What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

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"The nerfed my AP ratios to make my physical build less powerful... WTF?.. FML."

-Fourspinningblades

 

[Solo-Wing]

Spoiler: All the ones that made me LOL

"Today, I was going to fire missles loaded with a biological virus into the atmosphere, but then I got hit out of a plane into a volcano by my old teammate and his new girlfriend. And just when I try to climb out of the lava, they fire rockets into my face. FML"

-CompleteGlobalSaturation09

I saved Hyrule and now I have to go back to being a kid without having a reward night with Princess Zelda. FML

-FairyHater

"Today, me and my mates wanted to eat some brains. Guess what: Some freakin' plants beat us up. Seriously, wtf? FML"
--brainsmasher666

"I must construct additional Pylons... again FML"
-ProtossCMDR451

Gordon still won't talk to me. FML

AVance2234

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Creepers. FML

ProMiner

"Great, I'm stuck in this blue maze full of these yellow balls and I'm being chased by ghosts. FML."

WakkaWakka256

So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussiness. Enjoying the whole city I have for myself, long away from society, when some fuckwad suddenly arrives and starts fucking up everything here. I mean, the city is finally empty, say for a few citizens, but they're batshit crazy anyways. I thought that it shouldn't be too much of a problem getting rid of him, but then Atlas starts accompanying him, and they have plans about killing me, FML.

-AndyTheKing

Got delayed again...FML

BabeSlapper

"I used to be part of an elite unit but it turns out those memories weren't my own and my life was a lie. FML."

-Spikyblondehairdude

"So I've spent all this time hanging out with this girl, being a great companion and helping her around the lab. Then she goes and throws me into the incinerator! I thought this one would be different... FML

LoNeLyCuBe99

"Fucking police made me pick up that can. Abuse of power much? FML."
-Glasses'n'Crowbar

 

[Megacherv]

One of my friends is in jail for murder-AGAIN. First, she was accused of killing her own sister(who does that!?!), and now, she' accused of killing a prominent doctor! Whatever happened to double jeopardy!?! And of course, I have to defend her in court! AGAIN! FML Up the A.

-TheWrightMan4theJob

Ha, I was trying to think of an Ace Attorney one as well...

"Just heard that my dad's 40-year streak has been broken by a rookie, and now he's been convicted for murder with the help of my adopted brother. FML"

KarmaIsABitch

 

[Redford Blade]

"Today, my girlfriend found out that I am related to the king and is now trying to make me king. I don't want to be king... FML!!"
-SwoopingIsBad

"Today, I was minding my own business, playing in some tall grass when some punk kid stuffed me into a small ball and now I have to fight my friends for him. FML"
-PissedOffPika

"Today, my son was kidnapped and I have to cut off my finger to prove that I'm a good father... FML"
-MustSaveNotJason

 

[gunningyoudown]

"600 kill streak and then stabbed some dude"
-EveryFPSever

 

[SeriousIssues]

"Haggard decided it'd be funny to shove a pebble into my assault rifle. I got a 2 inch shard of shrapnel embedded in my glasses as well as my helmet blown off in an active battlefield. No ammount of adrenaline needles can heal this pain. FML"

-bCompSweetwatr

 

[Boom129]

Just found out that I got my ass vaporised out of nowhere two whole years ago, FML

 

[SpaceCop]

"So apparently I killed my wife. FML."

-pyramidssuck2

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

Today I interviewed the man that's supposed to put humanity on the map. He punched me in the face when I asked about his ship. FML
KhalisahDaBeasta

 

[Valthek]

"Got turned into a vampire in Los Angeles today, everyone is being a douche,telling me to pick up their ancient sarcophagus. FML"

-Power2themasquerade

Vampire: The Masquerade
Loved that game!!!

"Got turned into a vampire. Now I can't tell the difference between truth and fantasy.FML"

- MalkavianFledgeling

Spoiler

Finally found the sarcophagus for the Prince. Guess what? it's full of dynamite with only 3... 2... 1... FML!

- Prince's Favorite -

 

[FoolKiller]

I try to help her and offer her some tasty treats. All I asked for was some help running a couple of experiments and then she attacked me and tried to destroy me. FML

AnonymousDiskOperatingSystem

 

[Grabnaur]

Parents traveling over seas so I'm staying with my cousin and uncle. Some gas station attendant tries touching my hand....weird. Get to there home felt sick so I went to bed. Start school the next day say some guy fall in a trash can LOL. After school 2 fine girls introduce themselves then the guy who fell in the trash looking nervous can returns a dvd he borrowed from one of them she looks in it and it's broken she then kicks him in the nuts LOL again. We leave school and then some guy from another school with (I kid you not) big anime eyes trys to ask out the other girl I met she declines and we head home on the way we walk past a crime scene apparently some got killed and hung on a tv antena. All in all I think Inaba is going to be interesting.FML
Izanagi's twin

I totally boned a quarian last night and she survived.FML
The galaxies's Shepard

Saved a little girl now she thinks I'm her mom could this day get any worse.FML
The umbran sex goddess

Going to kill Dracula like my forefathers before.FML
Holywhip1848

Wife dead, son trying to kill me, dad still a dick, new Iron fist tournament starting same old routine.FML
Devilpimp45

Annoyed statement: Stuck on the ship with meatbags.FML
True assassin droid47

Me and chef are still trying to liberate the world from cyborgs also I think my sister is alive.FML
Undead dishwasher

 

[IrishBandit]

Saw my buddy get impaled by a giant crab tripod..thing. Fled to the forest after the huge alien tower blew up, and now some jerkass is holding up the gun lesson. FML.
-DownwCombine341

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

"So a while ago a blue ninja killed me, but some creepy wizard brought me back to life to get revenge. Of course I did, and now I find out that the blue ninja's still alive!? FML."

-GETOVERHERE43

 

[Solo-Wing]

So a couple weeks ago the girl I love was killed by the people in my village. I stole the holy sword, took her corpse, and traveled for days on end to a place called "The Forbidden Land" where I heard a special ritual can be done to bring the dead to life. Unfortunately the ritual includes being bossed around by this invisible god like being named Domin and killing sixteen monsters the size of mountains with nothing but the sword and my bow. After many days I managed to kill the last "Colossus"... Only to find out that Domin lied to me, and possessed my body. Luckily my Village elder showed up and killed me... FML.

- Wanderer

 

[Thundero13]

"Zombies tried to get in my house today, then my neighbor came over and we played bowling FML"

Mr.Botano34

"Still CRAAAAAAAZZYYYYYY! FML"

CDave126

 

[Colinmac93]

"Today, I found out that my order of telling someone to do a barrell roll has made me a laughing stock. FML."
-StarPepper

 

[Innegativeion]

"Finished my castle yesterday. Had to dig at least three stairwells to the center of the earth to gather the stone to finish it too. It was a nice night out, so I decided to rig up my bed on the highest to sleep beneath the stars. After burning out the torch, I'm laying there for like 5 minutes when this depressed green thing runs up to me and BAM. No more balcony. FML"

-Blockman23412

 

[MetalMantheRevenge]

Just glitched and got my head knocked off by Johnny Cage,FOR TWO HOURS. FML

-ToastyMan666

 

[Dfskelleton]

"Lol, just blew up hell using my fists. Also, someone left a chainsaw on mars. FML"
-DoomMan66
"BAAAGAHARBARLBAAARBLAAARGH! FML"
-BabyNecro45
"It's dark in here. I'm afraid of the dark! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!? FML."
-BrennenburgBoyTDD