Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Wake up on Prospit

As your waking self finally drifts to sleep,the eyes on your dreamself snaps open.You survey your surroundings and find that you are still in Rich's tower on Prospit.You stand up and stretch.It feels like you have been stuck in the same position for hours.

You glance over at Rich's sleeping form and see that he is,of course,still asleep,though not in a heavy sleep.He might wake up soon.You could wait for him,but who knows how long that could take? You decide to make a note instead,with the paper and pens in his DREAM TOWER.That is probably not their name..but you will call them that for now.

Spoiler: Read Note

Rich,

If you are reading this,don't worry you aren't dead.You are dreaming.Dreaming in the City of Light,Prospit,of which Chas,You and myself are Princes.
To keep this note short,seek out the White Queen as soon as you can.
Oh and don't worry about the whole TOWER thing.You can fly here apparently.
Contact me as soon as you can once you return to the waking world.

Your fellow Prince and good friend,Greg

You leave the NOTE on his sleeping form,then walk over and out look out onto Prospit.The city is still as it was last time you were here,which you breath a sigh of relief to.You stand on the WINDOWSILL then jump,flying high atop the city.No time for fun right now though.You need to talk with the Queen.

>Greg:Locate White Queen

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Head up the staircase

You don't really see much to do down here, so you figure you should probably investigate that sound.

>Future Dirk: Realize what the big arm in that last picture looked like

Oh, fuck. Oh jegus fuck. Damn you Sigmund Freud; damn you to hell. Well, that thing has to die painfully now.

>Future Dirk: Kill Mode

 

[Pappytech]

>Greg: Yep, that certainly bears a strong resemblance to a building, despite the obvious safety hazards it imposes upon the community. Seriously, that thing could collapse at like, any second.

But, the CROCODILE seems happy with your work. He whirs happily at your progress, and hands you a couple BOONBUCKS.

Level up! Level 11 Kid Architect. +120,000 Boondollars.

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>Greg: You soar over Prospit, quietly observing the many people below you. Yep, stuff is looking good.

You eventually land on the palace balcony, where you last saw WQ. However, it seems that she has now vacated the area; it's likely that she's somewhere else within the palace.

A nearby guard spots you, and informs you that WQ has in fact returned to the Throne Room. He can guide you there, if you like.

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>Dirk: You slowly begin to ascend the stairs, traveling steadily upwards. Climbing takes a very long time; you find yourself passing hundreds of carvings, and occasionally a brightly glowing orb to light your path.

Eventually, you reach the end of the staircase, running into the tower ceiling, with a large trapdoor blocking your way forward. Pushing it open, you emerge onto the tower roof. Although it's quite windy up there, you find yourself mostly protected by a tall wall, with occasional gaps in the stone allowing you to see through to the ground far below.

You see four figures crouched on the ground, hammering away with hammers and chisels. They seem to be a bit shorter than you; two have white skin and are clothed in yellow robes, and the others and black, wearing robes of purple. They do not notice you as they work.

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>Future Dirk: ...Ewww.

You engage your Kill Mode (Which is incredibly terrifying, by the way), and attack the GICLOPS, presumably with your KATANA. You deal some massive damage to the beast, easily knocking it to the ground; a few more slashes and the creature is no more.

Chas levels up! Level 32 Monster Thrasher. +25 Boonbucks.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Accept Guard's offer

You bow to the nearby guard and say to him that you would very much like for him to guide you to the White Queen as you have to speak with her as soon as it is convenient.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Continue to be Rich, not Greg.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>Rich: Look for village mine on MAP.

Well, time to find the mine on the MAP.

No, you shit. TURN the map you shit. No okay you turned it full ways, turn it back, then start over. Turn it HALF ways, NOT whole ways, you PIECE OF SHIT!

At long last, you turn the map FLATWAYS.

 

[SamuelT]

>Oh god fucking shit damnit

<color=blue> V i dont care if its canon now - forkkind stays stupid and dumb

 

[Pappytech]

>Greg (Who is totally Greg, and not Rich in any way, shape, or form): The guard leads you through the long, twisting corridors of the Palace. It's really quite impressive how large this place this is. Seriously, you could fit an army in here. Not like that's ever going to happen though.

Anyway, you eventually make your way to the massive Throne Room. WQ is seated upon the room's namesake, surrounded by about a dozen Prospitians/Prospites/Prospiticans, who seem to be attempting to provide advice on a variety of matters. However, once she sees you walk in, WQ dismisses them, turning her full attention upon you.

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>Rich (Who's not Greg): Sadly, you are unable to turn the MAP FLATWAYS. Apparently, through some near-magical feat of engineering, it's a 3D map. Huh.

Anyway, you are able to read the map, and find that the MINE mentioned on the flyer is located just outside of the VILLAGE. It doesn't look like it'll be that hard to reach.

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>GM: Facepalm. Dammit Chas... stop predicting the future. It's freaking me out.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Be in awe

You find yourself once more in awe at the grace and majesty that the White Queen seems to give off.Once you see that she has dismissed the Prospitians she was speaking with earlier,advisers or something of the sort,you kneel before her and apologize that it took you so long to return.

You tell her that you have learn more about the matter that you two had talked about previously and that you may be able to give her an answer this time,if she still seeks it that is.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Jetpack to MINE.

PSCHOOOO

>MetroidNut: Be appalled by forkkind.

