What if Pokemon were real?

[conceptual]

It would certainly give new urgency to mowing your lawn.

Edit: come to think of it, that would be an awesome item in the next pokemon game. "lawnmower, no random encounters in tall grass."

 

[Yokai]

We'd have a strange, brutal society in which pre-adolescent children were sent out into the world to try and tame all manner of strange, vicious monsters. Then, perchance they survived, these children would force their new pets to fight to the death in blood-spattered gladiatorial tournaments. Think about that.
(I'm using real-world logic here, not anime logic!)

 

[Sevre]

If they were real,I'd never top stacking Berries.

 

[TAGM]

It would kind of all be fucked by the fact that the pokeballs would probably cost around $200 a piece.
It would probably be some sort of super-hunting for the rich and famous, and the only way it could effect us is we'd have to bring shears to cut any long grass whenever we went out. The furries would be fucked, because bestiality involving pokemon would be made illegal, and they're probably be some mad scientist that tried to clone them and made some sort of mutation between a mudkip and a seaking. We'd start making battery moomoos, only to be fucked over by the 40 ratatas runing around in the barn. Food as we know it may well colapse, leving us starved and unable to prevent the upcoming poke-pocolipce.

... At least reality TV would be a bit more interesting, though.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I would let Rayquaza out to destroy you all. Mwuhahaha!

 

[gamegod25]

I think I'd kill myself.

 

[ArKadian47]

If you fuck with a real pokemon,you DIE. There is no legality involved.

 

[Argentavis]

"What if Pokemon were real?"
Total human extinction in two weeks. A month if we actually decide to fight back.
Having "animals" controlling minds, the elements and who knows what else? That's a no-no.
Hell, part of their collective name is "monster". And what happens with monsters? They don't like humans.

 

[Sevre]

Argentavis is right, what do we have in our weapons hold that can take down a Pokemon invasion?

EDIT: "good english"

 

[Iskenator67]

On one hand, due to water and electric types, our energy and resources problems would be solved.

I'd use them to murder everybody I hate. Then team up with a squad of others in hopes of world domination. Of course if the anime is to be believed, doing that would shoot to hell my chances of getting a Ho-Oh; so maybe not.

And if they did exist, would they be genetically made or would they be something that appeared out of the blue after hiding for hundreds of years? An alternate explanation is that they could come from another planet.

I'm reading to deep into a fantasy.

On the show they never use any weapons beyond some bombs from what I watched so a few nukes here and there and the war would end pretty fast.

 

[JohnSmith]

We would all drown in the foolishness engendered by their existence

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Well hunting would be very interesting and there would be no more of the "helpless animal" crap I mean miss one shot at like a dodrio and your fucked

Lmao

 

[hannahdonno]

They would look disgusting... Charizard all scaly- EW.

And just imaginethe mess Muk would leave, that just gross.

 

[Mask of 1000 Faces]

Simple, I would catch them all.

Then I would take Mew and parade around getting women to follow me with the promise of allowing them to pet it. Because Mew is adorable.

And I would make "I heard you like Mudkips" jokes all day long, WITH my mudkip.

 

[Shadow Law]

What if god was one of us?.....anyway animal activist would be having a shit fit if we treated them like in the cartoon.

 

[SnowCold]

Hunting. And I don't mean to capture.


'Be vewwy vewwy quiet...'

'... I'm huwnting wudkips!...'

 

[Dudemeister]

This is the reason I'm not allowed within 200 feet of the local dog shelter any more.

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

man, i WISH pokemon were real
i bet they're delicious

 

[Ifeno]

if pokemon wher real id break into a laboratory steal myself a charmander and leave my family for ever to bekome a pokemon master...oh nd id bring my friends...nd wed only wear 1 pair of clothes....always.......AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!