What game would YOU challenge death to

[Rule Britannia]

Hopefully he doesn't have a 2.00 kdr :/ I'll play black ops against him...my rules....
he HAS to use a ballistic knife, he HAS to use Lightweight Warlord and Marathon, he CANNOT use his primary weapon....
I got this

 

[EcoHulk]

The game of Life.

I think he'd enjoy the irony of it.

I like that one.

I would challenge death to Twister, always been the game I'm best at.

 

[Mr Box]

I'd get all my friends over for a game of Diplomacy. It's a board game similar to Risk but the only way to win is if you form alliances with other players, we would all team up against death.

 

[FrasierCrane]

The old I.C.E. Middle-Earth CCG. He probably hasn't played it, and it's just a really tough game to pick up.

 

[trebthegamer]

4 letters
qwop

 

[SenorNemo]

IL-2 Sturmovik on full realism. I'm a god when behind the controls of a WWII fighter.

What would you fly in? 109 G6? Spitfire IX? I-16, like a boss?

Pssssh, keep your trinkets! I'd fly my trusty P-51D, or failing that, if we were being a bit more exotic, I'd go for my beloved Pfeil.

Yeah, the P-51D is great, it has long range, and...umm...err...good...visibility? And the P is silent in Pfeil, you know.

Jk, they're both pretty awesome planes. I'll keep my Spitfire though.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I'd play 52 pick up with him. While it's his turn I'd make a break for it!

 

[kickyourass]

Beer pong, but only with really, REALLY good beer, if I'm gonna die I might as well die drunk.

 

[Erisnas]

Tic tac toe, always tie, repeat for infinite life or until you get bored.

 

[personion]

I think the comic suits the discussion pretty well: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ultimate_game.png

 

[Harkonnen64]

I'd challenge him to Big Rigs: 18 Wheels of Thunder. I'd reverse behind the finish line, then pass it.

You're Winner!

 

[GaltarDude1138]

Whoever can collect all the flags in Assassin's Creed 1 the fastest wins.

And cheatsheets are allowed. Guess I should give him a chance...

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Puzzle Fighter or Call of Duty. I'll wreck face on either one *hopefully*.

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

Step 1: Challenge death to a SC: Broodwar LAN match. Step 2: Wait for him to connect to the game and pull the power cable from his computer. Step 3: Drop Death from the game for insta-win. Step 4: Profit!

 

[Raesvelg]

Master of Orion II.

Death is screwed.

 

[JKain]

Drinking-Game of Vodka till 1 goes down!
for fairness he shall copy my human-physique
(dont know if he could even get drunk otherwise- and for a guy being 1,90m - weighing below 70kilos i think i can take quite a lot)

losing i wouldn't want to wake up again anyhow (same thing with winning probably...but best not to think ahead)
and at least he might loosen up in the process and tell some funny death-stories
...or even a chance of a blackout so death forgets what the hell he even came by for

in any case i think that might be the most realistic reaction from me-
"so i'm basically dead but i can challenge you for my life risking my soul and as a result eternal hell's awaiting me?....................................................................................................................................................................i need a drink!"

 

[YonderTunic]

I suppose my best bet would be either a quick game of Brawl or Guitar Hero 3. Preferably My Curse.

 

[C.O.C]

I'd challenge him to an ancient and tradtional drinking game called "Whoever goes pee pee first loses." he's a skeleton that's gonna go right through him.

 

[BonGookKumBop]

Does anyone here read Order of the Stick? They had a fun take on this where a female challenged a skeletal death to a wet t-shirt competition. Sadly, that wouldn't work for me. I think I'd just let death take me. Although I would never hurry towards death, it has always intrigued me.

 

[xXHaytonLloyd23Xx]

silly man, the only game you can challenge death to is limbo...and then you use your hamster to win the game