What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Sacman]

 

[blindthrall]

IT"S HERBERT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

All the time, everytime, no matter the context.

Walking through Armadillo?

"HELP! IT"S HERBERT MOOOOOOON!"

Slaughtering Armadillo?

"DON"T LET THEM KILL HERBERT MOOOOOOOOON!"

Strangely enough, I couldn't. I ventilated everyone else in that town, but I couldn't stand the idea of a world without that strange, yodeling, third-person talking, anti-Semite. Oh I didn't mention? He hates Jews. Always talking about how they control the railroads and nothing in his store is Jewish made. Didn't stop me from kneecapping him so he had to hobble around. Was still crippled when I came back a week later. I guess the town doctor was a Hebrew.

I just wish he yelled like that when you're playing poker.

"GUESS WHO"S GOT POCKET ACES! HERBERT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Security footage of his escape was unavailable; however, remote tracking indicates that Agent Thorton has viewed the file 143 times."

It makes more sense in context.

 

[linkzeldi]

"Son of a submariner!"

Damn I got ninja'd.

Any single line from the milkman conspiracy in psychonauts.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Wow no one played Zelda 2. the line is I AM ERROR. WOW not one mention.

Well you beat someone to it -.- But THIS is pritty funny. And the funniest thing is the man is in face, NOT an error... its his name!

And any line from resident evil 1 is pritty bad, take your pick!

 

[TundraStalax]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

Obviously, you mean....*ahem* "The cake is a lie"...

OT: From the original Resident Evil:
"What was THAT noise".
Honestly, the person who hired those voice actors deserves his money back, period.

OH! And before I forget:

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE"
Gotta love the mad-god.

Wait scratch that, Cheese for no one

Seriously if god had ADHD and Autism, that would be Sheogorath, also I have both so I know what I'm talking about

I have both as well, clearly someone out there is more imbalanced then I am...

 

[Ramare]

"Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!"

I don't care if that wasn't exactly from a game, it was still likely parodying them.

Cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

"We may need you to play Twing Twang"
It makes no sense and she does it with a straight face too....so any other weird lines in gaming?

It makes a little more sense in context:
Kai (The small, special needs child) is a small, special needs child. The extent of her special needs means she sees things with a childish outlook, and to her, shooting people with her big-arse bow is a game. A game she calls "Twing-twang"
As it is, it's still ridiculous, but it makes a little more sense than in the demo.

I don't really have anything to put forwards other than Twing-Twang really, considering that's exactly what I thought of when I read the title.
I suppose I could put ahead "You have no chance to survive, make your time" or really any line from Zero Wing.

 

[Tenkage]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

Obviously, you mean....*ahem* "The cake is a lie"...

OT: From the original Resident Evil:
"What was THAT noise".
Honestly, the person who hired those voice actors deserves his money back, period.

OH! And before I forget:

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE"
Gotta love the mad-god.

Wait scratch that, Cheese for no one

Seriously if god had ADHD and Autism, that would be Sheogorath, also I have both so I know what I'm talking about

I have both as well, clearly someone out there is more imbalanced then I am...

You mean in Balance? In any case its nice to know I'm not alone

 

[Tenkage]

"We may need you to play Twing Twang"
It makes no sense and she does it with a straight face too....so any other weird lines in gaming?

It makes a little more sense in context:
Kai (The small, special needs child) is a small, special needs child. The extent of her special needs means she sees things with a childish outlook, and to her, shooting people with her big-arse bow is a game. A game she calls "Twing-twang"
As it is, it's still ridiculous, but it makes a little more sense than in the demo.

I don't really have anything to put forwards other than Twing-Twang really, considering that's exactly what I thought of when I read the title.
I suppose I could put ahead "You have no chance to survive, make your time" or really any line from Zero Wing.

Now it makes sense, but Twing Twang...they could have at least found a better name

 

[AWC Viper]

Everything from postal 2

 

[Tenkage]

Everything from postal 2

Like what?

 

[pejhmon]

"STAND STILL I'M TRYING TO HEAL YOU NOT BLOODY TICKLE YOU!" - Killing Floor

I particularly like, "You're all fur coat no-knickers bitches!"

"Upstairs to bedtime children!" (when you use the "go upstairs" command in Killing Floor)

Also, "Keep your shit tight" - Coach L4D2 (I know that's probably common in South USA but still)

"Well butter my biscuit" - SCV Starcraft 2 (biscuits are not meant to be buttered !!!!!! although they can be made with butter but it's not the same thing)

"YOUR WINNER" - Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (technically just bad english but still)

The first word that comes out of Gordon Freeman's mouth (if he will ever speak)

 

[pejhmon]

That's the 1st time I've seen the video involving more than just "All you base are belong to us". Now there's this one to add to the list;

"You have no chance to survive MAKE YOUR TIME"

 

[Sacman]

That's the 1st time I've seen the video involving more than just "All you base are belong to us". Now there's this one to add to the list;

"You have no chance to survive MAKE YOUR TIME"

What you say!?

 

[Tenkage]

That's the 1st time I've seen the video involving more than just "All you base are belong to us". Now there's this one to add to the list;

"You have no chance to survive MAKE YOUR TIME"

What does that even mean...make more time to survive?

 

[vento 231]

The cake is a lie!!!! I'm sure I've been ninja'd a few times.

 

[ALuckyChance]

Got one that beats all of these:

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."

Props to anybody who gets it.

Fallout 2.

/google.

That is an awesome phrase, and I so want to play the game now.

 

[Tenkage]

Got one that beats all of these:

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."

Props to anybody who gets it.

Fallout 2.

/google.

That line seriously is messed up

 

[AWC Viper]

Everything from postal 2

Like what?

These are some of the gem's you may hear

Spoiler

"Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know."

"Buttsauce!"

"You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!"

"I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames..."

"Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!"

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine."

"Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!"

"You probably think I'm not a nice person..."

"Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill racists equally..."

"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women in the minorities first."

"I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work."

"That one's for your mother!"

"That one's for the Pope!"

"That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!"

"That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!"

"That one's 'cause I can!"

"Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!"