What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?
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Pretty much anything from VTM:B especially anything the Malks say.
Some of my favourites
"we exist because the jellyfish will it so, why else"
"ROWR! I am a mighty thesaurus! Give me your script or I'll bite your head off!"
"I?m not your mom, I?m the creature that evolved out of your mom?
?I came to realise I would never truly reach mastery in prosthetics without knowing what it?s like to have to use one. So decided quite out of the blue actually, to cut off my own arm. My work as you can well imagine has quite improved since then?
"What all suede kittens do... on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me... and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies."
And of course this whole sequence, playing as someone who is batshit crazy is fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyD2ikS9SY&feature=related
Some of my favourites
"we exist because the jellyfish will it so, why else"
"ROWR! I am a mighty thesaurus! Give me your script or I'll bite your head off!"
"I?m not your mom, I?m the creature that evolved out of your mom?
?I came to realise I would never truly reach mastery in prosthetics without knowing what it?s like to have to use one. So decided quite out of the blue actually, to cut off my own arm. My work as you can well imagine has quite improved since then?
"What all suede kittens do... on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me... and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies."
And of course this whole sequence, playing as someone who is batshit crazy is fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyD2ikS9SY&feature=related
Don't forget the awesome:
"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
There's a reason why Psychonauts is so highly acclaimed.
"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious!"
There's a reason why Psychonauts is so highly acclaimed.
Er...I know it was just that he said it for what seemed like no reason at the time.Always A Fez said:
I think that the majority of what GLaDOS says in Portal is just sheer genius. My favourites include anything from the companion cube level, particularly 'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak'
A lot of lines from that game made me want to hear them again, just because they were so odd
A lot of lines from that game made me want to hear them again, just because they were so odd
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Some of the lines in The Witcher that slipped passed the editors notice, even in the platinum edition. Some moments just leave you going 'wut?'
'Fraid not. The one that really threw me was late mid game. I think it was with a quest giver, or possibly with Alvin. It was really mindbogglingly bizarre. A mixture of non-sequiter, illogical sentence structure and irrelevance.
That one was pretty darn good! Lol. I'd forgotten, hee.Xorph said:
Another classic line from Resident Evil: "Now it's Wesker's time to disappear." Wha?? You people SCHEDULE these things? Really?
Then there is the whole, "Jill, as the master of unlocking..." Huh? This girl can't get through a door without a KEY!
"And Jill, you don't have a weapon. Take this." Uh so the pistol wasn't a weapon? Wait, was that a BAZOOKA he just handed her? Oh, and Chris, the guy who CAN unlock doors sometimes gets a razor to hunt zombies with, a SAFETY RAZOR?!? Wow.