What is God's last name?
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Wong. His son's name is also Wong. Jesus Wong. He has no idea where they got the Christ thing from (if you understand this reference *brofist*)
Only if you make it Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ Brahman Ra Odin.Mr.PlanetEater said:
Wait, should probably do alphabetical order to avoid squabbling.
Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh.
Sudden thought: Do you think we can make the entire alphabet?
That or he's Icelandic and named after his father?x EvilErmine x said:
I think Gods last name must be Smith. I mean there's gotta be a reason there are so many of them, right?
(Most common surname in the UK, yet I have, in 20 and a half years of life in this country, met only one person with that name?)
I woke up one night and God was standing next to my bed. He spoke to me: "Son, you are blessed, because I chose you to spread my true name." And he told me his name and his name is "Nobody".
And truely I am blessed, because Nobody had visited me that night and Nobody had told me his name.
Always remember Nobody loves you and watches over you.
And truely I am blessed, because Nobody had visited me that night and Nobody had told me his name.
Always remember Nobody loves you and watches over you.
skrugs. you see, god is an alien. not a powerful alien, just a run of the mill one having a laugh at our expense. well he was... until he got bored and left a few thousand years ago.
Kind of off topic, but do you get an automatic warning if you post something less than three words? I'm feeling sorry for the person who posted "Zilla" and got a warning.
"Low Post Content" is in the rulesheet of posts you aren't allowed to make, because the Escapist overlords dislike lazy posts. Expand your posts with reasoning or multiple jokes, or even just a complete sentence, to avoid it.Gingernerd said:
