What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Mauso88]

Stole a priceless artefact today, left me with a bad feeling. Wish these people would leave me alone, I hate this city. FML

HoodedMisanthrope

Went to work today, seemed quite normal. Experiment opened up portals to another dimension, MIT never prepared me for this. FML

HeadHumperG

Found a baby girl, lost my wife. Went to strange town, lost my baby girl. Trapped in strange town, ''Huh, radio. What's with that radio?'' now it's inexplicably getting dark, there's sirens and all the floors gone rusty. I should have stayed at home... FML

UnluckyBastardMason

 

[Volkade]

Stole this one from a shirt I saw

Those WERE the droids I was looking for. FML

-trooper_of_the_storm

 

[MostlyHarmless]

"Today, I figured out that I will never catch them all or growup. FML"

ALonelyTrainer

 

[Princess_Dee]

Today, I ended up in the same room as Pyramid Head AGAIN. FML.

-bad_timing_violated

 

[Aesir23]

Spent a millenium serving my ass of a Lord, got my wings ripped off, thrown into a lake and now I'm face to face with a giant squid. FML

SoulDevourer17

 

[Innegativeion]

"Had that dream again. Seems to come at least once a week. 10... or maybe it was 25, random mooks decked out in ridiculously flashy armor beat the shit out of me and steal my stuff. FML."

-likearaidbaws99

 

[Free Thinker]

"So I just killed that stupid Krogan Wrex. I totally saved Shepard! He did put down his shotgun to give Shepard a bro-fist, but he was going to snap Shepard's neck, so I shot him. And the commander is angry! And now I'm stuck waiting for this nuke to go off since that asshole left me behind. FML."

Ashley, ME1.

 

[AmiIce]

Today, I had to listen to a whiny little priest have a panic attack because he is actually the emperor's only remaining son. Never mind the fact that I had to rescue him in the first place, and I now have to run errands for him to SAVE THE WORLD while he sits in his library reading a BOOK!!! FML.

--The REAL hero of Cyrodiil

 

[Blemontea]

After the circus turned out to be full of killer clowns looking for my necklace, being chased around town by a robot, running through the sewers, and punching an elephant out with a mech. I finally get to the end of the sewers and that giant robot is there waiting for me... and i need a picture of its attack to make half the stuff i want. FML
-RedStoneMax

 

[wehrp3nguin]

Today, I saw my old buddy Francis with his new group of friends. I asked if they wanted to go out for drinks. They threw a molotov at me, and ran away.FML

JackedJared22

 

[Anyalla]

Found a locked door in a forest. Opened it with a key. Found identical locked door inside. Key is no longer usable. FML

HeroOfTime1985

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

"My sister was turned to crystal and now I have this brand on my boob which means that I will, too, or I'll become a zombie. FML."
-LightningStrikeXIII

"spy bakstab medic and snipr hedshot me. fml"
-giantman2

"The girl I like left on a long journey with our school teacher and some random mercenary without saying goodbye, and now me and my best friend are banished from our village. FML."
-MyDadIsADwarf

"I had to give up all of my life to seal away death itself. FML."
-TheFool0

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

sNip/Tuck
SpikyHairedGuy

XD.what game is that from?!

I think it's Chrono Trigger.

He thinks correctly.

 

[SkyeNeko]

"Just found out that my dad manipulated my mom to break all the rules and fall in love with him just so he could cause a civil war and wipe out her clan. FML."
-SexyWitch666

captcha: eyes eaddid

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I have a few. Cool points if you can guess all three.

"Went to the shop today, I finally had gotten that blasted Ruby, now I can finally get that armor. I was selling my spare stuff and I went to order the armor, only to notice an item was missing. I had sold the Ruby in my haste and the lady wouldn't give it back. FML"

-RathPWNER1337

"I was hanging with my boys when we heard about some weaklings coming back from the war. We headed down to the medical tents in the night and fucked them all up. I went to leader and chopped his head off, I held it up laughing and noticed in the night it was my dad's head. He had just went off to war a few weeks ago. FML"

-AzureKnight12

"Just jumped out of my jet. Realised I forgot a prachute. I'm out. FML"

-CjFromSA

 

[Signa]

Spent billions making an underwater utopia, and some douche comes in an wrecks it. Seriously, FML.

Sweatygolfer49

 

[cookieXkiller]

today I was knocked out and fell from space onto earth only to have a person fiddle with the memory in the back of my head.
-AngryChief3
(start of h3 for those who dont know)

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"Was playing near the waterfall behind the village with my friends but I slipped off of a log that spanned the whole thing. Luckily, I landed without much injury and decided it was best to hop-foot it back to the village. Some wicked weeds blocked the way and I didn't bring my knife. Fortunately, there was an old rusty sword sticking out of a stone in the creek I fell into and I pulled it out. But when I did, there was this HUGE flash of light and a ghost appeared. After being creeped out for a bit, I used the sword to hack the weeds and these psychotic rabbits that attacked me. When I got back to the village, everyone was in a state of panic from the recent events and monsters suddenly appearing. When I went to chat with one of my friends I was trekking with, a small earthquake happened. As it occured, me and my friend were caught in a sinkhole and fell several feet. A huge mantis was there, and my friend was completely terrified to do anything but try and hide. Seeing as how I was the one with the sword, I had to fend it off. It took a little while, but the beast finally went down and a knight named Jema helped us out of the hole. As the panic died down a bit, the elder along with the other members of the village decided to banish me from the village. Seems that when I pulled the sword from its resting place, a whole bunch of crap happened as a result of it. But, I had no choice! I had to use it to get back to the village! Now I'm banished from the only home I've ever known because of good basic survival instincts? FML."

UnknownManaKnight

 

[starwolf333]

My father dumped me into a live volcano, and when I woke up, I found out my wife was dead, my son was a tool, and I looked like I was sewn together from eight people, and this Irish assassin ***** thinks she's my mistress or something. FML.
-IronFistKing

Got woken up again, only to have some whip-wielding jerkwad come barging into my castle, destroy all my candlesticks, kill my servants, and lecture me about how horrible I am for existing. FML.
-ill_needed_save