Spoonkind is so much better it isn't even funny.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Surely you must be destroyin' Basilisks by now
Well...You aren't.

You are first considering the ramifications of jumping down a hole with enemies, seeing how this game has made you so RECKLESS you forgotten all about your PLANS.

>Xavier: Plan
Well you could send C-Diddy down there and-

>===>
No freakin' way! C-Diddy is too good of a FACTOTUM to purposely put in harms way!

>Xavier: Think of something else
Well you still have the EXPLODING BOOTS OF EXPLODING, that could clear the room.

>Xavier: Do that
The throw one of the BOOTS down the hole.

GodMonster willing it'll work.

 

[Pappytech]

>Greg: WQ is happy to take your advice. She awaits your answer.

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>Rich: You're able to JETPACK over to the MINE fairly quickly. You soon find yourself landing next to the entrance, a large cave (still made of glass) that steadily heads downwards. Several large geysers of flame light the area.

A few warning signs are haphazardly posted around the entrance. They caution you to be careful of cave-ins, lava flows, and bats.

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>Xavier: Ok, you've got this. Just need to lightly toss this down, and OH GOD HOW CAN A BOOT BE SO FLAMMABLE?

A massive blaze engulfs the room below you, its heat spreading everywhere, scorching even you and C-Diddy. After the conflagration dissipates, you can see that the BASILISKS have been utterly destroyed.

You make a quick mental note: NEVER wear these boots.

Level up! Level 19 Rookie Demolitionist. +3 Boonbucks

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Revel in your victory
Best. Fucking. Leader Strategist. Ever.

>Xavier: Jump down that hole

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Strategize.

Looks like cave-ins are going to be an issue. In light of that, you don't think using sonic weaponry would be a very good idea! You switch to your UNCLE'S P90 instead, on the logic that it's slightly less suicidal than firing the CHAMPION'S BULLETBOOM in there.

>Rich: Commence sleuthing.

You are one of the top sleuths on LoGaF. Solicitations for your service are singular in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You aren't feeling particularly hard boiled tonight, because you are wearing a t-shirt and jeans, which is quite possibly the least hard-boiled outfit imaginable. You make a note to fix that as soon as possible.

>Rich: Enter MINE.

You creep nervously into the entrance, your nervous hands wrapped tightly around your UNCLE'S P90.

>Rich: Enter MINE in a more hard-boiled manner.

You stride boldly into the entrance, your skilled hands wrapped confidently around your RING OF KEYS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>MetroidNut: Doublepost to overcome forum glitch.

You hate that glitch.

On the plus side, you read ReCAPTCHA's prompt of "still obloma" as "still obama". So that's funny.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Give the White Queen your answer

You nod to the Queen and then,with a deep breath,you stand up.

You start by apologizing as you were unable to get into contact with one of your fellow princes..and the only believes that everything that is happening with the war is being made up by you.But you will tell her what you can.

You tell her that you have spoken with some friends and they have told you that Jack Noir's hate for the Back Queen is great enough to where he would be a very good ally against her.However it would be wise to exercise caution as he may be planning something as well.

You also tell her that you have friends who are the Princes of Derse and they are looking in to Jack as well.And perhaps another way to bring down the Black Queen without innocents getting hurt.

You bow you head and let her take this all in.

 

[Pappytech]

>Xavier: You and C-Diddy descend to the level below. Check out the map!

Spoiler: Show Map

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>Rich: Clearly, a hard-boiled private inspector like yourself is more than enough to handle any mysterious problems in this dump. Your KEYS clasped tightly in hand, you descend into the the depths of the mine, finding out in the process that the layer of glass only covers about the top twenty feet of the Land; any deeper and it turns into boring old rock and ore.

The tunnels down there spread out like a maze, twisting and turning for miles, some still possessing sets of rusted rail-tracks. You'd best be careful, it'd be incredibly easy to get lost.

You hear a low, moaning noise echoing through the tunnels.

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>Greg: WQ pauses for a moment, mulling over everything you've told her. Unconsciously, she begins tapping her wrench-scepter against the ground, the repetitive noise echoing around the Throne Room.

After a while, she turns to you again, and thanks you for your advice. She says that she will contact Jack Noir, and listen to his plan. Again, she taps her scepter against the ground, this time with determined power. A large screen, split into six smaller monitors, falls from the ceiling, slamming into the ground before you.

You hear a ringing noise, not unlike a that of a phone.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Beware of Grues.

This cave is clearly too bright to harbor any Grues!

>Rich: Apply spots of RED PAINT to the left wall of the cave as you walk.

It's like a bread crumb trail, but with direction! Now you'll be able to find your way back out.

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You continue to make your way through the cave, UNCLE'S P90 still at the ready. You're a hard-boiled lug, see? You know that the best defense is an indiscriminate hail of bullets.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Ask for the attention of the little guys

You cautiously ANNOUNCE YOUR PRESENCE with a grunt and ask what the four of them are doing.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Be surprised by falling TVs

Well you will get right on that..after you pick yourself up off the floor.To be fair you weren't exactly predicting that a large object would fall anywhere near you.So falling back in surprise was probably not an unexpected result.

You stand up,brush yourself off,and apologize to the Queen for your UNKNIGHTLY reaction.You give the large object a closer look and see that it is a large screen, split into six smaller monitors.

Just as you are about to ask the Queen what it is for,a ringing noise fills the air.You look around,not seeing the source.You ask where the ringing is coming from.