What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[JeanLuc761]

I destroyed a Mass Relay and murdered 300,000 people. FML.

-N7Shepard

 

[black_omega2]

Some Sith guys just blew up my home planet. FML
-Lolitwilek

I just got killed in battle, but now they're just dropping me from the ship to do it again. FML
-sextion8tr00p3r

I just found ANOTHER gun. It's bigger than the pile of rubble it was inside! How didn't I see it before? It's the same as my current gun but it makes stuff explode. Do I want to set stuff on fire or make it explode? I can't decide, and I don't have anymore inventory space. FML
-xXsexyvaulthunterXx

 

[Mr Twist]

"Waiting around for my buddy, some dick of an S shape block ruins the whole thing. FML"

-SquareBlock

 

[Wilko316]

Just got my gf stolen by some fat turtle thing and now I have to eat woodland foods to save her. FML.

MoustacheMario

 

[subtlefuge]

"Just raised an objection without any evidence to back it up. It didn't win me too many points with the Judge...FML."

takethatFTW

 

[Gralian]

Today, my plane was struck by lightning when i was on my way to see my old folks in the country. I ended up in the middle of fucking nowhere save for a single lighthouse. I climb the steps inside, soaking wet, to see if the keeper has a telephone i can use to call for help. Next thing i know, the door slams shut behind me. Some little twat locked me in. I continue walking down inside the lighthouse and find a bathysphere. As i had no other option, i pulled the lever and the bathysphere floated into this big underwater city and ended up being nearly torn in half by some psycho ***** with claws. I have no money, no weapons and no flashlight and there's a maniac on the loose. FML

-JackTheMan

 

[Aetera]

Today, I was minding my own business, getting some work done, when my friend demanded that I figure out a way to make him fly. WTF. I somehow manage to do it, because I'm awesome, and he bitches that the thing doesn't make him a goddamn eagle. FML.

-LeoBoi1452

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'Assumed Control, instantly got grenade in face FML'

Harbindude82

 

[Extasii]

Made a raft in the arctic, then it sank. Then I fought a giant lobster and got the Horn of Ill Omen, while underwater. Gave it to a homeless guy on a beach. He turned into the orc that tried to kill me earlier this week. Now I'm in a city full of psycho Dark Elves. FML.

Erudite Abrahamstah

(seriously, I wanna see if anyone gets this )

 

[TyrantGanado]

"Just got in to an argument and blew a guy's head off. All I did was shout! FML"

BoozeyEthan08

"There was no treasure! Only some giant mutant vagina!!! FML!!!"

WeThreeGuysAndAChick

"Holy dick I fought the pope! Then my town got bombed to shit and I got shot up like a ************. I'm off to Rome fuckers, FML"

Sexio1459

 

[challenger001]

Gordon still won't talk to me. FML

AVance2234

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Creepers. FML

ProMiner

 

[Ddgafd]

"Great, I'm stuck in this blue maze full of these yellow balls and I'm being chased by ghosts. FML."

WakkaWakka256

 

[night_tiger9]

"Still out of bubble gum. FML"
Dukenuke910

"After Saving the council from a sentient machine, after i talked to the bloody thing WITH two other people, the council that I saved denounced the claim of There being Reapers trying to kill all organic life in the galaxy, Claiming Sovereign was only a ship. Now after i have been dead for two years, i have to help a human extremist group that everyone hates with a lying douche in a suit giving me orders and sending me on one suicide mission after another, And I lost the trust of my past lover and most of my other friends due to being forced to work with them. FML"

N7xSaviorXX

 

[XHolySmokesX]

"So i'm only 15 years old and i'm the only person who can save the world from a group of evil criminal idiots obsessed with stealing things... FML"

PokeTrainer1

 

[baddude1337]

Just spent half an hour upgrading my weapons, only to be killed before the next checkpoint so it was all forgotten. FML.

-2ambiguouslyclosemercs

 

[nuba km]

'I was beaten by krillin today, omg krillin, I will kill myself now FML'

- sayain 101

 

[gjendemsjo]

So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussiness. Enjoying the whole city I have for myself, long away from society, when some fuckwad suddenly arrives and starts fucking up everything here. I mean, the city is finally empty, say for a few citizens, but they're batshit crazy anyways. I thought that it shouldn't be too much of a problem getting rid of him, but then Atlas starts accompanying him, and they have plans about killing me, FML.

-AndyTheKing

 

[Lolth17]

Showed up late for work today, but everyone was dead so it didn't matter. Then met this sexy girl in a hot red dress. Bad news: apparently she's not a hooker and carries a gun. FML

- RaccoonRookie2

 

[Colinmac93]

"Today, I was going to fire missles loaded with a biological virus into the atmosphere, but then I got hit out of a plane into a volcano by my old teammate and his new girlfriend. And just when I try to climb out of the lava, they fire rockets into my face. FML"

-CompleteGlobalSaturation09

 

[revolutionaification]

Yyyyeahh...so you just won the thread. Oh, and:

Today I ran into my ex for the first time in two years, and she was with this guy who looked like he fell asleep on an angle grinder. The reason we're not still together? She "died." FML.

-NotAWhiner

Lies, you totally just topped mine!


Today I met this great girl in a bar. We talked for a while, she seemed to really like me and God, she was gorgeous. We went back to her place and right as we were about to make out, her mum walks in. Finally about to break a two-year-long dry spell and I get freakin' cockblocked. FML.
Sheploo_7


Today, I managed to talk some guy out of blowing up an entire town. It worked. But he's now convinced we're dating. FML
xXVaultChick42Xx