What has the last game you played taught you?

[Twad]

Crysis, running into the back of a car, currently heading forward, kills you instantly.

(last time i played it)
When some guy in power armor runs up to your squad, grap you buddy and flings him in the air.. dont run in circle.. shoot the dude in armor.

(MC)
There is few things as funny as clearing a whole mountain with tons of (legitimately crafted) dynamite just because it made your castle look smaller.
Also, there is no such thing as "enough torches", and there is always a creeper creeping around. Always.

 

[[Gavo]]

Bad Company 2: When in doubt, mortar.

 

[ABLb0y]

Splatterhouse: if someone kidnaps your girlfriend, stabs you, and a magical mask tells you to put it on, for god's sake, put it on!

 

[Gitty101]

Dragon Age taught me that the only person you can truly rely on in the end, is your dog ^^

 

[Trolldor]

Operation Flashpoint - An enemy can shoot you through thick layers of forest, but they can't see you standing on top of a hill in broad daylight.

 

[Numachuka]

Just Cause 2:

Every car is a lot less likely to explode as long as you are still in it.

 

[holy_secret]

Heavy Rain taught me that true love is not taking a bullet for someone, but how much pain you can withstand for the sake of the one you love.

 

[Popadoo]

Demon's Souls:
Just because there's a camera floating behind your head several feet in the air, not every enemy is going to say 'Fuck it!' and let you win.

 

[alimination602]

Frontlines Fuel of War- Even close to the end of civilisation the East and the West would rather throw soldiers at eachother and blow stuff up over a few drops of resources than work together despite the fact they would probably use up just as much resources and equipment in the fighting!

 

[TPiddy]

That playing Halo: Reach LASO style is for the truly masochistic.

 

[cptawesome]

Angry Birds taught me that all pigs are arrogant little bastards that deserve to be blown up, crushed, or beaten with bird, especially when the pigs you failed to murder smile at you because you lost. DIE FAT-ASSES!

 

[Lionsfan1986]

Dead Rising 2

Zombies are baaaaaaaad!!

 

[Nannernade]

Saints Row 2: Eating a double fried jelly donut makes all of your bullet wounds disappear.

 

[shoot and hope]

Never flip a car if you live in GTA world.

 

[RA92]

Ace Combat 3 Electrosphere.

When modern arcade flight sims don't let you shoot down ultra-high altitude cargo planes in the stratosphere with your unmanned stratofighter RF-12A2 Blackbird MkII which is launched via detachable ramjets off what suspiciously looks like a railgun... then there is something wrong with modern arcade flight sims.

 

[Trolldor]

Solitaire -

It's always the other jack.

 

[ziggy161]

The last game I played was Shadow of the Colossus, and it taught me that no game will ever be this awesome ever again ;_;

 

[orangecharger]

COD4 - reminded me why it took me so long to get around to playing it. Glad it didn't take long to finish.

 

[nomadic_chad]

I learned that if you kill someone or somthing, there will usually only be one or two things on them that you can take, even if they were wearing a full suit of armor and carrying a bitchin' weapon. Everything else must've been damaged or stubbornly held onto by the corpse.

*from every RPG and MMORPG that I've ever played.