What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[DuctTapeJedi]

"Half my family's dead. Now I've got to go move in with my creeper uncle, and train to go fight the Pope."

--IHaveAKnifeInMySleeve47

 

[LordOrin]

Today, I tried to throw a party for one of my test subjects. Instead, she tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire. FML.

-GLaDtheImpaler

 

[InsomniJack]

"Worst night ever. Had to face down some mob guy who thought he was a god, then I tripped balls so bad I almost died. Now I have to take on a drug company whose security rivals that of most U.S. Government sites. Alone. FML."

- Bullet_Time_Genius


"My wife's been kidnapped, and I got a text message from the kidnapper... It has spelling errors. F. M. L."

- Im_A_Wake

 

[DJDarque]

Today I discovered my father turned to stone. Party leader had soft potions, but did not use one. FML.

Nanaki13

 

[Solo-Wing]

I was sent on a mission to some creepy Spanish town to save the presidents daughter. The Townsfolk are not freindly in the least, and one of them is bloke with a paper bag over his head and swinging a chainsaw. Found the daughter and it turns out she is COMPLETELY inept at everything. God if I hear her scream "LEON!" one more time I am gonna headbutt a bullet! FML!

- Bowlcut101

 

[kotorfan04]

So, after spending a few billion credits to bring a guy back from the dead, rebuilding his ship, AND helping him assemble a crew, he decided to blow up the ONE thing I specifically told him not to destroy, steal my ship, and run off with some of my best personnel... FML

-TIMmy

Was on the verge of preventing a holy war between the mages and templars when my asshole friend decided to blow up the only reasonable authority in this dammed city and spark a bloody civil war that led to almost destroyed the city... again. Still less stupid than that time Isabella stole that relic and started another war. My friends are assholes, FML

-MikeHawke

 

[General Michi]

Put into stasis after crippling alien government by some douche in a suit with a speech impediment. FML

- GFree

 

[Sora112112]

"wake up in the middle of the street, cant remember a thing, receive spam mail from hell, getting attacked by frogs, and now ive got some weird girl following me around.FML

-guns dont kill monsters pins do

 

[kotorfan04]

So I'm settling the mage vs templar dispute, then Anders blows up the Chantry...FML
-Mike Hawke

Sorry, I swear I didn't see this post until after I already posted my very similar DA 2 post.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

My grandfather was murdered. He had his HEAD removed! What kind of psycho does that?! I had to identify him by his RING! Now, I'm looking for clues as to why he died in his mansion, but all I've found is this book that I'm pretty sure is bound in leather made from human skin. HUMAN SKIN! What the hell did my grandfather do in his spare time?! Psychologist my ass! FML.

-QueenAlexR

Ok, this is getting weird. This book is describing all sorts of weird shit. Dead gods, spells, an immortal Roman centurion, and now I'm starting to hear things! I even tried one of the spells on a broken key: It FIXED THE KEY. What the hell!?! I think I'm going insane! FML!

-QueenAlexR

Now I KNOW I'm going insane. I saw a dead body in the bathtub that disappeared a second later. MY dead body. In addition, I'm seeing books flying off of shelves like it's fucking Ghostbusters, and I'm pretty sure I'm seeing some statues turn to look at me. I tried a spell in the book marked "Restore Sanity", and I feel better. Also? My grandfather's a ghost, and I've found this weird artifact behind a book of pulp stories in my grandfather's library. FML!

-QueenAlexR

Finished reading that god damned book. Not sure what's real anymore. There's apparently an ancient city under my mansion filled with monsters and a dead god that I have to go fight if I don't want the universe to end. Also? I just tried another one of those spells; I saw, and felt, my own head explode! A second later, I was fine! At least my head wasn't spouting Hamlet this time. FML.

