"Just defeated a big-ass demon after a long and perilous quest when that ghost ***** tells me I have to sacrifice my self to save the world... like hell I will... FML"
-Twilighthater666
-Twilighthater666
What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
- Thread starter Misho-
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Today, I still can't get anyone to find my wife, even though it's been years & I've had TONS of people swearing that they'll help. Stupid quillboars. FML.
-QuillboarH8rMankirk
I agree, your life sucks (56) - You totally deserved it (472)
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FIRST
#1 - pwnagepally
^ STFU N00B
#10 - CthuMoo
dude, do you have amnesia or somethin? we've found her, like, a hundred times
#2 - by EatsAllianceBabies
-QuillboarH8rMankirk
I agree, your life sucks (56) - You totally deserved it (472)
Comments
FIRST
#1 - pwnagepally
^ STFU N00B
#10 - CthuMoo
dude, do you have amnesia or somethin? we've found her, like, a hundred times
#2 - by EatsAllianceBabies
"Dad's gone, his assistant is dead, evry1's trying to kill me, gotta leave home... FML"
-LneWndrr
"Today i broke down and cried because I realized that I've been chasing after this girl I hardly know to the point where I gave up 10 years of my life that I could have spent getting to know Malon... FML"
Hero O' time
"Crew's dead, Ishi's a tin man, stranded on a planet full of freaks... AND I'M OUT OF NOM JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FMMFL"
GraysonHunt
-LneWndrr
"Today i broke down and cried because I realized that I've been chasing after this girl I hardly know to the point where I gave up 10 years of my life that I could have spent getting to know Malon... FML"
Hero O' time
"Crew's dead, Ishi's a tin man, stranded on a planet full of freaks... AND I'M OUT OF NOM JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FMMFL"
GraysonHunt
You might actually be onto something, like I could totally see myself visiting fictional character FML since i dont believe 90% of them anywayMisho- said:
anywho heres mine
Woke up today to find that my banana hoard had been pillaged AGAIN (should really look into better security than a welcome sign) and I had to cross oceans, jungles, climb a mountain and fight various banana thieving jerks, after all was said and done I got my bananas back safely but yet I still have no pants FML
Hey, silver lining! I found some PILLS HERE! Otherwise, FML.ZeroG131 said:
-leftyLouis4
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My mentor/employee type guy keeps telling me to "do a barrel roll". What I don't get is why the barrel roll can actually deflect lasers. Maybe the g-diffuser warps space around my ship, so doing a barrel roll causes the lasers to diffract in all directions. Whatever, I just wish he'd stop yelling at me all the time! FML.
-FoxMcArwing
A few days ago, I was rebuilt from ashes. Then the ship got attacked, and one thing led to another, and now there's a Salarian singing Gilbert & Sullivan down the corridor. He won't shut up. FML
-Crass Effect
-Crass Effect
Finally finished landscaping my lawn when freaking zombies(!) come and eat all but a few plants! FML
-GreenthumbGuy
Went to Opera today. Would have been FML enough without everyone bursting into flames and the lead actress going on about mito-somethings...
-LadyCop
-GreenthumbGuy
Went to Opera today. Would have been FML enough without everyone bursting into flames and the lead actress going on about mito-somethings...
-LadyCop
"Today, I had to choose between the first lieutenant of my hyperadvanced space ship and my gunnery chief - who I'm madly in love with - to detonante a bomb which could potentially save billions of lives. Then the ***** guilted me over it when I let her live. FML."
- Shep324
"Today, I stepped out of my ship on a rescue mission on an unknown world. Five minutes later, I was up to my tits in possessed corpses and some crazy blue ***** stole all my ancient, priceless equipment. FML."
- kills_headcrab_jellyfish_for_a_living
"Today, I woke up on a train, completely unaware of who or where I was. After being yelled at by a lot of strangers who claimed to know me, it was decided that I was going to liberate the human race from an alien empire. Alone. Worse still: to do this, they gave me a crowbar. University did not teach me enough. FML."
- TheFreeMan
"Today, I woke up with the intent of celebrating my sister's birthday. After running some errands, I bought her a gift and gave it to her. Moments later, everyone I ever knew was dead and I was homeless and on fire. Trust me, your day wasn't that bad. FML."
- Does not chase chickens
"Today, I woke up and my knees and tongue were gone. A few hours later, I learnt I was going to be a cake. On the bright side, I got a sweet ass gun... that can't shoot anything. FML."
- cubelover2190
- Shep324
"Today, I stepped out of my ship on a rescue mission on an unknown world. Five minutes later, I was up to my tits in possessed corpses and some crazy blue ***** stole all my ancient, priceless equipment. FML."
- kills_headcrab_jellyfish_for_a_living
"Today, I woke up on a train, completely unaware of who or where I was. After being yelled at by a lot of strangers who claimed to know me, it was decided that I was going to liberate the human race from an alien empire. Alone. Worse still: to do this, they gave me a crowbar. University did not teach me enough. FML."
- TheFreeMan
"Today, I woke up with the intent of celebrating my sister's birthday. After running some errands, I bought her a gift and gave it to her. Moments later, everyone I ever knew was dead and I was homeless and on fire. Trust me, your day wasn't that bad. FML."
- Does not chase chickens
"Today, I woke up and my knees and tongue were gone. A few hours later, I learnt I was going to be a cake. On the bright side, I got a sweet ass gun... that can't shoot anything. FML."
- cubelover2190
So, today, I was fitting together some parts for my new vehicle. I just finished the paint job, red and black, looked cool!
...I forgot to put a f**king seat in it. FML.
Bear&Bird124
...I forgot to put a f**king seat in it. FML.
Bear&Bird124
"My Grandpa called me Douche again today... this keeps happening since he got dementia and that asshole down the street called me Douche... ever since he beat me and took my place as The greatest pokemon master, he's been treating me worse and worse... did you know that he never showed up while I was the champion, but that when my rival took the title from me he didn't even have time to sit down before Gramps showed up to congradulate him... FML"
Blue Oak
Blue Oak
I saw that cute miner guy I like again today. I hissed to get his attention, but as soon as I got close to him, I exploded. again. FML
- CrprGrl
- CrprGrl
Sapped all of the Engi's stuff, slept with Scouts mouther then killed the scout, I think I have had a good day.FML
-Ispy1337
-Ispy1337
My girlfriend ran away and got knifed by a transvestite. FML
-SpikyAss
I must construct additional pylons. FML
-Protossletariat
-SpikyAss
I must construct additional pylons. FML
-Protossletariat
So I set up an outpost next to this bigass evil that's supposed to be attacking today. Technically it was to help my friends out but I always knew those guys were screwed. Anyway, the evil came over, and my army is in shambles because of a surprise attack, cause apparantly the evil was able to sneak past my outpost, swim across the ocean, sneak past my villages, and surprises attack us, even though we knew they were coming TODAY! Seriously, who is running this army!!! FML!!!!
-TheFabledKing3
-TheFabledKing3
Dragon Age, the City Elf Origin story. And it was bloody well done too, that made me nearly piss myself XDBloodstain said:
