What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[meowman]

Jumped off of the Collosseum. Missed the hay. FML.

-SpaghettiLasagnaNomNomNom

 

[Wintermoot]

"accidentally opened a wormhole to a alien dimension filled with monsters FML"
-thefreeman

 

[Cracker3011]

"Greaat, dropped into yet ANOTHER battle with more clones of those 5 russian guys. Saw one of them running around like an idiot jamming his sniper up to his face, pulling the trigger, calling the person he just killed a homosexual, and then upon being shot screamed something like "OMGHARDSCOPINGFAGGOTNOOBFUCKYOU!", whatever that means. FML.

-xXxCoD4liefxXx

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I got born and killed my Mum in the process, then my dad left me to an insane overseer. I escaped my vault and then got punched in the face by a giant scaly bloke wearing road signs. FML

- PostApocalypseD00d

 

[CNKFan]

"Ran into 12 Deathclaws with only a 9mm, FML"
RockHead2271

"Wait how the hell is there still twitter?"
RockHead2271

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Today, I killed the King of Shadows. Then rocks fell, and many people died. FML
K 1r0nfis7

 

[Drakmorg]

"Went for a ride one of those new "zeppelins". Then some flying ogres crash into the damn thing, and somehow I manage to be the only survivor. Now I got this guy following me around saying I'm supposedly the god of his religeon or something and now I have to fight some evil guy. And if that wasn't enough, cultists keep attacking me every time I go into the woods. FML"

-ArcanSteam

 

[Pointer]

Was going back to my house today after I opened up a new mine in the mountains. Got some ores out, even a little gold and as the sun set I turned around AND A GIANT GREEN PENIS EXPLODED IN FRONT OF ME. FML.

blockydude

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Today, My family was killed by my father's best friend, my estate destroyed, and I had to drink demon blood. FML
-C Cousland

 

[ajemas]

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-GFreeman

I swear to God, trying to tweet here is like trying to ot gniyrt ekil si ereh God dammit!
-OppenheimerBraidDude

 

[JoeThree]

Some asshole poisoned the grain in one of my cities and now my boss and GF are totally pissed because I had to kill all the people there. How could things get any worse for me? FML!
-SadPrince13





Ate some metal thingy and now I'm falling apart, LOL, FML
-DeathLeno

 

[Trevor Burch]

"Defended the entire galaxy from what? Ah yes, Reapers. Took about all damn day, and my fishies died. FML"

ShepardShepard

 

[Jinjiro]

So there we were, patrolling one of the many coastal roads in our great nation, enjoying the sunset in our beloved Jeep. Suddenly this random prick in black parachutes onto our bonnet, shoots Lau in the face, then jumps on to a nearby tuk-tuk. FML.

-Panau2084


I started playing my instrument and singing beautifully for this hooded guy in the street, when he suddenly gets angry for no reason and stabs me in the neck with a couple of blades that were hidden up his sleeves! FML

-VenicianLutemaster42

 

[Sorafrosty]

"So this troll thing just turned all my relatives into statues, and it looks like I'm the only one who can save them, because I managed to duck in time! And what do I get to take with me? A dragonfly. Who keeps score on how many times I get hit. FML"

PurpleDragon

 

[Shadie777]

"Just found out that four crazy emotional women in cyborg suits will hunt me around the world.I have been told they are hot though.FML"

-OldBadass123

"I want to dump her but i'm not really sure I should do that. The creepy b!tch might force me stab myself with a needle.FML"

-Necrostomper111

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Today I outperformed my boss, he didn't take it well. He ripped my wings off and chucked me down a bottomless lake of the dead to burn forever. I awoke to discover that I had been molested by an Eldar god. FML
~ElRazzi_the_soul_eatah

Another Skag! FML
~Sirens_pwn_your_face

Was not invited to the party and the other bears mocked the present I had made. FML
~Totally nice bear (not naughty)

That giant twat wrecked my house and kicked me a mile into a pile of rocks. FML
Kef-Ling

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Great...I decided to go save some other kingdom other than the Mushroom Kingdom FOR ONCE...against some purple skinned freak in a plane that wasn't Koopa FOR ONCE...without the help of my brother who always ends up getting the credit FOR ONCE...

...and my brother somehow gets the credit anyway AND the princess I bag ends up being more of an r-tard than the Mushroom Kingdom princess my brother got. F...M...F'in...L!!!

TheGreenGuy

I agree, your life sucks (42) - You totally deserved it (986)

Comments

Wait...that was YOU who saved...? ALL I KNOW IS A LIE! *heart attack*
#1 - GameproAlex

^ How did that ripoff of me get on here?!?
#2 - CaptainNKevin

 

[Jfswift]

"Just woke up on a hospital bed after being shot while trying to deliver a package. Also, some crazy doctor is digging through my belongings and took my clothes. I think I need a new job."

-Courier94

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

3 days 3 days 3 days 3days3days3eysOHGODHELPME!

-saylookonemoretime

 

[Adam McKeitch]

Today, that psycho son of a ***** computer tried to blow up my shuttlecraft! Then some alien dudes with lightning-shooting spears came out of nowhere and just started fucking all the shit up on this ship! One of the AI's is all but dead, the other is dying, and the third one? That's the one who tried to kill me. I knew I should have gone back for that fusion pistol. FML

- Spnkr-Zeus-Lover