-QueenAlexR

 

[OddOzZy666]

Gotta kill evil itself, my fucking neighbour is it's best fucking friend now. This chamber feels like Uterus against my wheels. FML
-NessPK

 

[Megacherv]

"Turns out I obey, not choose. FML."

xXxFiReFiNgErSxXx

 

[Dragonborne88]

"Was out on patrol on the Venice rooftops, and got pushed into the river by some dude in a white bathrobe. Remembered that I couldn't swim. FML"

i<3Templar

 

[OddOzZy666]

"Alright so: My best friend has betrayed me, my sister is dead, my army has just been totally obliterated after we thought we won. As well as this the only allies i have left are some blind pedophile, a cannibalistic mad elf, an annoying priest, a whiny eight year old brat, and some dragon who i made a deal with which stopped me talking. The worst part? I just inadvertantly caused the end of the world by killing the Empire's leader and causing, I kid you not when i say this, giant babies with teeth to come down from above and start eating everyone. We're all that's left to stop them now....compared to me, you lot have it easy. FML".

-CrazyMute1

I know this! This is Drakengard

 

[[.redacted]]

"The nerfed my AP ratios to make my physical build less powerful... WTF?.. FML."

-Fourspinningblades

 

[Solo-Wing]

Spoiler: All the ones that made me LOL

"Today, I was going to fire missles loaded with a biological virus into the atmosphere, but then I got hit out of a plane into a volcano by my old teammate and his new girlfriend. And just when I try to climb out of the lava, they fire rockets into my face. FML"

-CompleteGlobalSaturation09

I saved Hyrule and now I have to go back to being a kid without having a reward night with Princess Zelda. FML

-FairyHater

"Today, me and my mates wanted to eat some brains. Guess what: Some freakin' plants beat us up. Seriously, wtf? FML"
--brainsmasher666

"I must construct additional Pylons... again FML"
-ProtossCMDR451

Gordon still won't talk to me. FML

AVance2234

---

Creepers. FML

ProMiner

"Great, I'm stuck in this blue maze full of these yellow balls and I'm being chased by ghosts. FML."

WakkaWakka256

So I was just sitting here, minding my own bussiness. Enjoying the whole city I have for myself, long away from society, when some fuckwad suddenly arrives and starts fucking up everything here. I mean, the city is finally empty, say for a few citizens, but they're batshit crazy anyways. I thought that it shouldn't be too much of a problem getting rid of him, but then Atlas starts accompanying him, and they have plans about killing me, FML.

-AndyTheKing

Got delayed again...FML

BabeSlapper

"I used to be part of an elite unit but it turns out those memories weren't my own and my life was a lie. FML."

-Spikyblondehairdude

"So I've spent all this time hanging out with this girl, being a great companion and helping her around the lab. Then she goes and throws me into the incinerator! I thought this one would be different... FML

LoNeLyCuBe99

"Fucking police made me pick up that can. Abuse of power much? FML."
-Glasses'n'Crowbar

 

[Megacherv]

One of my friends is in jail for murder-AGAIN. First, she was accused of killing her own sister(who does that!?!), and now, she' accused of killing a prominent doctor! Whatever happened to double jeopardy!?! And of course, I have to defend her in court! AGAIN! FML Up the A.

-TheWrightMan4theJob

Ha, I was trying to think of an Ace Attorney one as well...

"Just heard that my dad's 40-year streak has been broken by a rookie, and now he's been convicted for murder with the help of my adopted brother. FML"

KarmaIsABitch

 

[Redford Blade]

"Today, my girlfriend found out that I am related to the king and is now trying to make me king. I don't want to be king... FML!!"
-SwoopingIsBad

"Today, I was minding my own business, playing in some tall grass when some punk kid stuffed me into a small ball and now I have to fight my friends for him. FML"
-PissedOffPika

"Today, my son was kidnapped and I have to cut off my finger to prove that I'm a good father... FML"
-MustSaveNotJason

 

[gunningyoudown]

"600 kill streak and then stabbed some dude"
-EveryFPSever

 

[SeriousIssues]

"Haggard decided it'd be funny to shove a pebble into my assault rifle. I got a 2 inch shard of shrapnel embedded in my glasses as well as my helmet blown off in an active battlefield. No ammount of adrenaline needles can heal this pain. FML"

-bCompSweetwatr