What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
- Thread starter Misho-
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Today I interviewed the man that's supposed to put humanity on the map. He punched me in the face when I asked about his ship. FML
KhalisahDaBeasta
KhalisahDaBeasta
Vampire: The MasqueradePurplecoyote said:
Loved that game!!!
"Got turned into a vampire. Now I can't tell the difference between truth and fantasy.FML"
- MalkavianFledgeling
Finally found the sarcophagus for the Prince. Guess what? it's full of dynamite with only 3... 2... 1... FML!
- Prince's Favorite -
I try to help her and offer her some tasty treats. All I asked for was some help running a couple of experiments and then she attacked me and tried to destroy me. FML
AnonymousDiskOperatingSystem
AnonymousDiskOperatingSystem
Parents traveling over seas so I'm staying with my cousin and uncle. Some gas station attendant tries touching my hand....weird. Get to there home felt sick so I went to bed. Start school the next day say some guy fall in a trash can LOL. After school 2 fine girls introduce themselves then the guy who fell in the trash looking nervous can returns a dvd he borrowed from one of them she looks in it and it's broken she then kicks him in the nuts LOL again. We leave school and then some guy from another school with (I kid you not) big anime eyes trys to ask out the other girl I met she declines and we head home on the way we walk past a crime scene apparently some got killed and hung on a tv antena. All in all I think Inaba is going to be interesting.FML
Izanagi's twin
I totally boned a quarian last night and she survived.FML
The galaxies's Shepard
Saved a little girl now she thinks I'm her mom could this day get any worse.FML
The umbran sex goddess
Going to kill Dracula like my forefathers before.FML
Holywhip1848
Wife dead, son trying to kill me, dad still a dick, new Iron fist tournament starting same old routine.FML
Devilpimp45
Annoyed statement: Stuck on the ship with meatbags.FML
True assassin droid47
Me and chef are still trying to liberate the world from cyborgs also I think my sister is alive.FML
Undead dishwasher
Izanagi's twin
I totally boned a quarian last night and she survived.FML
The galaxies's Shepard
Saved a little girl now she thinks I'm her mom could this day get any worse.FML
The umbran sex goddess
Going to kill Dracula like my forefathers before.FML
Holywhip1848
Wife dead, son trying to kill me, dad still a dick, new Iron fist tournament starting same old routine.FML
Devilpimp45
Annoyed statement: Stuck on the ship with meatbags.FML
True assassin droid47
Me and chef are still trying to liberate the world from cyborgs also I think my sister is alive.FML
Undead dishwasher
Saw my buddy get impaled by a giant crab tripod..thing. Fled to the forest after the huge alien tower blew up, and now some jerkass is holding up the gun lesson. FML.
-DownwCombine341
-DownwCombine341
"So a while ago a blue ninja killed me, but some creepy wizard brought me back to life to get revenge. Of course I did, and now I find out that the blue ninja's still alive!? FML."
-GETOVERHERE43
-GETOVERHERE43
So a couple weeks ago the girl I love was killed by the people in my village. I stole the holy sword, took her corpse, and traveled for days on end to a place called "The Forbidden Land" where I heard a special ritual can be done to bring the dead to life. Unfortunately the ritual includes being bossed around by this invisible god like being named Domin and killing sixteen monsters the size of mountains with nothing but the sword and my bow. After many days I managed to kill the last "Colossus"... Only to find out that Domin lied to me, and possessed my body. Luckily my Village elder showed up and killed me... FML.
- Wanderer
- Wanderer
"Zombies tried to get in my house today, then my neighbor came over and we played bowling FML"
Mr.Botano34
"Still CRAAAAAAAZZYYYYYY! FML"
CDave126
Mr.Botano34
"Still CRAAAAAAAZZYYYYYY! FML"
CDave126
"Today, I found out that my order of telling someone to do a barrell roll has made me a laughing stock. FML."
-StarPepper
-StarPepper
"Finished my castle yesterday. Had to dig at least three stairwells to the center of the earth to gather the stone to finish it too. It was a nice night out, so I decided to rig up my bed on the highest to sleep beneath the stars. After burning out the torch, I'm laying there for like 5 minutes when this depressed green thing runs up to me and BAM. No more balcony. FML"
-Blockman23412
-Blockman23412
"Lol, just blew up hell using my fists. Also, someone left a chainsaw on mars. FML"
-DoomMan66
"BAAAGAHARBARLBAAARBLAAARGH! FML"
-BabyNecro45
"It's dark in here. I'm afraid of the dark! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!? FML."
-BrennenburgBoyTDD
-DoomMan66
"BAAAGAHARBARLBAAARBLAAARGH! FML"
-BabyNecro45
"It's dark in here. I'm afraid of the dark! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!? FML."
-BrennenburgBoyTDD
I like this one. Nice and snappy.Megacherv said:
I was hoping to be nice and original in doing a Vampire: The Masquerade one. No such luck. Anyway, here goes:Valthek said:
"Having to run around town doing jobs for a slutty vampire and her bitchy twin sister. FMuL."
"Just bit into a hobo and now I'm throwing up. FMuL."
"Stuck in a sewer fighting heads with legs. FMuL"
"Still stuck in a sewer."
"Still stuck in the same sewer."
"Trapped in an observatory with a Werewolf trying to kill me. FMuL."
FMuL being Fuck My unLife, of course.
"Just bit into a hobo and now I'm throwing up. FMuL."
"Stuck in a sewer fighting heads with legs. FMuL"
"Still stuck in a sewer."
"Still stuck in the same sewer."
"Trapped in an observatory with a Werewolf trying to kill me. FMuL."
FMuL being Fuck My unLife, of course.
Just saved the world. Again. I just lost one of the only friends I've ever had, lost my spartan family years ago, and now I'm in half a space ship several miles above the surface of something that looks like a small mechanical planet. It's probably some forerunner artifact that's been overrun by flood. Here's hoping the armory is on this half of the space ship, and that this time, I still don't hit something as stubborn as me.
-MasterChief
obviously
-MasterChief
obviously
Some fat plumber jumped and smashed me into the ground, which caused me to stay in the hospital for 3 months, and now I can't pay the bills because Mr.Bowser doesn't believe in paid vactions or paying at all (for that matter). Worst part about it is the plumber stompped all 489 of my cousins too. Sigh, FML
1stOneStompped
Some punk with a backwards cap shoved me into an incredibly small ball, that's about 1/15th my size and if having all of my bones crushed wasn't bad enough. The punk wants me fight my fellow animals, like I'm his personal gladiator. FML
EvryPkmnEvar150
1stOneStompped
Some punk with a backwards cap shoved me into an incredibly small ball, that's about 1/15th my size and if having all of my bones crushed wasn't bad enough. The punk wants me fight my fellow animals, like I'm his personal gladiator. FML
EvryPkmnEvar150
