What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

Speedwagon

Speedwagon

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"Caught all 151 types of monsters in my region, just found out that there are four more continents to go to and 498 more to capture. FML"

-PocketMaster99
 
Akalistos

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I just manage to pass the police academy exam, got recruited right aways. I pack my stuff, put on my uniform, get thing ready and move... only to find that the town is overrunning with Zombies. I lost my all my clothes when I was forced to change car. Had to fight all night and even got myself shot in the shoulder. I manage to escape before the town was nuked (so I'm probably irradiated, Geeezzz! THANK guys). How can I explain that to insurance company? FML!

- Lion_Cop79
 
adamthecg

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So me and some friends decided to go for a walk right? and all of a sudden we're in this giant puzzle! my friends are just walking forward, they dont stop! one of them jumped of a cliff, another went into a SPINNING BLADE!

the worst part is, i cant seem to stop walking either!FML

-lemming10
 
Akalistos

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SageSays said:
Woke up in a strange bed with a blinding headache. A strange man said that I had been shot in the head and that he had saved my life, but was concerned about whether my brain might be scrambled. Since he was happy to pay me for things that were lying around his house I figured he wasn't much of an authority and I soon convinced him to let me leave. Everyone is telling me that the person who shot me went north and I should go after them. I'm thinking that being shot in the head has knocked some sense into me. FML. I'm heading south.

LoneWanderingAway
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LOL

Got thrown out of my own home by pricks today. See, they needed some computer chip for recycling our water supply but instead of sending a security officer, or the biggest dude around they send me. WHY???? I never had any training and I never held a gun in my life. FML

Edit 1: Manage to find the chip after I fought giant scorpions, raiders, zombie like creature and what look like Orcs. They decide to sent me deal with the Orcs because they are afraid they'll find a place that only me and my friend can find. They then close the door in my face. FML

Edit 2: Got rid of the Orc. I managed to destroy a Computer-brainy-thing and my friend died during the fight. I'm a mess but manage to get back home only for them to tell that I'm no longer welcome. See, they decided that since I left doing what they wanted, I became a risk to them all. Somehow, me being outside for 5 week may have turn me into a sociopath. ARRGGGHHH! I think I empty my assault riffle on the door that day. FML with a passion.

Edit 3: After a few days, some of the Vault decided to follow me. Now, I'm in an hostile territory with a few dozen nitwits that I need to babysit. FML

-Lazydude 101
 
Pyroguekenesis

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PowCoJG said:
Made a raft in the arctic, then it sank. Then I fought a giant lobster and got the Horn of Ill Omen, while underwater. Gave it to a homeless guy on a beach. He turned into the orc that tried to kill me earlier this week. Now I'm in a city full of psycho Dark Elves. FML.

Erudite Abrahamstah

(seriously, I wanna see if anyone gets this :p)
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Holy crap! Champions of Norrath? Geezes, I havent touched that game in like 2 years...
 
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g_hughes

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So many criminal scum, that just won't stop right there. They don't respect my authorty. FML
ImpGuard45
 
Sir_Auron_the_Badass

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Today I helped a seemingly nice lady pass a difficult test... only for her to dump me in an incinerator at the end of it! To top it all off, I just learned my dear friend Cake never existed... FML

Cubus-Companicus
 
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Slipperyjim8

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Im bullet proof, incredibly strong, super fast, invisible pwning some Koreans.. oh look aliens FML

NanoDude.
 
Dash-X

Dash-X

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Aug 17, 2009
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"My best friend's in town today. You know what that means... 'Gotta fight in another freakin' tournament. Why can't we just go out and have a beer like normal people? FML."

-MrMastersEnacted
 
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DrPepper42

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"All I wanted to do was some theoretical physics. Now there's aliens all over the goddamn place. FML."

-GlassesAndCrowbar
 
Dash-X

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"A few days ago, I was struck by lighnting from a Kirin's butt. Yesterday, I caught a Rathalos Tail to the face. Today, I was set ablaze by Teostra. Insurance won't cover it, and my boss has been telling me that my first check is on the way... For the last seven months. FML... Nya!"

-Felyne4Hire
 
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Mar451

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Today,got mauled by a cougar, grizzly bear, and shot to hell and back by people who used to be my best friends. Managed to walk it of though till my horse ran into a puddle and we both died. FML

NoIdon'tknowHeathLedgar.
 
Haxxle

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"We arrived at the hotel then the helicopter left us for dead. FML"

~Left 4 Dead 2
 
Mechsoap

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''Went to deliver a package to get money for that sweet pair of trousers I saw, got shot in the head. FML''

Courrier4life
 
Amarok

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Post 1 Nov 13th 1997
New 'n Tasty is made of us! FML
~WorkerOfTheYear97

Post 2 Nov 14th 1997
Escaped certain death last night. Then fell off a FUCKING cliff. FML
~WorkerOfTheYear97

Post 3 Nov 15th 1997
Hey guys, new account. Got some unwanted tattoos today. FML.
~ShrykullSavior22

Post 4 Nov 15th 1997
Killed all my bosses' business partners. Got smacked in the back of the head. Dangling over a meat grinder. F. M. L!!!!!
~ShrykullSavior22 [sent via mobile]

Post 5 Nov 15th 1997
Got rescued. Farted at my award ceremony. FML
~ShrykullSavior22
 
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