What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

night_tiger9

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Nov 8, 2010
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"Still out of bubble gum. FML"
Dukenuke910

"After Saving the council from a sentient machine, after i talked to the bloody thing WITH two other people, the council that I saved denounced the claim of There being Reapers trying to kill all organic life in the galaxy, Claiming Sovereign was only a ship. Now after i have been dead for two years, i have to help a human extremist group that everyone hates with a lying douche in a suit giving me orders and sending me on one suicide mission after another, And I lost the trust of my past lover and most of my other friends due to being forced to work with them. FML"

N7xSaviorXX
 

XHolySmokesX

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Sep 18, 2010
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"So i'm only 15 years old and i'm the only person who can save the world from a group of evil criminal idiots obsessed with stealing things... FML"

PokeTrainer1
 

baddude1337

Taffer
Jun 9, 2010
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Just spent half an hour upgrading my weapons, only to be killed before the next checkpoint so it was all forgotten. FML.

-2ambiguouslyclosemercs
 

nuba km

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Jun 7, 2010
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'I was beaten by krillin today, omg krillin, I will kill myself now FML'

- sayain 101
 

gjendemsjo

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May 11, 2010
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So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussiness. Enjoying the whole city I have for myself, long away from society, when some fuckwad suddenly arrives and starts fucking up everything here. I mean, the city is finally empty, say for a few citizens, but they're batshit crazy anyways. I thought that it shouldn't be too much of a problem getting rid of him, but then Atlas starts accompanying him, and they have plans about killing me, FML.

-AndyTheKing
 

Lolth17

Queen of the Underdark
Nov 10, 2009
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Showed up late for work today, but everyone was dead so it didn't matter. Then met this sexy girl in a hot red dress. Bad news: apparently she's not a hooker and carries a gun. FML

- RaccoonRookie2
 

Colinmac93

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Mar 20, 2011
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"Today, I was going to fire missles loaded with a biological virus into the atmosphere, but then I got hit out of a plane into a volcano by my old teammate and his new girlfriend. And just when I try to climb out of the lava, they fire rockets into my face. FML"

-CompleteGlobalSaturation09
 
Nov 28, 2010
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Veret said:
Yyyyeahh...so you just won the thread. Oh, and:

Today I ran into my ex for the first time in two years, and she was with this guy who looked like he fell asleep on an angle grinder. The reason we're not still together? She "died." FML.

-NotAWhiner
Lies, you totally just topped mine!


Today I met this great girl in a bar. We talked for a while, she seemed to really like me and God, she was gorgeous. We went back to her place and right as we were about to make out, her mum walks in. Finally about to break a two-year-long dry spell and I get freakin' cockblocked. FML.
Sheploo_7


Today, I managed to talk some guy out of blowing up an entire town. It worked. But he's now convinced we're dating. FML
xXVaultChick42Xx
 

Sojoez

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Nov 24, 2009
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Today, I was about to hit on that cute blond in the blue spandex suit when the radio (PA) announced that I had won the local lottery! Turns out my prize is to go fetch a water chip outside. FML.

-chosendweller
 

Aetera

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Jan 19, 2011
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Today, my wedding was interrupted, my groom killed, and my cousin raped. Then I was drafted into some weird cult that makes you drink blood that MIGHT KILL YOU and then go kill monsters until you die an early death. Also? My wedding dress was totes ruined. FML.

-BloodyBrideTabris

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - You totally deserved it (1)

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lol pwned
#1 - by xXVaughanXx
 

jhlip

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Feb 17, 2011
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I saved Hyrule and now I have to go back to being a kid without having a reward night with Princess Zelda. FML

-FairyHater
 

Vern5

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Mar 3, 2011
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Got punched in the face so hard I died. That heavy's fists are made of steel or something. Damn, these masks are never going to fit on my face now. FML

-NotASpy
 

orc1231515

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Mar 18, 2010
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I just graduated from dragonslayer school, killed my first dragon. then karma got even with me and turned me into a dragon two. And to top it of, my former bro tried to knife me before the day ended.FML

-DragonSlayer_with_Wings-
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Nov 18, 2009
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My girlfriend was finally going to go let me have "the cake" tonight, only when I got to her house she has run off to another country to be with that Fat@$$ old turd who is rich as Hell. I went to his mansion to get my lady back, ONLY TO FIND SHE WASN'T THERE! FML

-Plumberman25
 

The Harkinator

Did something happen?
Jun 2, 2010
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So get this, my plane crashed and I'm stuck in the middle of the ocean. Then I see a lighthouse. Next thing I know I'm pumping myself full of stuff that mutates my DNA and getting bossed around by some Irish guy. If you thought it couldn't get any worse YOURE WRONG this place is full of people in waistcoats and diving suits with drills. And the all want to kill me in nasty ways FML....

Wouldyoukindly22
 

IceStar100

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Jan 5, 2009
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Ok here I am minding my own busyness and then bam trap going to something called pymid... Then this chick does a break out and I get out on my own no help. Sh runs off and when I catch up to her she lockthe door on me. Wll some how I get out of all this only for this chick to stick a pain crown on my head.

Monkeyslave
 

The Zero

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Mar 29, 2011
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Ok, so I spend days wandering round a sacred building, constantly swimming and having to change my darn boots and the water level every 3 seconds, fighting an evil version of myself and an amebic phallus, thinking to myself "Least the Zoras will appreciate all this trouble I've gone through..." Temple defeated, sage awakened...and the domain doesn't even thaw out? FML.
 

Princess_Dee

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Feb 5, 2011
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Today, I was doing my job delivering papers. I accidentally threw a paper through someone's window, then I got chased by a dog for two blocks. After that, I got knocked over by a tornado. FML.

-boyOfPaper