What do you want to happen to your corpse?

[Wing Dairu]

I want to be buried in a simple pine box under a tree.

 

[Rattler5150]

Im in a titanium casket, jettisoned out into space, landing on some distant planet

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Rope, rock, borrow a dinghy, drag it out to sea and let go of the rope. It's just a corpse. I won't care. Heck, bury it in a pack of wolves.

I would have my cremated ashes turned into a diamond by LifeGem and placed on a diamond ring for my wife, so that I may be with her always, for what is more eternal than diamond?

It's kind of funny that they turn dead people into diamonds and call them LifeGems and the natural diamonds are more about turning people who have Life into dead people.

Once I'm done with it ... I couldn't care less.

I just don't want people I leave behind spending a bunch of money on a funeral or some bullshit. Have a big party and throw my body into the sea, or something. Or just bury it in a hole so it can decay and feed the earth from which it came (i.e. no embalming, no tomb, no coffin, etc.)

Yes!

They should get a free quote for the funeral they'd like to give me, then get that much money and divide it into three. One part gets put right back to be used for other things later. One part gets given to my favourite charities. The third part gets used to ditch the corpse somewhere and whatever's left is spent on a big party for anyone who gave a ****.

 

[willsham45]

Hung up a tree and left to let nature take its cause. No presurving just hang in a tree, maybe as part of a tress passers will be shot warning sort of thing.

 

[rob_simple]

Stuffed, mounted, posed on my living room couch.

 

[jordan312]

Donate my organs to people, except for my eyes, then i would want my body put into a wood chipper then have by bits scattered all around child play areas all over the country.

 

[HassEsser]

I don't care what happens to my body, but if I had a choice, I get a bunch of scientists to do the calculations, and launch my unprotected body in perfect line Alpha Centauri so I enter orbit with it.

 

[dwharmon]

I would donate my organs, then have my body cremated and the ashes mixed in with a sword during the forging process. Carbon is an essential element in steel anyways.

 

[jakeblues1295]

I'll be bronzed.

 

[Kryzantine]

Probably being buried without a coffin and having a tree planted over my corpse. It's good to know that even my death will breed further life.

 

[Vykrel]

i want to be cremated, and if possible, i would like for my ashes to be placed in a tough, fireproof canister with my personal info and some pictures of me and launched into space. maybe even multiple canisters

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

Cremation sounds romantic but you're ultimately just sat in an urn or scattered, so either you clog up personal space or catch some poor sod in the eye. Burial just takes up more space in the finite lands of Earth, although giving back to the planet is fair game in natures cycle. Donation sounds okay, you save people and you're in nice clean jars rather than a ditch or a pile of ash.

Turned into a diamond just sounds sort of vain, and kind of camp as well. Look at me sparkle guys!

None of this matters to me anyway, I just need my Odinsleep and it's all dandy again.

 

[Neo10101]

I want my body to be cremated and then my ashes to be put into an hourglass. I want to become the embodiment of time itself.

 

[Lord Rothschild]

i want to be cremated and scatered through peak hour trafic on a windy day as my finale fuck you

 

[PatrickXD]

Processed into food and fed to the less fortunate.

What?

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Launch me out of a cannon into the sun.

 

[Zaldin]

Yank out all life-viable organs. And then a viking burial. Because screw this shit. Unless I died of some special/rare/unknown disease, then it's off to science for research!

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Have all my useful bits put to good use, either in someone else or for research. Donate my body to science, or art. Or be buried coffinless somewhere beautiful with a tree planted on top. As long as I'm not pumped full of preservatives and put in a coffin in a concrete grave, I'd be happy.

 

[SD-Fiend]

to be the first subject in the (hopefully pretty much perfected by that time) cloning experiments

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Use what organs you can, use it for medical science and when you are done burn the rest and throw it in the sea.