What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
- Thread starter Misho-
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"So I go trough all this training, get myself a second profession and all. I head for the academy, pass the test. Yay, graduated, get to meet the prince. Awesome. Fight a bunch of monsters, kill their boss, yay!
look out a ledge... and you guessed it.. THE ENTIRE EFFING COUNTRYSIDE IS ON FIRE!
...
2 years later
more beasts, countryside is still a mess and now I gotta go fix it...
FML"
- NotAGuildWarsCharacter -
Alternatively
"Guy who's supposed to lead me to where I need to be to save the world managed to get his face stuck in a wall. He won't move...
FML"
- AnyOblivionCharacter -
Edit: just thought of another one
"So me n 4 friends just graduated from the wizards academy. Sweet, right. So we head off to help the king defeat an orc invasion. Vlad (who's totally not a vampire) is helping us, so we should be fine. Lots of fighting and magic and we find out the orc boss isn't the leader. Sorta expected, but w/e Vlad tells us to go after the mastermind.
We fight out way to him and totally own his ass by spamming lightning bolts. Like 4 real, 8 of them TO THE FACE. Vlad ports in and tells us that we can't win (then WHAT were we doing?)
sends us back in time. Gotta do it all again...
FML!"
- RedRobedWizard -
look out a ledge... and you guessed it.. THE ENTIRE EFFING COUNTRYSIDE IS ON FIRE!
...
2 years later
more beasts, countryside is still a mess and now I gotta go fix it...
FML"
- NotAGuildWarsCharacter -
Alternatively
"Guy who's supposed to lead me to where I need to be to save the world managed to get his face stuck in a wall. He won't move...
FML"
- AnyOblivionCharacter -
Edit: just thought of another one
"So me n 4 friends just graduated from the wizards academy. Sweet, right. So we head off to help the king defeat an orc invasion. Vlad (who's totally not a vampire) is helping us, so we should be fine. Lots of fighting and magic and we find out the orc boss isn't the leader. Sorta expected, but w/e Vlad tells us to go after the mastermind.
We fight out way to him and totally own his ass by spamming lightning bolts. Like 4 real, 8 of them TO THE FACE. Vlad ports in and tells us that we can't win (then WHAT were we doing?)
sends us back in time. Gotta do it all again...
FML!"
- RedRobedWizard -
So I'm settling the mage vs templar dispute, then Anders blows up the Chantry...FML
-Mike Hawke
-Mike Hawke
"well today i just fought a crap ton of monsters blasting them with magic...fought some demon thing and not even get any thanks...FML."
-Dorris,Summoner
"I just shot up an entire enemy squad,blew up a tank, had to jump out of a plane ,and now im stuck behind the enemy spawn point...FML"
-Men of war SMG trooper
(did i even do this right?) (i never even heard of FML)
-Dorris,Summoner
"I just shot up an entire enemy squad,blew up a tank, had to jump out of a plane ,and now im stuck behind the enemy spawn point...FML"
-Men of war SMG trooper
(did i even do this right?) (i never even heard of FML)
Great. Just great. I go to sleep for 100 years, and THIS is what happens. Nippon is in chaos, demons are everywhere, there's a gods-damned eight-headed dragon terrorizing this village, and all I have to defend myself is a mirror, a paintbrush, my godly powers, and an annoying green bug thing that would hump a chair if it had a decent pair of melons! Also, how am I typing this with paws? FML.
-Okammy
-Okammy
Ohhh, bring it! xDVeret said:
Today, I finally took the Championship title I've been training for. Had my pal place a bet and split the winnings with me, had the whole team cheering, even got my own snazzy nickname. But there's just. One. Catch.
The fan
via lolkhajiits.cyrdl
__________
Today, my boss insisted we drop everything and head straight to a gift shop miles away. She made me drive and I don't even want to get into how long the trip was... Plus, all that time I've got this Sat-Nav wannabe yapping in my ear.
Why?
Her fish died. Again. FML.
-soSerious?
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Today, I came back to life. I know what you're thinking, 'pretty sweet', right? Wrong. I'm supposed to go take care of the same ass who killed me in the first place. And the worst part? While he's just as strong as ever, I've forgotten everything. I can just about turn night to day, but that's it. What am I gonna do? Give him sunburn? FML.
-TryTypingWithoutThumbs
Just finished putting the last wood block on my fort to protect me from all these damn zombies and spiders. I woke up this morning, walked out the door, and something took out an entire wall of my house! Last thing I heard before I lost consciousness was a hissing sound. Gotta go punch more trees now. FML
ALonelyDigger34
ALonelyDigger34
"So I just woke up from about a decade long coma, during which I could still move around and had to be the servant of a creepy old man. I come out of the comma sit in my 15 year old body. I have an annoying little kid that won't stop hitting on me. And to top it all off I find out my sister was molested and killed by a creepy blue haired ass hole. FML"
-Resolute Infliction
-Resolute Infliction
I was thinking about getting groceries, when this giant exclamation mark appeared over my head! I can't get rid of it and now random heavily-armed people are walking up to me asking for a reward. FML.
MrNondescript
MrNondescript
One of my friends is in jail for murder-AGAIN. First, she was accused of killing her own sister(who does that!?!), and now, she' accused of killing a prominent doctor! Whatever happened to double jeopardy!?! And of course, I have to defend her in court! AGAIN! FML Up the A.
-TheWrightMan4theJob
-TheWrightMan4theJob
"Everyone just turned into a coffin and the power broke...FML."
-SEEStudent
"Just got dropped into forest, got thrown off bridge by mentor and nearly nuked. FML."
-SnakeInMyPants
"Almost lost my childhood friend to some weird angel dudes, g2g her soul back. FML."
-RedDwarf
-SEEStudent
"Just got dropped into forest, got thrown off bridge by mentor and nearly nuked. FML."
-SnakeInMyPants
"Almost lost my childhood friend to some weird angel dudes, g2g her soul back. FML."
-RedDwarf