Swollen Goat said:
kouriichi said:
One day i was hanging with friends, and through several stupid decisions i managed to bruise my bulbospongiosus muscle.
If you know what that is, you know what that means. If you dont know what it is, dont google it when children are around.
OK, I'll ask: How did you do that 'hanging out with friends'? I mean, how close ARE you guys?
Well, i'll just copy paste my other post to sum it up.
It kinda just happened.
The night started off with us daring eachother to sniff sour substances. ((i won with poprocks)) Which then led to hardcore gaming, which led to blindfolded rockband, which led to tazer tag ((electric bug zappers)), which ended off with a blind folded groin kicking contest. The catch is, that the person blindfolded is the person reciving the kick.
As i stated, "through several stupid decisions". I spent a week in the hospitol because i couldnt walk. ((take a guess why))
Moral of this story, "Dont have friends".