What has the last game you played taught you?

[AudienceOfOne1]

Dead rising 2:

Gems + flashlight = light sabre.

 

[Burningsok]

RDR: Undead Nightmare.

Be calm and polite even during the apocalypse, it might save your life.

 

[Burningsok]

Dead rising 2:

Gems + flashlight = light sabre.

hell yeah!!

"just like mom use to make." ^_^

 

[Nixzilla]

Minecraft - I have major OCD

 

[AvsJoe]

NHL 10.

Do not skate with your head down into the trolley tracks. A 7 to 8 week injury may occur.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Red Dead Redemption taught em that everyone is either about to join your posse or (the far more likely option) out for your blood.

 

[Shycte]

League of Legends

Around Jax

Never Relax

 

[Marsell]

Minecraft.
There needs to be fire arrows

 

[Crispee]

Minecraft, taught me the fruits of hard work and committing to something you believe in, quite a good life lesson.

 

[OniYouji]

Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

Grinding is tedious, and the Mirage Arena is hard.

 

[bossdirge]

Gran Turismo 5 taught me that probably every game until I die will have some kind of useless arbitrary level grinding in it.

 

[Sheaphard117]

Battlefield Bad Comp2

If your in the gunner seat of a blackhawk, the pilot WILL jump out at the first chance.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Black Ops: I will be next to useless in a war unless I have more ammo than anyone else and all of my targets are roughly the size of a barn. specifically the broad side of said barn.

 

[SoranMBane]

Dead Space 2: Never trust anyone who suggests that sticking a needle in your eye might be a good idea.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

L4D2 taught me if I leave a team member behind, they will most certainly die fast

 

[Spawny0908]

There are plenty of things I've learned from playing TF2.

- Sandwiches heal bullet wounds
- Wearing the severed head of a bunny as a hat isn't weird at all and makes u appear very wealthy
- U can repair machines by hitting them repeatedly with a wrench
- Knifes made of steel don't make u bleed, but knifes made of wood do

Also if you happen to bump into an invisible force SHOOT IT!!!

OT: If humans ever move out into space in my lifetime, to keep my ass on fucking Earth!!!
*Dead Space 2*

And that the spell Second Chance doesn't help you when the fucking monster throws you off a cliff!

*Demon's Souls*

 

[Denamic]

Magicka.
Your friends will kill you and steal your shit.

 

[Dango]

Metro 2033 taught me to never judge people too quickly, how war is a terrible waste of time and life, and that all parts of human nature, good or bad are always present, even after the apocalypse.

Definitely more than what most games can teach you.

 

[Spawny0908]

Black Ops: I will be next to useless in a war unless I have more ammo than anyone else and all of my targets are roughly the size of a barn. specifically the broad side of said barn.

xD have bad aim? it might not be you. I have pretty good aim (in games) but I have trouble in Black Ops myself. Lots of recoil in that game...

 

[Rachel317]

You don't fuck with witches. If you do they will headshot you with lipstick or punch you into the sun. You get a cookie if you know which game.

Favourite. Game. EVAR. That game taught me that those legs ARE possible
And that lollipops really ARE good for you! And that women can run forever in heels. Gah, too many valuable life lessons to list!

OT: Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. If someone messes with you, you are well within your rights to attempt to BRUTALLY MURDER THEM if you deem it the appropriate form of action to take.
Also, fat people will always lose out on getting the girl to the tall, handsome, muscled up anti-hero/loner and will then attempt to kill said loner without remorse or guilt.
Also, it is possible to walk alog the wings of a plane without any fear of being blown off when the plane is in the air, doing god knows what speed. In fact, you don't even have to worry about getting sucked into the propellers. Because you won't be! Hurray.