What is God's last name?

[tlgAlaska]

I woke up one night and God was standing next to my bed. He spoke to me: "Son, you are blessed, because I chose you to spread my true name." And he told me his name and his name is "Nobody".
And truely I am blessed, because Nobody had visited me that night and Nobody had told me his name.

Always remember Nobody loves you and watches over you.

 

[idodo35]

well what do you think? its norris
its norris of course
god norris juniour
he is the son of god norris seniour also known as chuck...

 

[DugMachine]

God McTittySprinkles

Its the only fitting name. PROVE ME WRONG

 

[Enslave_All_Elves]

skrugs. you see, god is an alien. not a powerful alien, just a run of the mill one having a laugh at our expense. well he was... until he got bored and left a few thousand years ago.

 

[Gingernerd]

Kind of off topic, but do you get an automatic warning if you post something less than three words? I'm feeling sorry for the person who posted "Zilla" and got a warning.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

His last name is Newell...

 

[lacktheknack]

I can't say it, but it sounds like a huge thunderclap...

 

[lacktheknack]

Kind of off topic, but do you get an automatic warning if you post something less than three words? I'm feeling sorry for the person who posted "Zilla" and got a warning.

"Low Post Content" is in the rulesheet of posts you aren't allowed to make, because the Escapist overlords dislike lazy posts. Expand your posts with reasoning or multiple jokes, or even just a complete sentence, to avoid it.

 

[DrgoFx]

Winklemyer. I love that name.

 

[Aerosteam]

Maybe "Christ"?

Another question:

What is Satan's middle name?

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to go with Jenkins.

 

[Gizmo1990]

Drood. Anyone who gets the reference gets 10000000000000000 internet points.

 

[Rawne1980]

God's surname?

Noon.

Yes that is my surname and yes I am that arrogant.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

God doesn't exist, sorry kids, nor does santa or darth vader.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

O'Fwar.
His name is God O'Fwar.

 

[JamesStone]

Full name is Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ. Now can all the religions please stop fighting?

Only if you make it Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ Brahman Ra Odin.

Wait, should probably do alphabetical order to avoid squabbling.

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh.

Sudden thought: Do you think we can make the entire alphabet?

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh Zeus.

You forgot an important Z in there partner.

 

[James Crook]

His full name would be Joseph God Machine the Twelth. But I'd just call him God-sama.

 

[Nerdfury]

If my neighbours are right, his full name is God Oh God OhgodohgodohgodOHGODOHGOD I'M ALMOST THERE KEEP GOING OH FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUCK!

 

[Imre Csete]

It has to be Mode.

 

[Rastien]

God Mc Stonard

Why?

Well... i havn't seen him do anything in some time, i say its stoner bashing time