"Killed my murderers and the guy who resurected me tells me they were mere pawns. Says the real perpetrators can be found at the pillars. Oh my way there. But first, a snack. FML"
OmenVampire_ofKain
OmenVampire_ofKain
What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
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"Finished a complicated job, my employers then ripped my eye out and left me to die. They never even paid me. FML"
-SneakyTaffer
"Just discovered I'm a Sith Lord, the guy I liked won't talk to me and I have to save the ***** that brainwashed me. FML"
-NotRevanAnymore
-SneakyTaffer
"Just discovered I'm a Sith Lord, the guy I liked won't talk to me and I have to save the ***** that brainwashed me. FML"
-NotRevanAnymore
spent my life in a damn vault always looking at rusty walls and dripping pipes. My father left me to die, security kept trying to kill me, ended up shooting my way out killing everyone i came into contact to. Finally after 18 years make it outside, look at the sun and some jackass raider just shot me in the back of the head. FML
-Vaultdweller416
-Vaultdweller416
"Woke up,wanted to get out of my house,some green dick blew up in my face.
My house is totally messed up now.FML"
-Miner4life
My house is totally messed up now.FML"
-Miner4life
I all but broke the treasury to welcome my son home after an expedition to the frozen north and what does he do? Shank me in my own throne room with that big f**king sword of his! FML!
Lordaeron_Forever
Lordaeron_Forever
"So this old guy has this wife right? only thing is she's dead. Also it's the anaversery of her death or something. Anyway this old guy tells me that his wife liked this flower. The thing is, the flower is only found in this one place, and gnowls live there now. So he asks me to go and get the flower for him.
Now between you and me, I've killed a couple gnowls here and there so i'm kinda this guru of gnowl killing. The thing is that I've only ever gone and slaughtered them in their home when i thought that if i didn't do that then they would come here and fuck our shit up. So i'm not exactly well liked over there.
But whatever, i go and kill a bunch of gnowls so that this old guy can sleep at night knowing that his dead wife knows that he paid some mercenary to make a few widows so that the old guy could give her flowers. Ain't he sweet? Oh yeah, turns out that one of the gnowls had already picked some flowers, so i just took them off his corpse (should i have mentioned that?).
Anyway i bring the flowers to the old guy and he tells me that he needs something else. You see, it's a long trip to the graveyard and the flowers will wilt on the trip there. Now he can't just go and present his wife with a bunch of wilted, blood satined flowers *apparently the blood stains didn't matter though*. Nope, I've gotta go take this ship to this frozen mountain and wander through these ice caves until i find this thunder ice or some shit like that because this old guy has never heard of this magical stuff i call water that keeps flowers from wilting.
Oh yeah, bonus round, Kolbold live in these caves and I've fucked their shit up in the past as well so it looks like i'll be killing more dudes for this guys dead wife.
Anyway i'm off to kill people and do anything that resembles work for this old guy so that he can show his wife how much he still cares (i guess). But hey! it's the thought that counts right?" FML
TheHumanBlender
"Oh yeah, i got a bit side tracked, went to a bar, met a few widows (don't judge me). Anyway it took me a while to get the magic ice so those flowers are wilted now. Looks like someone should have planned ahead." FML
TheHumanBlender
I'm curious, anyone have any idea which game i'm referring to?
Now between you and me, I've killed a couple gnowls here and there so i'm kinda this guru of gnowl killing. The thing is that I've only ever gone and slaughtered them in their home when i thought that if i didn't do that then they would come here and fuck our shit up. So i'm not exactly well liked over there.
But whatever, i go and kill a bunch of gnowls so that this old guy can sleep at night knowing that his dead wife knows that he paid some mercenary to make a few widows so that the old guy could give her flowers. Ain't he sweet? Oh yeah, turns out that one of the gnowls had already picked some flowers, so i just took them off his corpse (should i have mentioned that?).
Anyway i bring the flowers to the old guy and he tells me that he needs something else. You see, it's a long trip to the graveyard and the flowers will wilt on the trip there. Now he can't just go and present his wife with a bunch of wilted, blood satined flowers *apparently the blood stains didn't matter though*. Nope, I've gotta go take this ship to this frozen mountain and wander through these ice caves until i find this thunder ice or some shit like that because this old guy has never heard of this magical stuff i call water that keeps flowers from wilting.
Oh yeah, bonus round, Kolbold live in these caves and I've fucked their shit up in the past as well so it looks like i'll be killing more dudes for this guys dead wife.
Anyway i'm off to kill people and do anything that resembles work for this old guy so that he can show his wife how much he still cares (i guess). But hey! it's the thought that counts right?" FML
TheHumanBlender
"Oh yeah, i got a bit side tracked, went to a bar, met a few widows (don't judge me). Anyway it took me a while to get the magic ice so those flowers are wilted now. Looks like someone should have planned ahead." FML
TheHumanBlender
I'm curious, anyone have any idea which game i'm referring to?
"was forced to fist my owner Benny again today with a power fist. I'd probably be able to pretend it was someone else if his voice didn't remind me so much of Chandler from Friends for some reason. FML"
Mr.hell-to-the-yes
Mr.hell-to-the-yes
"Alright so: My best friend has betrayed me, my sister is dead, my army has just been totally obliterated after we thought we won. As well as this the only allies i have left are some blind pedophile, a cannibalistic mad elf, an annoying priest, a whiny eight year old brat, and some dragon who i made a deal with which stopped me talking. The worst part? I just inadvertantly caused the end of the world by killing the Empire's leader and causing, I kid you not when i say this, giant babies with teeth to come down from above and start eating everyone. We're all that's left to stop them now....compared to me, you lot have it easy. FML".
-CrazyMute1
-CrazyMute1
So I took a trip to mars to check it out, but when I got back to my ship a bunch of aliens took away my vacuum cleaner, a joystick, a car battery and my bottle of whiskey to make it run. Also found out these same aliens want to blow up the Earth. FML
~billyblaze88
~billyblaze88