I'm glad that Shepard's untimely suffering and trauma could help brighten your day! The "MLIA" on that last one had me cracking up so hard...and I may have to start another survivor Shepard just to name her "ThresherThrasher."revolutionaification said:It was a rather poor representation of Okami.
This just gets better and better with each post; 'ShepardTheShepherd' made me laugh at the best/worst possible moment: On an unwanted phone-call to the one person on this Earth I'd actually deem an enemy, she asks me whether I think she can sing well or not, and the rest is history.
Anyway:
Today, I visited an old friend. Instead of going for a few drinks or catching up, I proceeded to steal the family dog, headbutt a family member, murder gratuitous amounts of the local wildlife, and get hit on. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
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Today, my mum sent me over to the neighbour's house and he told me I had to get out of town, shoved a wild animal at me and started asking what his grandson's name was. My mother thinks this is totally normal and even offered to keep hold of my money while I'm out there, ALONE. FML.
-Kant-oBelieveIt
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Today, I met my girlfriend's mum for the first time. She went psycho, attacked us, and, well... I ended up killing her. That's gonna be awkward come Christmas. FML.
-SheepishShephard
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Today, I discovered that every time I kiss my girlfriend there's a chance she'll start hallucinating. Guess how we figured this out?
She's still convinced I'm Harbinger...FML.
-NotGettingAny
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Today, I found out my boyfriend's a hallucinogen. MLIA.
-Spectre4Life(&Death)
Anyway, I got one more for you before I go to bed:
Today, the commander got a new dermal regenerator to heal the scars on her face. She won't let me use it. Now there's no platinum left to upgrade my rifle, the commander's boning a hallucinogenic space-lizard, and my face STILL looks like I slept on a fucking angle grinder. FML.
-CaLibr8