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>Greg: The IMPS really don't want to talk to you. When you point at them, they scramble away from you, heading for the far corner of the room.

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>Guys fighting for art-dominance: Just don't mess up the place too much.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Cool Guy: Aren't you people forgetting something?

HORLY SHAT! IT WOKRED.

Spoiler: OOC for Sam and Dirk

When your around me when I snop, everything turns sweet bro and hella jeff like. Good luck killing me, let alone each other in the sweet bro and hella jeff art style. ;D

EDIT: I'll unsnop if one of you destroy the boat in SBaHJ style.

>Connor: Ask the guy where your Sax is

 

[Pappytech]

>Connor: You are suddenly struck by the realization that simply copying and pasting a .gif from a different site and posting it in this thread will in no way whatsoever affect the art style of people contributing awesome art to this thread.

The GM says to stop telling people what to draw. Seriously.



The guy ignores you, and continues reading his newspaper.